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I think we’ve made it pretty obvious we don’t think addiction is a disease. Cancer is a disease. Jamming a needle in your arm isn’t. But the people that show up in all these forums crying about it’s a disease aren’t the brightest bulbs and we have proof… Hang on… The end of this is some Sixth Sense surprise kind of shit.
Some awesome guy from Quincy is Everything agrees with us and took this picture of two supposed slugrakes nodding off in a car in a Quincy park.
Well, that’s what it seemed like they were doing….
People went batshit. Some thanking the man for saving the hypothetical family they could have killed on that snowy day. Others because they were pissed off this guy shamed “druggies” nodding off in a car.
Look at these queef balloons:
You can just see the hysteria in her eyes. She looks like an SJW alien has taken over her body and her own conscience-self is inside screaming for help. It must have been the alien that saw the kids in the car and decides to add to the insanity.
I don’t know about you but all my family pictures have his and her matching sideboob fat hanging out. Such class.
Jess decided that it was her mission to comment on every single comment in the thread. It was her that was right and if you didn’t agree with her than you’re a fucking idiot. It’s her self-appointed job to tell you that.
That didn’t happen Kate, but who cares.
Jess is what we would call “the enforcer” on these threads. She has no life, sits around on the internet all day, because she probably tried her some diesels for two weeks in her younger days, before she was a teen mom, and is now an expert on addiction. Then, her beef tube husband knocked her up and we all knows that getting pregnant makes you omnipotent.
Wait, we have one more: You read that right! Shooting heroin is the same thing as being a fatty! He can say that because he used to shoot smack and that makes him an expert on both addiction and obesity! The only problem is that French fries aren’t an illegal drug and some people don’t CHOOSE to have slower metabolism than others. You’re not going to take a picture of some chub noshing on a sandwich because WE ALL NOSH ON SANDWICHES.
Take that, butthurts. Scratchies. They grabbed a coffee, found a snowy place to be alone to play lotto and the whole city made them a cause.
You can’t make this shit up.
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