Dear Lord, these people are the gifts that just keep on giving. I want to feel bad for, maybe? But Lord have mercy – they just won’t stop. First they spammed as many town pages and groups as they could get on with their whiny, begging internet panhandling. Then they vowed to put us all in jail and damn us straight to the fiery pits of hell for pointing out how fucking pathetic what they’re doing is. Don’t worry, we’re all still definitely getting life sentences in prison.
But now, the game has been upped, my friends. King Vagrant has a new plan, and this one is totally #failproof.
That’s right. He wants to #suicideattack Turtleboy and take us out for good. And oh boy, when he does – anyone that every so much as snickered or chuckled at them is going #down.
Let me just say, that’s a pretty dumb plan. Particularly because if you want a “class action lawsuit”…
You kinda need to be alive to file it. Just sayin’. Listen, Costantliar, we don’t want you to harm yourself, please. We want you to just get a job and maybe the fuck off of Facebook. Costa, if you’re really feeling like you’re going to harm yourself, go to your nearest ER, police station or fire station and get some help, for fuck’s sake. Then really, go get a job. You’ll feel better about yourself that way.
Anyway, don’t worry guys. He’s fine. His mom said so.
And he’s since changed his name on Facebook, but not the pity party game. He seems in a much better mood now that he’s used his superior brain power to concoct a new easy money scheme for himself and his heffalump of a mother – a YUGE lawsuit against Turtleboy!
Good luck with that one, buddy. We all saw how well you handled the court case when you decided you were going to squat on someone’s property rent-free for a year. Can I suggest employment again, please? Or, you can keep subscribing to the “all publicity is good” mantra –
But I assure you, it’s not. The sympathy cash racket is over, buddy. Go apply at 7-11 and move on with your pathetic life already.
His mother is also all up on arms about this, because of course she is. And she’s definitely accepted her loser son’s invitation to the pity party.
No one is threatening you idiots, and no one is going to harm you. The reason you were kicked out of the ER is because it’s an emergency room, for emergencies. Not a 24 hour vagrant shelter. Fuck’s sake, lady. Just get your ass to a shelter already. No one is going to feel bad for you if you don’t do something for yourself for once in your pathetic life.
Also, please learn how the internet works. You look stupid when you say shit like this in public.
- I’m not a guy, so no, you clearly have not seen my face. I have lady parts. Natural born.
- No one hacked you to get that video, your stupid son posted it publicly to Facebook. He did that for who knows why, thus publicly exposing you for the terrible lunatic you are.
- Your appeal is DOA, because when you squat on a property for over a year and then break your court agreement to let the landlord’s contractors just do their job, there is no defense, legal or otherwise. Free ride is over, sweetcheeks. Move on.
She also has been sharing internet memes pretending they are “harassment” and “hate crimes.”
Either mom is so stupid and paranoid she honestly thinks UNILAD Gaming and Steam Gamers Club are targeting her useless son, or she thinks the rest of the internet is so stupid they’ll miss the part at the bottom where it shows where she shared these stupid memes from. I’m leaning towards the latter, but either way, nobody’s going to donate any more money for this, you stupid cow. Take it up with the gamers.
I do truly hope that this guy doesn’t harm himself, not for our sake. We have literally nothing to do with what this terrible grifter does with his terrible life. I don’t want him to hurt himself because I am (sort of) a human being with some empathy. Sort of.
Listen, King Vagrant. Let’s be straight. Yeah, your situation sucks. Living in a car with no money is terrible. No one is disputing that. However, this is one front-seat bed you both made for yourselves, and whining incessantly to the internet as you lie in isn’t going to change a thing. I would offer up my most sincere advice in saying, though, that the only way up and out is to take some initiative and help yourself, because the world owes you exactly nothing. Posting dumb shit on the internet will earn you nothing but ridicule, I think at this point that is abundantly clear. And although I have enjoyed watching this dumpsterfire burn from the front seat of a minivan bought with cash these two losers got for nothing and promptly squandered, regrettably, I’m going to have to close the chapter on this one and move on as well. Otherwise we’ll be stuck in an endless loop of King Vagrant and Homeless Heffalump updates, and I don’t think anything much is going to change on that front. Not today, tomorrow, or in a year. Good luck with all that, you shabby grifters. Let me know if you ever get a job, and I’ll happily hand out some ratchet redemption. In the meantime, adios, au revoir, so long, and thanks for the last few days of my endless amusement at your own expense.