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A couple weeks ago we called out one of the most obvious fake hate crimes of all time, when 13 year old Zavion Parker claimed he was kidnapped and beaten by five racist gingers, one of whom had an “I hate black people” tattoo. It was just so blatantly fake that no one with a functional brain could ever believe it actually happened. These were the text messages the “kidnappers” allegedly sent Zavion’s mom from his cell phone:

“I stoled him.”

Legendary.

Obviously what happened was that Zavion did what a lot of 13 year old boys do – got into mischief. He was supposed to be home, and when ma dukes texted him he made up a lie. Who would’ve ever thought this woman would fall for such an obvious tall tale?

She obviously lives in Houston because she’s training to be an astronaut. I thought she would be smarter than that.

But because the racism-industrial complex is so profitable, multiple media outlets ran with a 13 year old’s story about a car full of murderous white supremacist gingers as a fact, not an allegation from a 13 year old:

#Houston police are investigating the alleged kidnapping and assault of Zavion Parker, a 13-yr-old African-American boy getting off a school bus when abducted Monday. Mother alleges perpetrator tatoo indicates racially-motivated crime, suspects at large: https://t.co/ac4fenR2np

— NAACP (@NAACP) May 17, 2018

13-year-old #ZavionParker escaped abduction by white men who planned to kill him simply because he was black https://t.co/oryaJHSemG pic.twitter.com/iGmrk832Xr

— Vibe Magazine (@VibeMagazine) May 17, 2018

Y’all gonna see #ZavionParker all up and down your timeline until people start talking about this! A little boy was almost lynched in this TERRIBLE country. MAGA MY ASS! This shit sick!

— TOUSSAINT‼️ (@ThisIsToussaint) May 17, 2018

What happened to #ZavionParker should be a bigger story and needs more attention. Especially because there might a group of White Supremacists targeting black people to torture and kill.

— Gold Standard Ship (@AwesomeBamon) May 17, 2018

Black teen #ZavionParker, 13, was kidnapped in East #Houston by White Supremacists. He was taken to an abandoned property & assaulted. He escaped when the men went to another room to load a gun.

Where's the #media coverage?#BlackLivesMatter #Racismhttps://t.co/9yhjSO2bBW

— BLACK LIVES MATTER (@freeblm) May 18, 2018

This is the red truck with flames in Houston TX, that was driven by a group of white supremacists who kidnapped a 13 year old Black child named Zavion Parker (who escaped his kidnappers). People in Houston be on the lookout for this truck,because the suspects have not be arrested pic.twitter.com/8TTsXSfffm

— Tariq Nasheed (@tariqnasheed) May 19, 2018

The woman leading the charge was ABC affiliate reporter Erica Simon, who tweeted about it relentlessly:

This is Camecia Carmouche, the woman who saw Zavion Parker running down the street; stopped to help him. pic.twitter.com/wFNpLheNsx

— Erica Simon (@EricaOnABC13) May 15, 2018

▪️According to Zavion’s mom:

•he has never made up things before

•always comes straight home from school — (meaning she had no reason to think he wasn’t telling the truth)

▪️According to Zavion’s former teacher: he’s a “really sweet, respectful kid”

— Erica Simon (@EricaOnABC13) May 17, 2018

Thank you dear. ❤️

— Erica Simon (@EricaOnABC13) May 23, 2018

Oh good, Mom said her 13 year old never lied to her before. And no parent has ever been deceived by their 13 year old son. Ever. Therefore it’s responsible for a “journalist” to inflame racial tensions by passing on what is clearly just a child lying to his mother.

As a result the people who actually lived in the house where Zavion claimed he was tortured were harassed relentlessly. Also, they were Hispanic, not a clan of gingers:

My name is vanessa and my father is the owner of the property of where allegedly #zavionparker was held hostage. That is not true. The police have searched our property, we also allowed Black panther members to walk and search our property because we have nothing to hide.

— vanessa (@vanessa31120483) May 31, 2018

nothing to hide. The boy claimed that it was white males who did this and we are Mexican. This whole story is very fishy and keeps changing. We are being harassed and wrongly accused. So I decided it was time to speak up and share our side of the story.
#zavionparker

— vanessa (@vanessa31120483) May 31, 2018

#ZavionParker THIS IS WHERE HE WAS TAKEN, THE OWNERS SAID THEY KNEW NOTHING pic.twitter.com/p4bI0pwcHP

— The Panther Party 4oo (@tpp_tv) May 20, 2018

https://twitter.com/tpp_tv/status/998208190897586176

Well, the Houston Police this week confirmed what Turtleboy was the only media outlet to call out ahead of time – Zavion made the whole thing up:

We want to update the community on a case that has received widespread attention in the news media and on social media. On May 14, a 13-year-old African American boy reported that he had been abducted in northeast Houston by white supremacists. 1/5 #hounews

— Houston Police (@houstonpolice) June 4, 2018

HPD has thoroughly investigated this case and evidence obtained shows the incident, as described, did not occur. We met with the family and community leaders and showed them why we believe this to be the case. 2/5

— Houston Police (@houstonpolice) June 4, 2018

For the community at large, there is absolutely no reason to believe there is a
group of white supremacists abducting children in the area. 3/5

— Houston Police (@houstonpolice) June 4, 2018

The owners of the property in question have no involvement in this case. We have identified the owner of the red pickup truck circulated on social media as being the possible suspect vehicle. We have determined the owner also has no involvement in this case. 4/5

— Houston Police (@houstonpolice) June 4, 2018

There are no charges in this incident, nor are any expected at this time.We thank everyone for their continuing interest in this case and always encourage the public to call the police whenever they believe a crime may have been committed. 5/5

— Houston Police (@houstonpolice) June 4, 2018

So just to review:

• The red kidnapping truck that Tariq Nasheed (a man with over 200K followers and a Twitter verified blue checkmark) said belonged to the ginger white supremacists, really just belonged to a random innocent person.

This is the red truck with flames in Houston TX, that was driven by a group of white supremacists who kidnapped a 13 year old Black child named Zavion Parker (who escaped his kidnappers). People in Houston be on the lookout for this truck,because the suspects have not be arrested pic.twitter.com/8TTsXSfffm

— Tariq Nasheed (@tariqnasheed) May 19, 2018

• Yet despite Twitter and Facebook’s claims that they will be getting rid of fake news, his account will stay up. Meanwhile Twitter has shut down two of our accounts because we call out fake news like this.
• The innocent property owners had mobs of “woke” folk protesting them for weeks because of the fake news being tweeted out by an ABC reporter.
• Zavion will not be charged despite making up a lie that was intended to create racial tension, cost the taxpayers lots of money to investigate, and falsely implicated several innocent people.

There’s literally no downside to making up a fake hate crime. You can’t get in trouble for it.

So what does Erica Simon have to say now?

The question is, what DID happen to Zavion (since he was found with torn clothes and no shoes)? We may never know.

— Erica Simon (@EricaOnABC13) June 4, 2018

What DID happen to Zavion? He’s a 13 year old kid. He fucked around after school and did what millions of 13 year old boys have done before – lied to Mom. But you believed him because you wanted to believe him. It fit your “Trump’s Amerikkka” narrative. Because the fact of that matter is that a gang of ginger white supremacists with “I hate black people” tattoos kidnapping black kids is good for business if you’re in the mainstream media.

P.S. Infowars linked us and credited us with being the only media outlet to call this out for the lie that it clearly was:

The story was an obvious hoax from the very beginning as Turtle Boy Sports exposed last month, nonetheless ABC 13 reporter Erica Simon ran with it like crazy.

Not sure how I feel about that. I like the publicity, but I feel like being associated with Alex Jones almost isn’t worth it, because he’s such a worthless pile of dog shit.