Lawrence DNA Sponge Hacks Drug Dealing Sperm Donor’s Facebook Page To Free My Boo After He’s Busted Selling Heroin With 14 Year Old Girl In Motel Room
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We got a free my boo situation out in the magnificent city of Lawrence….
So this chick “Attymay”, is very upset that her mans is in the can.
Because…..of course he has a flat brim bulls hat in the “free my boo” picture.
She evidently hacked into this prospective sperm donor’s Facebook account, and wrote a fine piece of gutter poetry to a man who can’t read it because he’s currently sitting in prison:
So who is this guy and what did he do? Well, we Googled him and this came up:
A 26-year-old Lawrence man is being charged with dealing heroin out of an Andover hotel room that he was staying in with two teenagers, police said. Chay Jomar Gonzalez-Mendez was under investigation for dealing drugs on River Road in Andover when officers determined he was trafficking the drugs from a hotel room, Andover police said in a statement Monday. Police obtained a search warrant for the hotel room on Saturday and discovered that Gonzalez-Mendez was staying there with a 14-year-old and a 17-year-old, the statement said.
Officers executing the search warrant found more than 100 grams of heroin, a loaded Glock semi-automatic handgun and $1,000 in cash, police said. Police determined that the gun was stolen from Manchester, New Hampshire, in 2012. Gonzalez-Mendez is being charged with trafficking in heroin over 100 grams; possession of a firearm used in a felony; possession of firearm without a license; unsecured firearm; wanton or reckless behavior to a child; and receiving stolen property over $250, police said.
Oh yea, this guy right here is gonna be a big loss to the community:
He was just about to get his GED and start turning his life around too!! Free the boi!!
It’s clear from watching some of his Facebook Live videos that the local book clubs just won’t be the same without him:
Sure, he was dealing heroin during an opiate epidemic, he had a stolen gun in his possession, and he was with two teenage girls in a hotel room. But once you look past all that, you’ll see he’s really a great guy. He’s putting ratchets through night school:
He never forgets to pour one out for the homies:
He always keeps it 100:
He’s stays fresh to def
And he’s mastered the art of the post-dump selfie:
If that doesn’t fit the criteria of free my boi, then I don’t know what does. Even ask the crew:
Those comments right there are so Lawrence it hurts.
You’ll never guess what Buba’s favorite NBA franchise is……
Shocking, I know.
According to Buba those underage girls in high hotel room (including a 14 year old) were not there to do the Merrimack Mambo with this gravy dumpster:
Those girls were just “chillen” according to Buba:
Oh yea, and all you people out there acting like you don’t have family members who are drug dealers or hookers are liars!!
It’s true. We have hookers on my mother’s side of the family, and drug dealer’s on my father’s side. My family tree is the Eastern Ratchet Maple.
According to his good friend Leanne, negative comments are not allowed because “everyone makes mistakes,” “nobody is perfect,” and “only God can judge.”
It’s true. Everyone does make mistakes. Sometimes I’m calculating 20% tip on a restaurant bill and I forget to carry the one, other times I’m selling heroin out of a shady motel with a 14 year old chick. No one is perfect.
You might think that the only way to get an innocent or guilty man out of prison is by hiring a really good lawyer. Wrong. The only way to get an innocent man out of prison is by using copious amounts of ghettofabulous emojis while coming up with different ways to say “free my boi”
And anyone who doesn’t yell “free him” and include at least seven 100 emojis, is getting straight mercked!!
Or at least smacked up.
It’s all good in the hood though, because the Lawrence DNA sponge is gonna get him the same lawyer that got her off her charges:
She really misses her boo:
Which makes sense, because from the looks of her she looks like she has a bad case of “beggars can’t be choosers,” and appears to be in the relationship mostly for the free samples:
Oh yea, and she HATES heroin:
Which explains why she’s letting a drug dealer play bury the broomstick in her penis fly trap.
Anyway, fuck this fat piece of shit. Drug dealers are the lowest form of the low. Making money by selling vulnerable people poison, who have to steal from the people they love the most in order to pay for it, because they’re too gutless to sample their own product. Life sentence. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – the most appropriate thing the state could do to these people is do what your Dad did when he caught you smoking a cigarette – smoke the whole pack. If you get caught with a shitload of heroin in a hotel room, you’re not leaving there until all the heroin is gone. If you die, you die. But you shouldn’t be selling a product that you’re not willing to take yourself.
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