This is Constantino Sdrollas, formerly of West Roxbury and currently inhabiting the nearest 7/11 or Walmart parking lot.
Constantino and his mom were recently evicted from their home – ooops, I mean…”wrongfully evicted”. Since then they’ve been living out of their car and documenting the whole thing on social media, because that is the productive thing to do when you find yourself living out of your shitbox ’99 Civic.
Ends homelessness every time. But don’t let their seemingly despondent current circumstances fool you. Emperor Constantino the Vagrant is a real go-getter, and he’s making moves that will definitely get the out of this bind in no time. He’s been working hard, spamming random community pages with this bullshit:
And incessantly whining on his own Facebook page just in case you missed it the fact that he’s broke and homeless with his lardvark of a mother, and they need your money, right fucking now.
“I’m not a bum” – the unemployed dude whining on Facebook all day from Motel Minivan.
He even went the extra mile’s worth of rambling, incoherent word salad and put up this word-abortion of a GoFundMe, too.
“My Mother is a disabled 63 yrs old women who needs open brain surgery due to a past ruptured Aneurysm, if she doesn’t get immediate help she can have a stroke. We have no place to stay, we were wrongfully evicted from our home 562-564 Lagrange st, Boston 02132 we have no money, and we’ve been sleeping in my car on & off for about 2 weeks. It’s not safe in shelters here in Boston just call for yourself and see, besides i won’t split up with my Mom who’s at risk of having a stroke, I’m over 18, and suffer from panic attacks, and have a history of seizures. We need the car and we can’t risk of having it towed it’s all we have left. We can’t afford to stay at a Motel, No Family/ Friends to rely on. My grandma who initially sold our home just passed away July 13 two days after our eviction. Last June my relatives manipulated & forced My Grandma who already showed signs of dimensia to sign the house to a HDV properties L.L.C Last June without a legal guardian present. My relatives then tossed my Grandma into a nursing home Last September only two months later, & then cut of communication with my Mom and I, so we have no where to turn now. It’s illegal to sleep in your car in Massachusetts so every night we both are in excruciating Fear that is indescribable & me having a history of seizures being behind the wheel like this our lives are in Danger. Just imagine that no where is safe, and every moment of every day is unimaginably unsafe we’re exposed and especially due to my Mom’s condition I am panicking. We need help to stay at a motel even just for a few weeks, and I’ve already used up all of my resources to help us survive this long. If you’ve ever read the book or seen The movie “The Grapes Of Wrath” than you could imagine that we are living through a similar situation if not worse cause it’s only me & my mom age 63. At the moment I’m getting sick aswell, lost over 10 pounds since July 11 and my root is exposed on my back bottom tooth close to my Jaw, so now I’m helplessly in excruciating pain. I have very little to no prior work experience and even if I get a job we won’t last without shelter, food. I suffered from severe panic attacks and agoraphobia, depression my whole life since I was a child. Please help me find a way to put a roof over our heads, please help us if you can but also please especially pray for us. Everyday living like this is not living at all & we didn’t get evicted for non payment or cause we did something wrong. I was helpless to fight against this HDV Properties in Housing Court and I tried for over a year, they got away with harrassing us, threatening us and without an attorney to help us we were manipulated to sign an agreement during mediation where this HDV properties offered $30,000 so rather than take the case to a Jury Trial I made my Mom settle. I was thinking for my Mom’s best interest because Housing Court never put my name as a tenant even though I was one, which meant I couldn’t even represent my Mother on her behalf. After we signed the agreement back in March we got 10k upfront which is gone now, we initially had till Sep 1, 2019 to leave and get $20,000 cash for keys. These new owners and there Lawyer found a loophole, which in the agreement these workers were only supposed to work on the first floor unit of our two family house doing light repairs till we left from 9AM to 4PM. The workers started to break the agreement by coming in doing hard constuction labor, & even coming in hours before 9AM which made my mother very upset and in fear. The workers harassed us more, even threatened us and so my Mom called the police multiple occasions which supposedly breached the agreement, and the Police never took our side due to Landlord, contractors having more rights than tenants. My Mother who was upset and felt betrayed, went back to housing court to file an Amend aswell as trying to file a restraining order against the contractors. What happened next was shocking as the Lawyer of HDV Properties L.L.C told the court a lie saying there was a leak from under our toilet and that we had to allow permission for these individuals to come into our unit and fix it. There was no leak and because my Mom denied access to our unit the contractors, who threatened and harrassed us. July 1st the Judge at Housing Court ruled against us and cut out all of the money in the agreement saying my Mom breached the agreement. The 20k we were promised from the agreement was cut out and we were evicted July 11, 2019 two month’s before our set date which was Sep 1, 2019. We lost everything over a supposed toilet leak? & now we have no way to even apply for a new place to live. Our belongings were sent off an hour and a half away 35 miles off in New Bedford and they said we have to even pay to take our belongings out by Aug or else it’ll all be sold off in auction. I tried to explain this the best way I can because I know that people think evictions happen cause tenants must be at fault which may be true for some, not for us. Even the sale of my home was not quite legal and I have the evidence to prove it, that’s why I believe that these new owners HDV Properties & there attorney never intended to give us 20k. They knew that without we’d be vulnerable and without an attorney they’d be able to sabotage, harrass, & threaten us out of any agreement mediated. This is the truth & now we have no other option but to ask people for their help. All funds donated will go towards our survival, safety & fees for a Housing Attorney for tenants in the state of Massachusetts. Thank you so much & Godbless.”
Fuck me sideways, that gave me a headache. What in the actual fuck. Man, Constantino, you’re killin’ it. The English language I mean, because that shit is awful to read. I can’t imagine why this guy is nearly 30 years old, unemployed and living in a car with his mom. He seems super motivated and intelligent. Get this man to Wall Street!
Despite his best efforts, the internet panhandling he has so industriously working away at has barely paid off for him, and garnered some negative attention along the way.
So gracious about it, too. What a victim!
It’s probably because he forgot to add “no negative comments, please” to the end of that. You left it wide open, pal. Sorry. He’s definitely not happy about his reception in the New Bedford page, and yes, he will tell you about it.
He even put out a call for the #news, just because.
If you punctuate your constant whining as an internet beggar with a cry for media attention, this is literally the only place you’re going to end up. This is not news, and I’m fully admitting this, but here we are. Well….Breaking News: Not paying rent may result in moving in to your very own Ford Taurus Penthouse.
Particularly if you use the nearly entire calendar year you’ve known this was coming to yell at the police forced to intervene on behalf of the property owner, instead of finding a new place to fucking live. These idiots received a 14-day notice to quit in September of 2018. It’s July 2019. They’ve been too busy being the worst tenants you’ll ever try to evict in your lifetime to find a new place to live.
I can’t imagine why more landlords aren’t lining up to rent to these two sludgepumps. They seem like really great tenants who will respect you and your property and always pay their rent on time. No sense of entitlement here or anything. It’s not like they’re sitting on a government-subsidized housing voucher, demanding you give up your hard-earned cash to support them while this guy whines about starving on Facebook all day, pretending that he’s some dedicated son whose mother needs him, and not the other way around.
Oh, and the kicker? They already got $10,000 a couple of months ago out of this whole clusterfuck, presumably as “Cash for keys” money, and instead of getting a new place to live, they spent it and now expect strangers on the internet to support them indefinitely.
You raised a fine young man, there, Mama guttermuppet. He certainly seems to take after you.
You’re starving, you say? Sounds a lot like Darwinism 101 to me.
Get a job, you fucking mooch.