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King Vagrant Spams Facebook Groups Begging For Money To Support Himself And Homeless Heffalump Mother While They Live In A Van

 

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This is Constantino Sdrollas, formerly of West Roxbury and currently inhabiting the nearest 7/11 or Walmart parking lot.

Constantino and his mom were recently evicted from their home  – ooops, I mean…”wrongfully evicted”. Since then they’ve been living out of their car and documenting the whole thing on social media, because that is the productive thing to do when you find yourself living out of your shitbox ’99 Civic.

Ends homelessness every time. But don’t let their seemingly despondent current circumstances fool you. Emperor Constantino the Vagrant is a real go-getter, and he’s making moves that will definitely get the out of this bind in no time. He’s been working hard, spamming random community pages with this bullshit:

And incessantly whining on his own Facebook page just in case you missed it the fact that he’s broke and homeless with his lardvark of a mother, and they need your money, right fucking now.

“I’m not a bum” – the unemployed dude whining on Facebook all day from Motel Minivan.

He even went the extra mile’s worth of rambling, incoherent word salad and put up this word-abortion of a GoFundMe, too. 

“My Mother is a disabled 63 yrs old women who needs open brain surgery due to a past ruptured Aneurysm, if she doesn’t get immediate help she can have a stroke. We have no place to stay, we were wrongfully evicted from our home 562-564 Lagrange st, Boston 02132 we have no money, and we’ve been sleeping in my car on & off for about 2 weeks. It’s not safe in shelters here in Boston just call for yourself and see, besides i won’t split up with my Mom who’s at risk of having a stroke, I’m over 18, and suffer from panic attacks, and have a history of seizures. We need the car and we can’t risk of having it towed it’s all we have left. We can’t afford to stay at a Motel, No Family/ Friends to rely on. My grandma who initially sold our home just passed away July 13 two days after our eviction. Last June my relatives manipulated & forced My Grandma who already showed signs of dimensia to sign the house to a HDV properties L.L.C Last June without a legal guardian present. My relatives then tossed my Grandma into a nursing home Last September only two months later, & then cut of communication with my Mom and I, so we have no where to turn now. It’s illegal to sleep in your car in Massachusetts so every night we both are in excruciating Fear that is indescribable & me having a history of seizures being behind the wheel like this our lives are in Danger. Just imagine that no where is safe, and every moment of every day is unimaginably unsafe we’re exposed and especially due to my Mom’s condition I am panicking. We need help to stay at a motel even just for a few weeks, and I’ve already used up all of my resources to help us survive this long. If you’ve ever read the book or seen The movie “The Grapes Of Wrath” than you could imagine that we are living through a similar situation if not worse cause it’s only me & my mom age 63. At the moment I’m getting sick aswell, lost over 10 pounds since July 11 and my root is exposed on my back bottom tooth close to my Jaw, so now I’m helplessly in excruciating pain. I have very little to no prior work experience and even if I get a job we won’t last without shelter, food. I suffered from severe panic attacks and agoraphobia, depression my whole life since I was a child. Please help me find a way to put a roof over our heads, please help us if you can but also please especially pray for us. Everyday living like this is not living at all & we didn’t get evicted for non payment or cause we did something wrong. I was helpless to fight against this HDV Properties in Housing Court and I tried for over a year, they got away with harrassing us, threatening us and without an attorney to help us we were manipulated to sign an agreement during mediation where this HDV properties offered $30,000 so rather than take the case to a Jury Trial I made my Mom settle. I was thinking for my Mom’s best interest because Housing Court never put my name as a tenant even though I was one, which meant I couldn’t even represent my Mother on her behalf. After we signed the agreement back in March we got 10k upfront which is gone now, we initially had till Sep 1, 2019 to leave and get $20,000 cash for keys. These new owners and there Lawyer found a loophole, which in the agreement these workers were only supposed to work on the first floor unit of our two family house doing light repairs till we left from 9AM to 4PM. The workers started to break the agreement by coming in doing hard constuction labor, & even coming in hours before 9AM which made my mother very upset and in fear. The workers harassed us more, even threatened us and so my Mom called the police multiple occasions which supposedly breached the agreement, and the Police never took our side due to Landlord, contractors having more rights than tenants. My Mother who was upset and felt betrayed, went back to housing court to file an Amend aswell as trying to file a restraining order against the contractors. What happened next was shocking as the Lawyer of HDV Properties L.L.C told the court a lie saying there was a leak from under our toilet and that we had to allow permission for these individuals to come into our unit and fix it. There was no leak and because my Mom denied access to our unit the contractors, who threatened and harrassed us. July 1st the Judge at Housing Court ruled against us and cut out all of the money in the agreement saying my Mom breached the agreement. The 20k we were promised from the agreement was cut out and we were evicted July 11, 2019 two month’s before our set date which was Sep 1, 2019. We lost everything over a supposed toilet leak? & now we have no way to even apply for a new place to live. Our belongings were sent off an hour and a half away 35 miles off in New Bedford and they said we have to even pay to take our belongings out by Aug or else it’ll all be sold off in auction. I tried to explain this the best way I can because I know that people think evictions happen cause tenants must be at fault which may be true for some, not for us. Even the sale of my home was not quite legal and I have the evidence to prove it, that’s why I believe that these new owners HDV Properties & there attorney never intended to give us 20k. They knew that without we’d be vulnerable and without an attorney they’d be able to sabotage, harrass, & threaten us out of any agreement mediated. This is the truth & now we have no other option but to ask people for their help. All funds donated will go towards our survival, safety & fees for a Housing Attorney for tenants in the state of Massachusetts. Thank you so much & Godbless.”

Fuck me sideways, that gave me a headache. What in the actual fuck. Man, Constantino, you’re killin’ it. The English language I mean, because that shit is awful to read. I can’t imagine why this guy is nearly 30 years old, unemployed and living in a car with his mom. He seems super motivated and intelligent. Get this man to Wall Street!

Despite his best efforts, the internet panhandling he has so industriously working away at has barely paid off for him, and garnered some negative attention along the way.

So gracious about it, too. What a victim!

It’s probably because he forgot to add “no negative comments, please” to the end of that. You left it wide open, pal. Sorry. He’s definitely not happy about his reception in the New Bedford page, and yes, he will tell you about it.

He even put out a call for the #news, just because.

If you punctuate your constant whining as an internet beggar with a cry for media attention, this is literally the only place you’re going to end up. This is not news, and I’m fully admitting this, but here we are. Well….Breaking News: Not paying rent may result in moving in to your very own Ford Taurus Penthouse.

Particularly if you use the nearly entire calendar year you’ve known this was coming to yell at the police forced to intervene on behalf of the property owner, instead of finding a new place to fucking live. These idiots received a 14-day notice to quit in September of 2018. It’s July 2019. They’ve been too busy being the worst tenants you’ll ever try to evict in your lifetime to find a new place to live.

 

I can’t imagine why more landlords aren’t lining up to rent to these two sludgepumps. They seem like really great tenants who will respect you and your property and always pay their rent on time. No sense of entitlement here or anything. It’s not like they’re sitting on a government-subsidized housing voucher, demanding you give up your hard-earned cash to support them while this guy whines about starving on Facebook all day, pretending that he’s some dedicated son whose mother needs him, and not the other way around.

Oh, and the kicker? They already got $10,000 a couple of months ago out of this whole clusterfuck, presumably as “Cash for keys” money, and instead of getting a new place to live, they spent it and now expect strangers on the internet to support them indefinitely.

You raised a fine young man, there, Mama guttermuppet. He certainly seems to take after you.

You’re starving, you say? Sounds a lot like Darwinism 101 to me.

Get a job, you fucking mooch.

 

 

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58 Comment(s)
  • lisa flood
    August 1, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    like three-quarters of the way through and I couldn’t read anymore. this GoFundMe does not pass the smell test. I want to find out what mom and son with living in grandma’s house without jobs or money just expected to fall in the elapsed when this other relatives involved. and this man’s almost 30 and has never worked because he has anxiety and life is hard so we still isn’t mom who taught him so well I’m so glad my kids are way better than this loser

  • The irony
    August 1, 2019 at 8:11 am

    Leave it to a loser conservative to blame his misfortune on liberals and start begging more money. Sound familiar?

  • True justice
    August 1, 2019 at 4:53 am

    Lazy fucking loser! You made your car, now sleep in it

    • Niiiiiiiiiice!
      August 1, 2019 at 4:11 pm

      Best burn of the day!

  • Where is an editor?
    July 31, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    There is so much “phoning it in” on this article, that even Howie Carr would be embarrassed.
    Copy/pasting dozens of FB screenshots (looks like a grocery ad), THEN copying one of the the guy’s entire novella length FB posts and including it as well? If I wanted to read FB posts, I’d sign up for …FB!

  • Help yourself and you will be surprised
    July 31, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    I do feel bad for them, even though I’m wondering why they haven’t gone to elder services? If I was ever homeless with my elderly mother I would want her to be placed in assisted living or a nursing home instead of sleeping in a car and this way she could have her health watched too. But if mom has a housing voucher then I really don’t understand why they are still living in a car. There are pawn shops were they can take that car in and put it on loan and get the money they need to get into a place. Then get there car back when they can pay back the pawn shop. They could go to churches and ask for help. She has the voucher already that is the biggest piece to this. Why are they not looking for one room apartments, anything. I was checking out apartments one day and there are so many that prefer you to have a voucher cause the rent is guaranteed. I get why the son is with his mom, I wouldn’t leave my mother in the streets alone either, but my ass would be outside every labor ready place in every town making sure I got a days pay. There are people who are looking for personal care attendants and companions to help their elderly family member who are living alone and will actually pay you and let you live in the home with them. There are so many things they can do. I’m sure there is more to the story, none the less it is sad. And I’m sure it could have been avoided especially if they have a housing voucher and had 10,000$ but the truth is that right now it’s the summer and you may be uncomfortable but you won’t die in the car, in a few months that is going to change. Stop asking people of Facebook for help, get to your local welfare office and get a street sheet. It is full of information and places that will feed you and help you. As hard as it is grab yourself by the boot straps get up and go out there and take advantage of the help that is there. Get a place with that damn voucher no matter what it takes before you loose it and never have a place to live again. You are at risk of loosing a voucher which pays for your rent. You seem to have a problem paying the small portion your required to even with the voucher so you could never pay real rent. Having that voucher is literally your only hope of living and your risking loosing it! so please please wake up and get up and start doing something. Nobody is gonna fix it but you. Best of luck

    • Don't build the text wall
      August 1, 2019 at 4:18 pm

      don’t post in wall of text form if you want anyone to read your comment because noone is gonna bother even though everything you said is true.

    • Jamie2
      August 3, 2019 at 2:40 pm

      Thank you for the sound and compassionate advice. Unfortunately, mental illness prevents them from following this path. There exists here many mutual co-dependencies that make them classic enablers of each
      other. Thank you for the blog, if not from them, from me and others.

  • Now what
    July 31, 2019 at 11:31 am

    I am not touching this with a 10 foot pole. This is SAD! Screw it just scroll by if you don’t want to contribute. Why pick on them? They are homeless. They do not ‘appear to be addicts. They may have made some bad choices but this is extreme.

    • Erica
      August 1, 2019 at 2:30 pm

      No, they are not just down on their luck homeless people. The house they were living in was sold. They got $10k and spent it all knowing they were being evicted. They were evicted for nonpayment of rent despite getting housing vouchers which paid the majority of their rent. If you get evicted for nonpayment of rent while receiving housing vouchers you lose your vouchers. They waited until the police were at their door and they were out on the street to try and do anything about it. This guy is 30 years old, living with his mother, and refuses to get a job to support himself. On his Facebook page a kind lady offered them an apartment with a futon and two meals a day in exchange for him working for her landscaping company. He made a bunch of excuses about why he couldn’t do that, then his mother came on and attacked the woman making the offer with homophobic remarks. They don’t want to help themselves , they just want cash.

  • aL the Bastard
    July 31, 2019 at 11:25 am

    I’m def taking a little credit on this one. I knew you guys would save the New Bedford page.

  • Fred Vulva Esq
    July 31, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Must be great tenants if they pony up $10,000 to GTFO.

  • Cheddah
    July 31, 2019 at 11:07 am

    Hey Constantino! Just link up with Josh Abrams and ask him if you could move in with him in his Mom’s basement. Match made in heaven…

  • Nee Chi
    July 31, 2019 at 10:00 am

    Ugh… This is so low… but what would I expect from a bunch of wannabe’s??

    How does your the future if this blog look. Is it bright and shiny?? LOL… I think not.

    This type if treatment of people is not going to be good for you, but even worse for those near you.

    Have fun with that.

    • Bret
      August 1, 2019 at 11:36 am

      You can’t even spell 2 letter words.
      How bright is YOUR future you shitdicked idiot!
      Lmmfaooo

  • Liawatha
    July 31, 2019 at 9:27 am

    All you tightfisted, White privileged, Turtleboy commenters allowed this to happen! Because of your lack of compassion, Constantino and his beautiful mom were forced to sleep in the car again last night! You all need to hang your head in shame!

    • These people are trash
      August 1, 2019 at 2:35 pm

      You’re an idiot. They had $10,000. They blew it. They were offered an apartment and meals in exchange for work. He made a hundred excuses, then his piece of trash mother jumped on to attack the woman making the offer that would get them off the street. They lost their housing vouchers because of non payment of their share of the rent. This is their fault. Period. The government was already paying most of their rent. There is no excuse for why these people are living in a car. He needs to get a fucking job like every other able bodied adult who likes shitting in their own bathroom.

  • Joe Biden
    July 31, 2019 at 9:11 am

    It all comes down to one three letter word: J-O-B-S.

    • Dick Scratcher
      July 31, 2019 at 9:34 am

      Erm……… that’s 4 letters, Senator. 🙂

    • Barry Soetoro
      July 31, 2019 at 11:07 am

      And we need those J-O-B-S in all 57 states, Joe.

  • European Work Ethic
    July 31, 2019 at 8:32 am

    The streets aren’t paved of gold after all. He’d already be retired if he lived in Greece.

  • What is really the problem
    July 31, 2019 at 7:54 am

    If the mother has a section 8 voucher why can’t they find a apartment. There are plenty and I mean plenty of landlords in Fall River, New Bedford, Taunton, Brockton where they have apartments and they take section 8 vouchers. They also will usually work with you on first and last or security. So I don’t get what the reason is for not going and looking for places like that? It is awful being homeless no doubt, but there are things they could do to help themselves and it doesn’t seem like they are.

  • sadson
    July 31, 2019 at 7:20 am

    Grown ass man living with mommy. now him and mommy in a car. this is the definition of failure.

  • Civic minded thoughts
    July 31, 2019 at 6:20 am

    At first I thought highlighting these people was a bit douchey but that video and a few key details let me know this blog was entirely well deserved.
    Kudos to those cops for not bundling grand mal brain seizure when she was trash talking with the help of her hands in their face.

  • Crankbait
    July 31, 2019 at 4:40 am

    We all know the score here, it’s a giant scam. It has probably worked for a while, but most folks have caught on and his game is getting old. Of course, he COULD actually go get a fucking job. Even if he has to deliver pizza with mom riding shotgun, but noooooo! It’s easier to beg and hang out all fucking day. I love when these idiots shoot themselves in the foot like this, they will never find a place. Now that he’s posted shit everywhere. The sad part is it’s going to force them out of the city and into the suburbs. The suburban life is slowly beginning to die because of shitbags like this. PS. If he is prone to seizures, how does he have a license? Oh wait, it’s massachusetts! Never mind……

    • Aonaöe
      August 1, 2019 at 6:15 am

      Crankbait, the pizza delivery idea sounds like a good one to me. But not many employers are going to want to hire someone who acts just like his mom does to helpful suggestions and advice. A landlord has probably seen it all with remnants though-this much and maybe worse. These two cannot and should not blame anyone for their not being able to find a place to live besides that van.

      Their brain problems sound heritable, then being complete assholes included. My point about mom trapped in a vicious cycle is that poor health and homelessness each have an increasingly negative impact on one another as time goes on. At what point do these idiots say “when” and drop their control freak issues, just go to the doctor already and get their health issues sorted out, finally find a place to live- and just stop being so awful?

      Have to agree on the drivers license issue as well, it sounds like the RMV there really cannot get their shit straight.

      • Aonaöe
        August 1, 2019 at 6:23 am

        Tennants, not remnants. Them, not then. My apologies for anything else I missed. Its easier to see things that I’ve misspelled *after* I’ve posted them, which is frustrating.

  • Ibita
    July 31, 2019 at 4:19 am

    To be frank, his posts aren’t any worse than Uncle Turtleboys “legal” money pandering posts. They happen just as much and that lazy idiot has every excuse to why “he can’t find a job” yet threatens to take the blog down if we don’t pay his bills.

    Bristol, do you make any money writing here? Or is it you’re writing for free speech and he is riding y’all writers coat tails all the way to the bank.

  • The idea guy
    July 31, 2019 at 3:21 am

    If circumstances were a little different, maybe mom could have been at least a marginal earner.
    But, unless she was to offer a Monty Pythonesque argument experience, there is nothing with any marketable appeal about her.
    Constantina, on the other hand, could rent out his orifices to horny old queers if he loved and cared about his mom enough.
    Maybe they could appropriate a nice Maytag box and set up a portable gloryhole service.
    Call it a GoFuckMyFace.cum fund.

    • Idea guy
      July 31, 2019 at 6:11 am

      Got a thumbs down? I guess Cuntstantina didn’t embrace the concept.
      Don’t worry honey, the bootyhole is a muscle and like any other, will limber up with a few good stretching sessions. As far as your gag reflex goes, much of that can be overcum with a little mind over (gelatinous) matter.
      Now get out there and start earning, tiger!

    • Y
      July 31, 2019 at 11:20 am

      I’d give this comment two thumbs-up, if possible.
      Fantastic.
      Constantina, let’s go; that GoFuckMyFace isn’t gonna fuck itself!!

    • Dante Comparetto
      July 31, 2019 at 12:36 pm

      Constantino, my name is Dante Comparetto. I can help you. I can’t give you a place to live or any money, but I can teach you my hard learned skills. These skills, when applied properly, could earn you and mom some good money. I have history introducing all these wacky ideas into Worcester school system. Give me a call, hon.

  • Pile On.....
    July 31, 2019 at 2:34 am

    Oh goody goody goody, I’m so excited. We get to kick someone while they’re down, my favorite.
    NOTHING gets the juices flowing like shitting all over someone who are having some problems.

    • Dick Scratcher
      July 31, 2019 at 5:25 am

      Down on their luck?

      Just fuck off. They made their bed by ignoring eviction notices and frittering $10K away on fuck all.

      Now they’re begging publicly because of their own wastrel behaviour? They can fuck off. They get all they deserve.

      • Batman
        July 31, 2019 at 12:31 pm

        Just imagine you’re a hard working property owner who rents to someone like this…..then, because, Massachusetts, you can’t get em out. I’ve often looked at and thought about purchasing a multi unit house, guys like this make me happy I didn’t.

  • MrSmiley
    July 30, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    Can’t work, can’t get a hotel, can’t eat. CAN put minutes on the phone, can whine 24/7, can come up with excuses until everyone stops responding. Plenty of charitable organizations will help out, but nooo gofundme tax free riiiide instead? Weak.

    Car will get towed without insurance sooner or later.

  • You were warned, bad tenants.
    July 30, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    The mother on that video is a raving lunatic. No sympathy for her. She fucked herself good with her hystrionics with the new owners and cops. Hope you landlords (and there are several) on here remember that face when she shows up to fill out an application.

  • John Steinbeck
    July 30, 2019 at 11:24 pm

    Constantino! How dare you sir! Do not invoke the name of of my book which illustrates genuine Americans surviving against all odds and compare it to you and your moms minivan meltdown pity party! Are you picking fruit for pennies? Is your mom breastfeeding an old man? Are you helping digs holes for your neighbors children who died from starvation? I rest my case.

    • Easy Reader
      July 31, 2019 at 1:52 pm

      He threw that in there so people might think he actually read a fucking book at one point in his sad, pathetic, lazy-ass life.

  • Fake caregivers give no fucks
    July 30, 2019 at 11:14 pm

    Summary: these 2 lived off granny till she went in the hospital then died. Rest of the family handled everything and once granny’s funeral and estate was settled they cut these 2 leaches loose. Seen it a million times. He’s not a medical professional of any level and he’s not providing any $. He’s not caring for anyone when he’s a bum himself.

  • Aonaöe
    July 30, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    oh and this guys mom for chrissake. Calling the cops on people coming to repair the place. Won’t go to the doctor or to the shelter when she clearly needs to. Maybe her attitude is the result of needing that brain surgery, and the longer she waits the worse it gets. Talk about a cyclical problem.

  • M
    July 30, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    Of course he HAD to buy a car with a moonroof. When you’re broke, homeless. and useless, sometimes you want to feel the sunshine while going down the road.

    • whatevuh
      July 30, 2019 at 10:38 pm

      and where are they getting the money to put gas in the car? Inquiring minds want to know

  • whatevuh
    July 30, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    Get some cardboard and make a sign, get your ass out on the sidewalk and beg . . . or . . . GET A FUCKING JOB !

    • Tina
      July 31, 2019 at 4:22 am

      So should uncle turtleboy get a job?

      • Dick Scratcher
        July 31, 2019 at 5:27 am

        He has one.

        So do I. I get paid $100 an hour by your mom for riding her like a Kentucky Derby winner.

        Now off you fuck, there’s a lamb.

      • todd
        July 31, 2019 at 7:47 am

        get back on your diet fatso

      • napoleon dynamite
        July 31, 2019 at 6:19 pm

        Tina eat your ham!

  • Captain Trips
    July 30, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    Simple solution. Really.

    If mom is really handicapped, put her in a facility.

    Take sonny boy there, secure him well in the van, roll down the van windows, and drive it into a deep body of water.

    Problem solved.

  • z
    July 30, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    “It’s illegal to sleep in your car in Mass.”

    It’s also illegal to take a dump on the sidewalk and have a rawdog session behind the dumpster at the playground.

    Not that’s there’s anything wrong with that. People have needs.

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    July 30, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    My favorite thing is when people post on Facebook a screenshot of their post on Facebook. Very effective.

  • Aonaöe
    July 30, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    If he was the one calling the Michele Dow lady “sweetheart” then that tells me all I need to know about this dude. In any case, it sounds like the chances of him being of any help to his mom (that is if she’s really ill) are very slim.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    July 30, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Uncle turtle turd you have a ten dollar a month go fund me right here on your hate speech blog and you have the hottest advertising ever which is why you ask for money so you can sit at home and cruise the internet to make money but if anybody else asks you to put into their go GoFundMe than your hypocritically offended and will gladly sell out your readers ip address blame a guy who finds a cell phone for some drunks death and my favorite a public apology to jenn so she wouldn’t kick your pathetic ass. , uncle turtle turd is the biggest loser ever

    • Francis Othersidebottom
      July 30, 2019 at 10:54 pm

      You really need to get fucked. You’re are really trying to ride Uncle Turtle’s dick. Go suck a bag of dicks.

      • Francis Othersidebottom
        July 30, 2019 at 10:58 pm

        Before you get all excited, oops…there are typos. Oh well, my main point is still made.

    • FOAD
      July 30, 2019 at 11:01 pm

      Could someone please get Francis Turdbottom some high-grade fentanyl so he can fuck off and die?

    • A Crybaby named Sidebottom
      July 31, 2019 at 12:20 am

      I beg to differ. A guy that most likely has absolutely nothing better to do who trolls Uncle Turtle turd in the comments of a blog he didn’t even write is LITERALLY the definition of the biggest loser ever! You know he doesn’t even read the comments right? Ponder this for a minute….You’re trolling a comment section. Fucking bwaaaaaahaaaahaaaa……loser.

    • Sarcasm
      July 31, 2019 at 5:24 pm

      Did you even listen to the “apology” to Jenn Royale? I guess not. It’s called sarcasm!

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