Two months ago I wrote Part 1 of the Landon Steele series, which only came to my attention because he was dating Leigha Genduso, who has appeared in Turtleboy stories five billion times. She finally had enough, friend requested my real Facebook page, and sent me a message that basically said, “Dude, da fuq do you want from me? You already fucked with my life. Im not a cop anywhere. What do you want?”
And honestly, I didn’t have an answer. I respected this message a lot because it was honest. I’ve written a lot of really important stories in which Leigha is the main character, but I’ve also written some filler ones that really don’t matter. I had just started writing the Landon Steele series and she wasn’t happy about it because I was using her name to attract clicks. But apparently she read the blogs and decided to dump Landon before she became his next victim, and she repaid the favor by sending me this:
At that point I immediately had a newfound respect for Leigha Genduso. Keep in mind, even though I did nothing wrong by reporting on that story, she has every reason to hate me. I would. And I certainly wouldn’t go on the guy’s show who exposed my past and cost me a job with the State Police.
But she agreed to come on last night, and it was honestly one of the best conversations I’ve ever had since I started live streaming.
Some people have suggested that I was too easy on her because she’s a good looking chick, and said that I’d never do this to a ratchet. Did you people forget that I spent a good year writing story after story about her? She’s not selling food stamps or hurting anyone. She was never really a ratchet in the first place. She was the person who benefitted from a broken system and highlighted the problems with it. She justifiably lost her job, but the people who hired her, and didn’t do ANY background research, were never punished. Plus, how can you not love her after she wore this hat:
Bristol, CT is the worst!!
Anyway, she works with dogs a lot and often has dogs available that are looking to be adopted. We’re turning a negative into a positive and using the Turtleboy platform to help find homes for these dogs moving forward. This whole ordeal has restored my faith in humanity. If Leigha Genduso and I can become buddies after everything she’s been through, then there may be hope for world peace after all.
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68 Comment(s)
These morons are complete jokes .
Ok, going to step away from my usual “modus pooperandi” and be serious for a minute…
LG is most definitely not hard on the eyes. I think those harsh critics are either jealous clams or sweaty, grimy internet hermits that have tried every possible search term in their quest for fapworthy content on pornhub and the like.
What’s done is done. Her MSP job and the pension that goes with it is a hard loss but life goes on.
I’m not sure I’d be so forgiving, no matter what the circumstances were in my dismissal.
I think TB is lucky, figuratively and possibly literally having dodged a 7.62 thank you very much response.
Not so sure the other players haven’t already prepped a sanitized boom stick and still wait patiently to make pink mist out of TB’s coconut.
Back to Leigha, I’m a sucker for anyone with a love and compassion for dogs. It’s a good thing that she’s doing and no one can take that away from her.
I’m sure there will be some thumbs down. That’s the aforementioned clams and hermits so they really don’t count for much, haha.
Ah, yes. My greasy hermits and rancid clams did not disappoint.
A down vote from any of you let’s me know that I’m right on the money.
Thank you, good night and be sure to keep that butthole tight!
What is fucking sleep?!?????
“ Hard Life for two years “
Yet , time after time, Leigha still tries to find ways to make her appearance out there in the social media world .
A normal sane human being would give it a break , and try to move on .
Especially because “ social media” blew it up beyond believe .
God she will never change .
I’ve fapped to pictures of Leigha. I’m not sorry. I think she’s amazing!
Turtle boy , why are you doing a face to face interview on the computer in your basement?!!!!
You should have an office or studio by now .
What did Leigha Genduso have to do for you to work shit out with her ?
Did she agree to blow your dick ?
When someone is hungry and you decide to throw them a bone …. they will attack the bone and devour it .
Leigha Genduso craves the attention , and she got it .
Leigha craves erect white cock and a nose full of coke.
Definitely a great role model for the public .
Kids, when you are 19 years of age make sure you find a man who sells pounds of marijuana .
Get fucked daily , and smoke
Ahhhh . . .
Hey Unc
This kinda reminds me of the time Jason Varitek got “interviewed” by Heidi Watney.
Next thing ya know Jason is on the DL for 2 weeks with a bulging disk in his neck and getting served divorce papers.
My advice to you is
Runnnnnn !
or not
“The Renaissance has begun “
Troopers there is a fellow named H,Paul Rico hear to speak with you.
“The Renaissance has begun “
Troopers there is a fellow named Mr.Rico hear to speak with you.
She looks like every other moderately functioning Yankee Trash whore here in Massachusetts. In fact, a safe assumption is that her piss trench looks like a discarded wad of Silly Putty – accompanied by a pungent aroma best described as an old hockey glove floating in wet summer garbage.
Of course, I would absolutely love for her to climb on top…raw dog…in the brown eye…grudge-fucking despite the blood and ripped skin…while punching my head…and spitting on my face.
Your mother loved when Satch Sanders used her tongue for toilet paper.
He wrote how many articles bashing her for lying about her criminal past, selling out her boyfriend, and banging her geriatric supervisor? In fact, I think he summed her up by describing her as ratchet. Then he interviews her like a 13 year old experiencing his first erection? I hope that if Josh Abrams ever comes on his show, UTB has the foresight to fire one off beforehand so won’t be distracted by the pains of puberty.
Leigha Genduso, I know you still want to be a cop. 100% willing to play cops and robbers with you anytime.
I have been known to sort through the trash barrels
in several WarWhack car washes.
Turtledog!!!!! Love the idea
I’d cum up her ass so hard. How does she stay looking so fucking mint?
Botox . Lip Fillers . Facials . Anything cosmetic
Wow, so happy with the positive response.
Maybe I should start a Youtube channel and cuck your remaining readers and sponsors so you can whine and cry like a soiled cunt.
Ich hab keine Ahnung!
Winter 1945, fire bombing of Dresden, DE for dozens of days, leaving the entire city destroyed killing close to the nuke deaths.Napalm, white phosphorus, you know the worst shit we had. Whatever walked out of that wrath alive looks wayyyyy better than LG. Fuck that cunt and that scissor sister of her’s AS.
This is like Patton teaming up with the Germans and heading east.
Fantastic name.
Outstanding Private Pyle!
Jesus my Lord, God. the white knight beta boy simp is strong with this broad’s cheerleaders. Dude bros put your pompoms away she is never going to fuck you. She would not even let you sniff her finger after it slipped through the shit ticket! Why would you want to any way? Shes an animal and wipes from back to front! If you think she is good looking because she pounds on make up and wears a water bra. Then there is something seriously wrong with you. You might need to have your sight’s checked! Take her to the car wash and pressure wash her face with zep. I bet you find an aardvark cretin looking thing behind all that cake up fake up. If a girl is actually beautiful she does not wear make up to that magnitude. Sure maybe a little eye shadow or mascara but definitely not 3 bottles of liquid foundation and the rest of the works for one day. You look like the clown in the dunk tank at the Topsfeild fair. Actually scratch that, topssfeild is generous even for you. Its actually not a ratchet fair. You look like the clown in the dunk tank at the brockton fair with all that fake up you wear. You look like you have been to the brockton fair and back a few times before you started working the dunk tank as a clown.
O and You silly fucks need to get out of the basement more often! I see so many natural woman with no make up walking around this beautiful world who are genuinely attractive. Many who are single and wear no make up at all, just natural beauty! You guys would see it for your self if you left your 8 month old cum sock smelling hog pens and got some fresh air every now and then.
The only thing that lay ya has made great again is bartending. Aoc should take points from lay ya here. Both horse faced and like like like yeah like the dumbest broads ever. They both need to keep their big mouthed horse faces shut and make our drinks and drinks only. If you were to play a drinking game based off of everytime lay ya said like. You would be completely smashed by the second sentence first like in. I did not watch the video because I could already tell how this walking std factory speaks. Its truly ball busting funny watching these pigs act like they are smart. Thinking they have some huge extensive vocabulary while tossing around big words they clearly have no understanding of every now and then. All while acting as if they are the shit pretending they sound smart while emphasizing the word like and using up speak and also dragging the s’ out of every word ending in s. It’s the funniest fucking thing in the world. You know you’re speaking with a liberal when every other word out of their mouth is, like um yeah like like. No conservative or genuinely articulate, intelligent, intellectual person speaks in that manner. It’s horrendous! I was invited a few weeks ago to a convention in which some serious people from out of state put on. Other than my self and those people from out of state. everyone spoke like that and It was funny as fuck watching the people from out of state react in their facial expressions to the way everyone was talking. I was so disgusted that my supposed educated peers spoke in that manner, I almost walked out. I’m happy I put my ears through the torture as I was invited to a conference and my peers were not! One whhaaamann went on of her topic for 5 minutes. I counted 54 times the bitch said like in a matter of 5 minutes. Baffled I was, yes!
Could you imagine lay ya on the stand as a witness for the state in her trooper uniform. I like like pulled over like this man like like and like could like smell like the alcohols on his breaths like and like like I asked him like to step like out of his like caahhhhhh like and like he tried to like run away like. Like yeah like that’s like when umm like I like um like used my like skills as like a law like enforcement like officer like that umm like I was like taught at like the academy like like to like determine like that like this man like was like under the like infloooences like of the like alcohols like like! And like when like I caught like up with like him like and like tried like to like subdue him like he like grabbed my beewbs like yeah like um like.
Jesus my lord, how anyone ever took this pig seriously is beyond comprehension! If I was a judge and thankfully for the ratchets I am not. If you spoke in this way in my court room as a criminal, DA, public pretender idgaf who etc, I would throw the heaviest bench book I have at you. then hold you in contempt for 120 days for an a&b of my ears!
You know damn well she was parked in her cruiser hiding during her shifts pretending to be a good trooper while twatter hoechatting on facefuck book, .. She was definitely one of those woman cops who would drive 80 tailgating everyone for no reason while putting lip gloss on. In the off chance she actually did her job. then you know she was deffently the type to give an old man a ticket for going 2mph under the speed limit when it’s dark out. then ticket some middle aged cool mom for making her lip gloss pop at a red light. Just like she does. Total fucking hypocritical fraud!
The funniest part of the lay ya story was when the actual good troopers came to her house to get her dept issue firearm and her badge back, because that’s what police do when they are not scamming overtime and putting other cops to shame. she called Danielle from waaf pretending to be suicidal on the phone. Hahahahaha dumb bitch! everyone knows that if a person is going to commit suicide they dont tell other people. Like nike they just do it. Text book ploy to try and gain sympathy and make people feel bad for her. What an attention seeking narsasistic cant understand normal thinker. Dragging your supposed friend into the middle of it, fucking sad! But hey, plenty of woman do it because some men are just pussy and let it happen and do nothing about it! I want to thank the members of the MSP who went to her house to take her firearms away. Could you just imagine the safety risk this narsasistic cant understand normal thinker would have posed her community. running around deluded with a firearm telling her self, it’s not fair i didnt do anything it’s not my fault im the victim wahhh wahh wahhh. Thank you troopers for making her community that much safer! She was so bent out of shape for being exposed as a drug running money laundering tax evading snitch that per not the fine men and woman of the msp she might have just gone down to one of the barracks and shot the place up like the pure fucking psycho snatch she is!
She looks extremely crazy. The type of crazy that makes woman smoke meth and become porn actresses! Lay ya when the new 15 minutes of fame wears off and you realize your books a flop and there will be no movie on your life and no one gives an actual fuck about you and when tB is done using you for clicks. Perhaps I can put you in contact with a friend of a friend of a friend? You will get paid to do what you actually love to do! Instead of getting pounded in for free by all kinds of dudes trying to find some beta soy boi to take care of you. You can get pounded in for money? Why not get paid for it lay ya? You do it on the reg for free! Be truthful psycho snatch how many times have you ridden the cock carousel before and after you became the dunk tank clown? No not asking for a friend either I just want to know how nasty of a pig you really are! I’m sure there are a few Simps here that would throw you a few bucks to watch you fuck off a whole host of dudes during a porn shoot! I can have it set up so you can play pretend cop again for your shoot. You can ever wear a badge again. You had no problem slutting out your bage and disgracing it before so what’s 1 more time piggy? Lay ya, it beats pouring drinks well into your sixties! As long as you can pass a drug and std test you will be golden! Quite literally too if that’s your thing? You can pass a drug and std check cant you?
P.s. lay ya grundlemakesmelooseo0o, my name is Sir Richard Inyarectom
AKA Dick In Ya Ass! Ask about me 🙂 nasty hoe pig!
Go fall into a pail of coronavirus.
Yeah. Im gonna take life advice from a guy who writes essays in the TB comments section. Brevity is the soul of wit.
Hey MGTOW Dipshit,
I’m sorry that I never went on a date with you, you fucking bafoon. Someone who has to write a fucking essay in a response, in a comment section where they can be anonymous has a little bit of a chip on their shoulder, eh?
If you really have something to say, then by all means, come to my house and say it. You can find my address online, you keyboard warrior shitstain.
O lay ya dont flatter your self piggy your statement of me asking you on a date just shows how narcissistic and fucked up in the head you really are piggy. You have got it totally misconstrued here piggy. I wouldn’t even give you the time of day let alone ask you out on a date. If I did ask you on a date you would drop panties within the first hour like many other woman have tried. The funny thing about that is, when a man thinks with his brain and not his dick he says no. Once the woman figure’s out their only measure of control (pussy) has no bearing on a real man she quickly realizes that she has nothing to offer aside from the pussy and can not handle a real man. O the look on a womans face when a man tells her no! The best thing ever! The thing is lay ya my dick, my health, my money and my future are too valuable to me to end up with an std from you. You are one of the reason’ that there is a genotype of gonorrhea that can not be cured. You have had it so many times because you couldn’t keep your legs closed that it mutated and is unresponsive to antiviral medications. They also say 1 in 4 woman has herpes! youre one of those 1 in 4 piggy.
Hate to burst your ego piggy but You have and always will be a slam pig, a cum dump and nothing more. Just a hole for any man who you think will carry your weight and baggage to stick his dick in! A slam pig as said. You have nothing to offer any man but two wet holes and a dry one, if that. You’re what almost 40? That shits all dried up now piggy. No eggs no husband no kids no money no career no nothing. You’re all washed up. And frankly my dear, you are disgusting! If you were such hot shit you would be married by now with children in a big house and a good career. People caught onto your bullshit (thank the lord) and took away the only thing you had going for you, your career. which you my self and everyone else knows you shouldn’t have had in the first place because you’re a conniving criminal. Truth is no man wanted or wants you. You were just a lay ya, lay ya! Let’s be real here you only fuck dudes that you think you can benefit from! The thing is you’re just some old washed up cum dump who’s pushing 40 and has no prospects. If you were a quality woman a man would have married you by now. If you were such hot shit maybe even one of the married dudes you fucked and we know there was many would have left their wife for you. you see home wrecker you’re not as hot shit as you think you are deffently not hot but definitely shit. Again, nothing more than a hole to stick a dick in! Face it You’re an old hag who’s hit the wall and has nothing! You’re a disgrace to law enforcement, a slam pig and just a plain old dirt ball with an inflated ego! me asking you on a date could and would never happen even in your imaginary mind. Piggy I’m young and you have quite a few years on me, quite a few. so you pushing this fantasy of me asking you on a date and you denying it is simply not true at all.
Me speaking truth and bringing light onto your manipulative behavior and piggish ways does not equate me as a keyboard warrior. However it does make me someone who sees well past your bullshit, manipulation, perpetual victimhood, ego and princes complex! You should get no pass from any citizen or law enforcement! You are a liar and a fraud and for someone who comes from a long line of law enforcement and military personnel I am and will call you out on all of your bullshit, because I can and there is nothing you can do about it you fucking narcissist! Now go gobble on another cock ya pig bitch.
And no I’m not going to look you up and come to you house. Thats just sick and demented and any man who follows that advice from a woman especially a trash bag woman like you is just an idiot. Plus once you saw how strapping of a young lad I am you would just try and rape me. You wouldn’t be the first one either ya cock mongol! Did you honestly think in that pea brain for one moment that you would ddisappear and reappear and things would be all good! That you wouldn’t be called out on your shit? Fuck you’re even more narcissistic than I thought! Fucking bar wench that’s all you ever will be and you remember that, piggy!
I’ll keep it brief, you suck. I wonder how many people read thru your rambling bullshit posts. I bet a woman giggled when you disrobed, you’re very bitter.
Ha! “I come from a long line of law enforcement and military” ….. No bro. You don’t. You come from a long line of cousins.
The guy writing manifesto’s is telling other folks to get out more. Thanks for the advice.
Am I the only one who didn’t read one word of this?
No. You’re definitely not the only one.
Fuck you for rewriting Grapes Of Wrath. I read enough to know this sucked.
MGTOW, there is something seriously wrong with you and you need help, a lot of it. Who writes angry, long winded, psycho babble novels in the comment section of a blog? You sound like a complete nut
She isn’t good looking, she is gorgeous!
What in the holy ball-washing fuck did I just watch. Should’ve put it on mute and watched the last 30 seconds.
Like like like like i am wicked like smart like I work hard when troopers like are like sleeping like
Like like fuck the qualified white male who scored like a 100.
I am a drug dealing like money laundering skank with a lower test score like who scored like with like the commanding like officers like you know
Leigha should produce one of those celebrity calendars with a picture of her and a different rescue dog every month, it would sell out. I bet she would donate all the proceeds to the care and well being of the animals. God Bless Leigha for big heart and forgiving nature.
I would bend her over the back of the couch with a sock in her mouth. Herpes be damned.
You can’t shoot pool with a rope Winston.
Dow Jones is down 1000 points since yesterday
Intentionally done by the Democrats to create market hysteria.look at all the shorts. Filthy heebs have been planning this. The average Joe will start panick selling and then the shekel worshippers will come in and buy at the low.
The market will go up after we see that the corobavirus is way way overblown. 60k people die from the flu each year in America. Not 1 person in America has died from coronavirus. The death rate percentsge around the world is also less than the percentage for the flew.
THANK YOU LORD TRUMP
PRAISE TO THE LORD GOD DONALD TRUMP
Mitt when I said you would get on your knees, I wasnt joking. It willtake more than this to get back into my good graces if ever.
You can start by resigning.
I only watched because I wanted to get a look at this broad. She is pretty hot, especially considering she is pretty old. That aside here are my humble observations:
1). Go to Home Depot and spend about $200 on some lumber and build something behind you so you don’t look like you are in your cellar, I’m waiting for the girl in the well to start yelling and you spray her with the hose. It doesn’t have to be big or extravagant, just enough to hide the fact you don’t have a finished basement.
2). Go to Toastmasters and learn how to speak professionally. That doesn’t mean your can’t speak with an edge, it will just eliminate the ahhs and so’s and other filler words, it makes a difference.
3). If she comes back on, she needs to do the interview in a bikini and at least a 1/4 of her screen time needs to be of her ass. Leigha, this isn’t to degrade you, this is to get you some positive exposure and allow you to build a brand.
Once again these are my humble opinions but I think they would increase your viewership.
1) We like the basement as it is.
2) We like the way Unc speaks.
3) Leigha is hot, but she only shows her ass to me in private.
4) Off you fuck, dickhead.
DS
Leigha wouldn’t urinate on you if you were on fire. You are a fraud.
Keep it down ladies.Ray is trying to rest.
Wow.Looks like you guys got this one covered.
I once messaged Leigha because I was worried about her dealing with Landon. She’s a good girl. I’m glad she dumped him. I also love her hat.
Damn it’s crowded down here!
Amanda WTF?!?! Just buy your kids a cheeseburger,taco,or whatever it is
you dont share with them.Your an absentee mother.
BTW… Clean your house and your boyfriends pipes…….
Interesting thumbs down………………
Easily the best show of all time. I hope she comes back. THE HAT!!
Amanda… Might you be Cherokee Indian?
How Dare You!
Is that why you never wrapped up the steele series?
Asking for a friend.
I’m the friend, answer the goddamn question!
Yeah…..Turtleboy makes up baseless lies about my son being a woman beater and…….oh wait, that’s right……I WAS THE ONE who ACTUALLY said that on the live show. Well nevermind that.
I CAN’T WAIT to talk to Rian about taking Turtleboy to court. That motherfucker is gonna pay!! Rian’s gonna give me his ALL his tips and tricks on how to win……wait what?? Rian’s lost every single case?? Hmmmm….so you’re saying there’s a chance.
Amanda, when can we meet? I think you are so put together and level headed. I too hate housework, working, the Po Po and love driving random drunks around and cats. We can be together and maybe a 4sum with your son and his girlfriend (as soon as her eye opens again?). Call me. You are very special.
I have 12 cats.16 if you count the 4 dead ones in the freezer.
My boyfriend is not happy with me.I spend all my time camped out in front
of the police station.Sometimes driving drunks around town on the weekends.
GRLPWR!!!!!!! I eat my criminal sons favorite fast food in front of him but do not share.
Cleaning the house and cooking is out of the question.I do not have a job either.
My boyfriend has a foot out the door already.I have a sneaky suspicion that he might
be feeding stray vaginas.
I am trying to sell my 1970’s Electrolux vacuum cleaner to the Smithsonian Museum.
It is vintage and still in the original box.I have never used a vacuum cleaner before.
Maybe its worth something….
My son is a violent criminal who assaults women.His ex girlfriend was
a victim.But what about me? I am the real victim here!