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Legendary Berkley Man Looking For Romantic Teacher With Swimming Pool To Drive Him Around

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There’s lots of ways to meet people online in 2016. Sure you could try one of those dating websites, but you might have to pay a fee and it can be a hassle. Well apparently there is a guy named John David Shimkus, who has found an even better way to meet a smoking hot babe – posting on the Brockton Hub’s Facebook page. He’s not looking for THAT much in a girl. All he needs is a school teacher with an indoor pool who likes romance. Oh yea, and you’re driving!!!

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So there you have it ladies. If you are a teacher with access to an indoor pool, give my man John here a jingle. Just make sure you have a valid ID because if he’s driving it means you’re probably gonna crash and get arrested.

 

 

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2 Comment(s)
  • mbronzo
    January 21, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    Poor guys lonely!!! Seems like a catch.

  • Danny
    January 20, 2016 at 5:05 pm

    He’s on there all the time he’s harmless has some type of disability people on the hub are always sticking up for him because there are cruel people in this world that got nothing better to do than pick on a person with a disability

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