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Kylie Kirkpatrick Made Her Crotch Fruit Lyin Ryan Kyote Hold A Curt Menefee Face Cutout  So They’d Get On The Pregame Show At The Super Bowl

 

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A bunch of people messaged during the Super Bowl pregame show when they saw that lying little puke lyin’ Ryan Kyote and his meth head, con-artist mother Kylie Kirkpatrick on TV.

This is a woman who has no bottom. She made her kid bring a cardboard cut out of Curt Menefee’s face, knowing that this would attract his attention and get them on TV.

I notice that Ryan is rocking the corn rows now.

Someone might wanna tell Kylie that the left that now adores her because she’s teaching her kid to lie about paying off school lunch debts of his classmates doesn’t take too kindly to that sort of “cultural appropriation.” Kylie is white and the counselor who knocked her up in a closet and created Ryan is Korean. Big no-no.

The Oakland Raiders sent this kid there because he pretended to be a fan. But at the end of the day he’s a fan of whatever team his mom tells him to pretend to be a fan of so she can milk organizations out of more free shit. The message the NFL accidentally sent here is that lying and fraud pay .

 

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24 Comment(s)
  • AngryWhiteDad
    February 6, 2020 at 10:08 am

    She’s just livin’ her best life.

    I hope she ends up renting a room at the shelter from that crazy lady in Milton.

  • Dick Scratcher
    February 5, 2020 at 9:49 am

    Lyin’ Ryan should get together with Cryin’ Rian.

    And maybe Flyin’ Brian.
    Oh…..wait.
    He’s dead.

    • I know
      February 14, 2020 at 4:46 pm

      Is this how you’ll motivate the 10u football team?

  • Just OK is not OK
    February 5, 2020 at 6:36 am

    That videographer is terrible. He only got two of Kylie’s chins in that shot…amateur.

  • Who Flung Cum
    February 5, 2020 at 12:57 am

    How does she manage to get her fat face into every camera shot??

  • Boston globe investigative team
    February 4, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    I love that TB exposed this Junkie Cunt. For the foreseeable future every time some one (NFL teams and tv shows) puts her name in the Google Machine the first thing they will see is what a scam artist she is…

  • Giulia
    February 4, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    Ugh. When’s this bitch going to jail already? And Kylie, if you’re reading this, it’s not too late to get an abortion. Who cares that your kid’s 10 years old. God knows Cali doesn’t.

  • AutoFull
    February 4, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    you don’t have to name call the kid TB. it’s bad enough your supporters say things like “spi*” and all the other shit they say. i can’t believe i supported this blog at one time. yes. kylie is a fraud but so are you turtleboy.

    • You what?
      February 4, 2020 at 4:28 pm

      Being vindictive isn’t the same as being a fraud, what the fuck are you smoking? And who can blame TB for being vindictive when he’s as beleaguered by human shit as he is.

    • Finn said it better
      February 4, 2020 at 5:01 pm

      Get fucked you self righteous cunt.

  • Creepy
    February 4, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    A friend told me about this site, been reading for about a month. The comments are usually funny in a racist uncle way, even if the articles are stale, but blogging about kids is pretty fucked up, man.
    I’m out, best of luck.

    • Micheal Jackson
      February 4, 2020 at 2:15 pm

      I agree with Creepy, kids should be loved and protected.

    • AutoFull
      February 4, 2020 at 3:25 pm

      Creepy,
      One day Turtleboy is going to blog about the wrong kid or person in his name calling way and get his ass kicked. if he thinks having an unlisted address will help a private detective will be able to find him. i don’t wish that on him, I actually wish he would blog more responsible. you can still expose shit without the juvenile name calling. it’s not be political correct – it’s being an adult.

      • Nick Sandman
        February 4, 2020 at 3:48 pm

        Yes, it is politically incorrect to target kids.

      • Creepy
        February 4, 2020 at 3:54 pm

        The primary reason I was referred here was to gauge advertising for my small business – hell no. Personally reading trash as a guilty pleasure is one thing, but having an existing client accidentally read the headlines and comments here would be mortifying. Guilty by association.

        • Curious
          February 4, 2020 at 6:02 pm

          Is this Tony Freitas????

        • Dick Scratcher
          February 5, 2020 at 4:04 am

          You’re pretending to cancel something that never existed or was ever going to exist to suit your narrative?

          Why not leave a 1 star review for a company you never used at the same time?

          Seriously, you need to fuck right off.

          DS

  • Steve McQueen
    February 4, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    What the fuck has happened to this country since I’ve been gone?

  • Creepy
    February 4, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    Yeah, you should leave the kid out of this. Not their fault.

  • NotRight
    February 4, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    I realize he is just a kid, but I really dislike this little faggot.

  • WTF
    February 4, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    Can we please have the names of those people who watched the Super Bowl pregame show so we can shame them???

  • I see dumb people
    February 4, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    I really cant wait until they get this bitch for all the scams she pulled and money she stole unger the guise of raising money to pay off lunch debt!!! Maybe once Ryan has to visit with his mom behind bars he will then learn lying for a payday and scamming are not right.. Until that day comes this kid is a lost cause .

  • Spic Tormentor
    February 4, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    If I went to school with this little queer I would have bullied him into suicide

    • Flock of Seagulls
      February 4, 2020 at 1:39 pm

      Just when you thought they could not be anymore disgusting.
      She makes the kid get corn row hair like kapernick.
      Bet they sat for the anthem.

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