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Lemminwinks Liz Warren Supporter From Cambridge Arrested For Offering $500 Bounty To Kill ICE Agents Is The Most Faptacular Felon You Will Ever See

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WHDH: Cambridge man accused of offering cash for dead ICE agents is now facing a federal charge, authorities announced Thursday. Brandon J. Ziobrowski, 33, has been charged in an indictment unsealed Thursday with one count of use of interstate and foreign commerce to transmit a threat to injure another person, U.S. Attorney for Massachusetts Andrew E. Lelling announced at a press conference in Boston. On July 2, Ziobrowski allegedly tweeted to his 488 Twitter followers, “I am broke but will scrounge and literally give $500 to anyone who kills an ice agent, @me seriously who else can pledge get in on this let’s make this work.”

Prior to that, Ziobrowski responded to a tweet from the ICE Field Office that asserted that agents put their “lives on the line to arrest criminal aliens,” by saying, “Thank you ICE for putting your lives on the line and hopefully dying I guess so there’s less of you.”

Ziobrowski is also accused of sending other threatening tweets, including his desire to “slit” U.S. Sen. John McCain’s throat and claiming that “Guns should only be legal for shooting the police like the second amendment intended.”

Officials noted that Ziobrowski’s “communist, socialist and anarchist” tweets grew more violent and threatening as time passed. At one point, Lelling said the suspect tweeted “anyone who shoots a cop deserves to get a medal.”

Investigators nabbed Ziobrowski just after 7 a.m. in Queens, New York, where he was visiting a friend. He’ll face a New York City judge before being transferred to Boston to face additional charges. The charge of use of interstate and foreign commerce to transmit a threat to injure a person carries a sentence of no greater than five years in prison, three years of supervised release, and a fine of $250,000, according to Lelling’s Office.

This guy is the most fabulous felon you will ever see….

Of course the only politician he supports on Facebook is……

There it is folks. This is what Elizabeth Warren’s base ultimately looks like. He’s from her hometown of Cambridge, which votes overwhelmingly for her. This is the “tolerance” patrol, who have appointed themselves the arbiter of morals. He just wants to pay someone $500 to murder a law enforcement agent for doing their job. What’s the big deal? It actually aligns with the general disrespect that Liz Warren herself has set by calling police officers racist the other day in a sad attempt to pander to black folks in New Orleans.

This is what happens when we demonize the good men and women who work at ICE. You might not agree with what they do for a living, but the fact of the matter is that they are a law enforcement agency trying to make the country a better place. Contrary to what the MSM tells you they don’t just rip families apart and put kids in cages. They investigate child trafficking and drug smuggling. These are good things. And yes, one of their duties is to enforce existing immigration laws. Perhaps Congress should change the laws if they don’t like them instead of whining about the people enforcing them. LEO’s don’t write the laws, they just enforce them.

Keep in mind, Liz Warren said she wants to abolish ICE. When you do that you paint the people who work for ICE as subhuman. I’d like to abolish ISIS, and I am very excited about the prospect of them being killed. Because when you dehumanize human beings like she does with ICE, you can rationalize killing them. She knows the kind of people she appeals to but she spews this rhetoric anyway. It’s disgusting.

Not only does Brandon hate ICE, he also seems to hate Jews too….

Which is weird, because given Brandon’s particular lifestyle choices, I’m sure he’d be welcomed with open arms by the good folks in Hezbollah.

He also seems to hate veterans, and blames them for KKK revivals….

He’s an “anarchist”

I love anarchists. They’re so cute. I’d actually love nothing more than to live in in anarchist society with them, take all of their shit, and then ask them who they’re gonna call? The evil cops? Nope, they don’t exist in an anarchist society!! Free stuff for Turtleboy!!

Shockingly he’s a fan of figure skating, and you’ll never guess who his favorite is…..

Of course he’s Team Tonya. The dude likes violence and generally sides with douchebags.

He’s been posting about what to do if ICE shows up at your door since Trump came into office…

But apparently he missed the memo – you can’t offer a $500 bounty for people to murder ICE agents on Twitter.

Also….

But we all kind of assumed he was that anyway.

The bottom (no pun intended) line is, you might think that posting about dead cops and killing ICE agents makes you woke, but it really just makes you a violent, sociopathic felon. The left had an opportunity to use the Trump presidency to point out all the weaknesses in his policies in order to get a democrat elected in 2020. Instead people like this just threaten to kill ICE agents and it turns people off from the left as a whole. This is why I will gladly vote for Trump in 2020. Not because I like Trump, but because I don’t wanna be on this asshole’s team, and I would prefer he be punished some more.

46 Comment(s)
  • Hughbo Mont
    August 10, 2018 at 10:32 am

    He got caught in Queens. How apropos!

    But wait! We shouldn’t be so quick to jump to conclusions. Maybe he had a partial lobotomy or a reaction to a vaccine as a child which caused him to become a twink.

  • bill fleming
    Ruby
    August 10, 2018 at 10:26 am

    This fool is a devoted follower of SHE GUEVARA. Lying liz was quick to condemn ICE for doing their job on the border. SHE GUEVARA made false claims that the kids were tortured but she never complained about a school in Canton that uses electric shock treatment on kids from Massachusetts with autism.

    • Hughbo Mont
      August 10, 2018 at 10:37 am

      That’s because SHE attended the Canton school as a child. And it explains a lot about her behavior as SHE became an adult.

  • ames1049
    August 10, 2018 at 8:51 am

    That’s a rough looking 33. Tinkerbell must have taken a tainted load or two already at the local rest stop.

  • Niccolò Machiavelli
    August 10, 2018 at 8:40 am

    “I’d actually love nothing more than to live in in anarchist society with them, take all of their shit…”

    …and then turn around and say “Surprise, this is actually fascism. Your shit was taken to punish you for being a wiseass lawless fuckstick. And true to form, now we’re going to beat the piss out of you. Hoist that scumbag six feet in the air by his arms behind his back so I can smash his useless balls with a cricket bat.”

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    Deflateddoritodinks
    August 10, 2018 at 7:28 am

    Confused why he hates fellow traveler McCain.m

  • P.R.C. sucks.
    August 10, 2018 at 2:40 am

    What is so “faptacular” about this fella?
    I get the alliteration and all that to make a catchy headline but WTF?
    He might be twinktastic but he’s nothing that most of us would even think to fap to.
    He’s a mincing, piss-soaked, cum dumpster weenie queen.
    Hopefully he gets sniffy with some excitable and irritated mega bubba and gets literally broken in half and rides in a wheelchair with no sensation below the waist till he expires.
    Life won’t be worth living with zero feelings in the mangina.
    Just hope he remembers to go down the street and not across the road with the razor blade.
    Sorry but not sorry. No mercy on anyone that advocates for killing those guys, especially when you know he couldn’t even split their lip on his own.

  • Phong
    phong
    August 9, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    Johnny, tell him what he’s won!

    “An all expenses paid trip to rural Virginia! You’ll be flown by private jet to a facility of our choice, where you will receive 10 to 20 years of free room & board! Does it stopped there? No! Included will be lessons in several languages! You’ll learn phrases such as: ‘You might as well, you got no choice’, and ‘Squeeze them tighter, you’re loose again’! To top it off, all the forced sodomy will be unprotected! You’ll end up urinating in every color of the rainbow, including ones you’ll discover!”

    Idjet.

  • Clitty Litter
    August 9, 2018 at 9:27 pm

    Forget Federal prison (he’d enjoy it obviously).

    make him work the chain gang building The Wall.

  • Cambridge Guzzler
    August 9, 2018 at 9:10 pm

    They say some people do things as a cry for help but in this felatio fellas case it was a cry for cock.
    Gays dont want no scrubs and this pickle pincher has less than $500 to his name this was done as a cry for big bubba cock on a day to day to day basis.

  • The Hybrid
    August 9, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Ive seen faggier.

    Why are these homos so pissed anyway? They literally have every right a straight person has, scratch that, they’re more privileged than straight ppl, & they even get to swap their restrooms, gender & wardrobe at the drop of a dime, because progress, acceptance, tolerance & YOU BETTER FUCKING BE OKAY WITH IT OR ILL BASH YOUR HEAD IN YOU GUN HUMPING, NAZI! BIGOTED RACIST’OPHOBIC SEXIST! *Howls like those naked feminist uggos.*

  • larry bird
    August 9, 2018 at 8:37 pm

    filthy degenerate pervert

  • Big Pete
    August 9, 2018 at 7:55 pm

    I’d like to pink-sock that twink.

  • MrSmiley
    August 9, 2018 at 6:56 pm

    When it’s time to go green this princess will be sucking the business end of a rifle. Too skinny to work the farm soo gotta go sunshine!

    Oh and FUCK Cambridge.

  • dball31211
    Crowley
    August 9, 2018 at 6:39 pm

    He looks like gay dexter

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    August 9, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    All I want to know is, does he shave his vagina?

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    August 9, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    This little fanook will be the hit of the prison block !
    Personally, “he” should be put in a Woman’s Correctional Facility.
    Because, he will enjoy his time there too much !
    All the big black and brown brajole he can handle !
    Willy and Juan will have a great time doing the “power H” on his pretty little body.
    Disgratziate !

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    August 9, 2018 at 6:11 pm

    Let us hope that the bus they stuff his lite-in-the-loafers ass on has about 400 stops before he gets back to Boston

  • Jim
    August 9, 2018 at 6:11 pm

    He needs to control is hissy fits

    • Peter Puffer
      August 9, 2018 at 7:15 pm

      Sissy fits?

  • Frank Rizzo
    August 9, 2018 at 6:02 pm

    Busted in Queens? Or with a buncha quee(f)ns? Wadda buncha pukes….

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 9, 2018 at 5:48 pm

    AIDS looked at this pillow biter and said, ‘that thing looks sketchy’.

  • Diversity
    August 9, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Ghana, he would like Ghana.

  • Not that there is anything wrong with that
    August 9, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    That is one faggy queen…..he is so gay I think the gerbil mighty actually stick him up his ass

  • fucking fags ruin everything
    August 9, 2018 at 5:23 pm

    Looks like Anderson Cooper another mentally ill faggot. A disproportionately large number of serial killers have been homosexuals, nobody talks about that.

    • DownTheHatch
      August 9, 2018 at 5:46 pm

      The best was when Anderson Cooper was grilling Trump on morality. A sodomite bath house glory hole butt boy lecturing Trump. Every great empire that embraced homosexuality has gone down in flames.

    • John Calvin
      August 10, 2018 at 9:01 am

      You’re right, and most turncoats are too. Falcon and the Snowman, “Chelsea” Manning, etc. They capitalize on their outcast status by aiding and abetting enemies of the society they inhabit.

  • vicxh
    vicxh
    August 9, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    I think he will acquitted on a technicality since he will be able to show he never had $500 in his bank account and therefore this was not a contract to murder someone. Falls under free speech.

    For example, if I say, hey I will give you a billion dollars to run naked in Cambridge and you do it, there is no contract since I never had a billion dollars in the first place

    • IPlayALawyerOnTV
      August 9, 2018 at 5:49 pm

      You didnt pass the BAR but may have spent time at bars.

      • Fo Sho
        Not wid my dick
        August 10, 2018 at 9:11 am

        The time was spent pushin in stools.

        • Grag Louganis
          August 10, 2018 at 3:37 pm

          What does a gay say when he wants to be polite at the bar?

          Would you mind if I push your stool in for you.

          Ha HA.
          Now that,s HE HAW funny Yuk Yuk

          What does a gay call a hemmoroid?
          A speed bump

    • SMH
      SMH
      August 10, 2018 at 12:18 am

      He could choose not to be poor – just move out of Cambridge and don’t shop at Whole Foods. With no visible job, he’s likely another Cambridge trustafarian.

      I hope he gets prison time. That will actually wake him up to reality.

  • citypoint
    Citypoint
    August 9, 2018 at 5:18 pm

    He doesn’t look like he’s built for jail.

    • gross but true
      August 9, 2018 at 5:32 pm

      He is built for prison all right. You are thinking like a strait man who doesn’t want to be raped and abused in prison, reverse the angle on that thought. A flaming gay who get’s week in the knees at the thought of being bought and sold between gangs and spit roasted daily. Even the dike guards will strap-on and use him.

  • Stunt Penis
    August 9, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    Unfortunately, the joke is on us.

    For the next 5 years, he’ll get:
    free room and board
    free health care
    free cable tv
    free internet
    free daily semen enemas

    All at our expense at some low-security federal pen.

  • Turd Ferguson
    August 9, 2018 at 5:05 pm

    Sooooooo then, I guess he’s a fag.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 9, 2018 at 4:59 pm

    If he’s not a cupcake, then no one is

  • z
    August 9, 2018 at 4:59 pm

    WTF?

    The yellow and black anarchy. All I had to do was look up Yellow and Black in google. Seems to be a San Francisco thing.

    For the yellow and black org web page.

    What is Yellow and Black?

    The Yellow and Black Group is for and about adults who enjoy including watersports (piss play) as part of their sexual or BDSM activities or fantasies.

    We exist to host parties for such folks, and we also encourage sex-friendly venues to welcome and provide facilities for wet play, and to include that feature in their marketing.

    Our first two parties were held recently in the South of Market neighborhood of San Francisco (of course!). Our next party is set for 8/24/18. Details are elsewhere on this site.

    We will also be hosting a booth at the booth at the ”Up Your Alley” street fair on Sunday, July 29, 2018, featuring the traditional and infamous Piss Pool! You can volunteer to help out with that here.

    To be invited to all our parties, please join our mailing list. (See instructions below.)

    This Web site will not be posting pictures, or encouraging folks to create profiles or engage in discussions. There are lots of other Web sites and apps that do that.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 9, 2018 at 5:02 pm

      Q: What’s yellow and black and covered in sores?

      A: Exactly

  • see all the sheeple
    August 9, 2018 at 4:57 pm

    calling you out for false equivalence: just because this aspergery twerp lives in cambridge (where warren lives) makes him a warren supporter, any more than it makes him an academic (because harvard lives there, too). his antisocial media bullshit was labeled as “communist, socialist and anarchist.” warren, an instututional senator, is none of these. come on.

    • Fuck You
      August 9, 2018 at 5:08 pm

      Shut the fuck up, you stupid motherfucker. That fucking homo straight up has a Fauxcahontas “like” on his FB page. Are too fucking stupid to understand that?

    • Fringe
      August 9, 2018 at 5:09 pm

      No, the fact that he likes and follows Liz Warren makes him a Warren supporter.

      This isn’t a particularly difficult concept to grasp when one provides evidentiary support, unless someone is fucking stupid.

      Are you fucking stupid? Because the evidence is pointing in that direction.

    • Ray Patriarca
      Old Gumshoe
      August 9, 2018 at 6:26 pm

      She may not be “one of these”….but she IS a lying, vapid CUNT !
      Of course, I’m sure you personally identify.
      Get fucked.

    • Kanacke Hasser
      August 10, 2018 at 8:50 am

      Liz Warren isn’t an anarchist. She just supports them like any other third world twat manipulates societally deviant useful idiots like Papa Doc Duvalier did with his Tonton Macoutes, except instead of clandestine murder, Lieawatha’s tribe engages in opposing law enforcement and smashing store windows.

      You need to go get some schooling, son. Come back when you know what you’re talking about, since almost nothing looks as annoyingly stupid as an unfoundedly smug, uninformed moonbat.

  • Maggie the Cat
    August 9, 2018 at 4:56 pm

    It appears that he won’t produce any biological children, for which we should be very grateful.

    • Boi Jorge
      August 11, 2018 at 3:05 pm

      Im sure theres a tranny somewhere growing a full beard and being pumped full of testosterone that may be able to convince him that he is sexist, racist, misogynist and judgmental if he doesn’t shoot a load in “its” man clam. But hopefully that never happens

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