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Kendrick Perkins 9-Step Travel Is The Most Magical Travel You Will Ever See

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Everyone knows the NBA is a joke. The LeBronification of the league has basically turned basketball into soccer. Just a bunch of naniburgers out there flopping around, whining every time someone breaths on them too hard. And traveling? LOL. What’s that? They stopped calling traveling in 1997. But never, and I mean NEVER will you see a travel like our old friend Kendrick Perkins had a few nights back for the Cleveland Cavaliers. He took not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven, not eight, but NINE magical steps in this amazing uncalled travel:

Can’t say I blame him. I’ve never been to Cleveland before but the first thing I’d do if I went there is try to travel. Preferably far, far away from Cleveland. Perk might be the dumbest person in the history of the NBA too, and that’s saying something. He’s literally just a gigantic ogre who occupies space and always looks sad. I’m truly shocked he’s not only still in the NBA but also gets playing time. At least when he was on the Celtics his role was clearly defined – stand in the middle, grab rebounds, knock people down. Now he’s just the oldest 30 year old in NBA history.

P.S. What the fuck is up with that gigantic face of a bald guy hovering in the fourth row?

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3 Comment(s)
  • Yaz5000
    April 23, 2015 at 7:49 am

    The problems with The NBA refs are:

    1. They call violations for what they think they’re about to see…but doesn’t happen
    2. I get the feeling they referee to make a contest fair…which is why there are so many games with lopsided fouls
    Called against one team.
    3. Refs don’t know what traveling or an offensive foul is because they have to pander to the excitement of the transition game

  • RSoxGuy
    April 12, 2015 at 12:30 pm

    Headline should read….. “Kendrick Perkins 9-Step Travel Is The Reason Why I Dont Watch This Shit Anymore.”

    basketball has gone from a sport to a Broadway play with all its theatrics – music playing during game, screaming MCs on the mic, 30 people on the court at every time out/foul, 600 timeouts which stretches the last 3 minutes of any game into 35 minutes, throwing chalk in the air likes its a fucking Micheal Bay movie, laser shows on the court during any break in the action, its so over the top I feel embarrassed watching it.

    Not to mention no more charging, 3 in the key, traveling ect… If the refs dont care about the rules, if the NBA doesnt care about the rules and the players/ coaches dont care, what the fuck are we doing? Why not allow tackling? double dribble? Whats the point if they arent following the rules?

    Its a fucking opera now that dedicates all TV time to the self obsessed “stars” of the league.

    The camera focus on the powder throwing really pisses me off. Its not cool. It looks like fairy dust.

  • Larry Mondello
    April 11, 2015 at 1:35 pm

    Right now the Celts could use Perk since they can’t stop anyone near the basket. The big menacing guy sucks offensively, but clogs the middle, gets some blocks and rebounds.

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