Junk Juggling Juicer Gets His Rocks Off Posting Racist Rants, Harassing Women And Threatening To Diddle Kids, May Be The Most Hated Troll On The Internet, As Bristol Got Dragged In To His Weird Troll War, Is Inexplicably Allowed To Coach Kids In Easton
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**This has been updated to reflect a false article sent to me as part of some weird troll war Lozzi is involved in, because apparently faking rape charges is something people do in his circle.
I don’t think it’s any secret that I don’t shy away from controversy online. Especially on the Brockton Hub. I love instigating people in the Hub – it’s a guarantee that trolling a reaction there will yield gloriously butthurt results. But even I have limits and rules, because enthusiastic trolling is one thing, and being a complete racist entitled asshat is quite the other. With that, let me introduce you to the biggest racist asshat and steroid enthusiast on the Hub, and quite possibly the internet, Chris Lozzi.
Outside of jamming enough needles full of anabolic steroids in his ass to shrivel even the most robust testicles to raisins and posing for photos with extremely uncomfortable young girls, Spray tanned Lou Ferrigno also enjoys infecting the internet with shit like this.
Wow, Chris. You’re so edgy and cool. Much better than everybody else, and I bet your penis is HUGE. Nothing says “limp 2 incher you couldn’t get up with a defibrillator ” quite like announcing the whole freakin’ Brockton Hub how you are a member of the “Master Race” and then proceeding to argue and whine like a little bit to the inevitable hoards of people who disagree, most likely because it’s coming from a chudstuffer who looks like Hulk Hogan’s retarded half-brother. And hey, Chris? Here’s a tip. If your penis envy drives you to try so hard to prove your own superiority…
….Maybe don’t insinuate you’re going to diddle a stranger’s kid. You fucking bitchtits sick pedo.
Originally I had been sent an article alleging this douchenozzle had raped an inmate years ago. I ran it, and later found out the source was some chud named Gary Dunn who also has no code. Making me wonder if Gary has his own repressed homosexual urges and penchant for juiced up assholes slathered in self tanner.
Shitty on my part for just running it. Guess all the turkey made me lazy. Even shittier on you, Gary Dunn. I will have fun exposing you.
Still doesn’t fully exonerate Chris, though. He enjoys making shit up, too. He’s just less convincing. He’s an intelligent, respectable and upstanding pillar of society who enjoys the finer things in life, like abusing children, juicing, racial intolerance and harassing random women online while sounding like a complete fucking moron.
He’s become super well liked online due to his sparkling personality and ruddy-orange complexion, too. Which is probably why people go to such lengths to make him look even worse than he is.
Good question. Lozzi likes to charade around like a tough guy, but he definitely fears the turtle, seeing as how as soon as I announced my presence in the comments, he turned off commenting to his post and ran and hid like the cowardly cunthair he obviously is.
What a charmer. Inexplicably, though, it looks like Chris “I love juices in my ass” Lozzi is also coach Lozzi, for Easton’s Pop Warner team, the Tigers.
Which is a great idea, because he totally seems like who you want in charge of your young children unsupervised. It would sure be a shame if Easton Pop Warner’s Facebook page was flooded with comments about how unsafe this boner fluffer is to be around children, women and generally anything with a pulse. A real shame indeed.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! Especially to you, Lozzi. Please know that you bring shame and humiliation to everyone sitting across the table from you today. And please try to keep your dick out of the turkey. And Gary Dunn – you’re next. We are not your personal army.