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Kylie Kirkpatrick Has Completely Lost Her Mind And Is Going Down With The Ship

 

On Thursday night we discussed the latest news from Kylie Kirkpatrick:

And that would be how West Park Elementary School was forced to go into lockdown because of her shenanigans.

Our sources tell us she was driving by the school and staring people down. The same school she has a no trespass order from. She also created a new Facebook account called Jason Hudson, and tried to throw people off the scent by using Donald Trump (someone she pretends to hate) as her profile picture.

For some reason Scary Mommy decided to reshare her story months later, because obviously they’re run by fucking idiots, which brought out all the Napa turtle riders to spam the shit out of the comments section with TB Daily News blogs. There was a 0.0% chance that “Jason Hudson” wasn’t going to show up to defend Kylie’s honor.

“Roll the dead.” LOL.

Is that supposed to be an insult? That sounds like the greatest wife ever. Just sayin.

Just remember – this woman calling people cunts and fat blimps, and responding to everything that exposes her as “fake news,” was used in a Kamala Harris campaign video. She’s gotten hundreds if not thousands of idiots to donate money to her rent fund under the guise of running a non-profit. Hillary freaking Clinton tweeted about her work. Hundreds of media outlets have reported on her lies, and not one of them could be bothered to retract or update their stories in light of the active police investigation against her.

Tick tock bitch.

 

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6 Comment(s)
  • What came first Kylie or Jason?
    January 22, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    To see one of her personalities commenting about the kid (Jason and Kylies word) stuff that only she would know tells everyone the only friends or people in her corner come from the depths of her insanity. She knows people look at her like she’s nastier than a gas station toilet rim. She wins for most batshit crazy bitch in Napa. I know you haven’t (unfortunately) heard the last of her, she hangs on like the herpes sore she is.

  • Sybil needs medication!
    January 22, 2020 at 4:54 am

    She’s so spun! She needs medication and shouldn’t be in public without supervision. I can’t wait for Sybil there to take a time out at Napa’s finest B&B. Then she won’t have access to the internet. The internet is not for everyone! I’m very excited to bump into her somewhere, I just want her picture before she’s incarcerated for being the stupidest, most mentally ill, unstable as fuck, Sybil with a side of bio-polar fraudster. She is being talked about constantly, when she sees 2 or more people together she should know (because I know she’s reading these or Jason can send a message to the other personalities) that her name comes up and it’s about how we are all going to laugh and line the streets to see her finally make good use of Napa court system and the jails. I will throw her intake booking name on a billboard and we can all sing the Witch is dead! We owe it all to actual fact finding, investigative journalism by TB and his associates! Come to Napa there’s about 40,000 people who owe you dinner and wine tasting! You should get a key to the city or at least a joint from our legal stash! Thanks from Napa!

  • Sam
    January 19, 2020 at 11:09 am

    Antisocial personality disorder is a mental condition in which a person has a long-term pattern of manipulating, exploiting, or violating the rights of others without any remorse. She has the characteristics of a sociopath on the lower end of the spectrum. They do know right from wrong, however they do not care. They only care about what they can get and will do anything to get what they want, even use their children. I feel very sorry for the child. He will no doubt have issues from being raised by a person who has little to no empathetic capabilities and views others as objects. Good luck to those whom have been fooled by her, admit it and move on so she can’t take advantage of others.

  • Rockets Redglare
    January 19, 2020 at 9:29 am

    I miss Maude…

  • Judge dread dread
    January 19, 2020 at 12:59 am

    Did someone turn the up to like 90 degrees? I don’t feel it but Kylie Kirkpatrick sure is.

  • Amanda Sawyer
    January 19, 2020 at 12:12 am

    This bitch makes me look sane.
    I like her.

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