Meanwhile in Worcester, here’s what walking the dog looks like.
Attention turtle riders – this is not how you win the Andrew Porter Contracting ugly roof, free new roof giveaway contest. Having your dog defecate on your house is cheating.
So they shoveled all the way from the door to the street but couldn’t be bothered to walk their dog? God forbid someone in Worcester get some exercise. Notice they didn’t shovel the sidewalk either. People who don’t think it’s their job to shovel their sidewalks are worse than hemorrhoids.
This house is on Delawanda Drive in Webster Square. I used to live less than a quarter of a mile from there, and this is exactly why I left. You have to be pretty God damn ratchet to let your dog urinate on your slippery, icy roof. If the dog fell would they survive? Probably. But if they fell the wrong way and they landed on that fence it wouldn’t be pretty. And all because this lazy laardvarks didn’t feel like getting off their ass and walking their dog.
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