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Lenny Zalauskas Can’t Stop Making Himself The Biggest Joke In Worcester

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There is no bigger corrupt dooshnozzle in all of Worcester than this man on the left:

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Lenny Zalauskas. A guy who used to be a Worcester Public Schools teacher but was so awful at his job that they stuck him in the resource room. A man who was so incompetent that he’s not allowed back into a classroom ever again, and thus pursued a career as the head of the EAW (Worcester’s teacher’s union). He is the reason that teacher’s unions, which are inherently GREAT organizations, get such a bad name. Because too often they are run by incompetent hacks like him who can’t teach.

But Lenny’s biggest crime is that he gets paid by his members but completely ignores them. This summer when the EAW was deciding who to endorse for mayor, he did some really shady shit to make sure his buddy Joe Petty got the nod. It’s like the definition of corruption. Despite the fact that there are thousands of teachers in the EAW, a board of 8 decided who would get the endorsements. The paying members were not consulted, and it’s well known that they would have overwhelmingly supported Mike Gaffney. So Lenny stacked the board, kicked off members who were pro-Gaffney, and refused to allow anyone else onto the board who wasn’t loyal to Petty and the machine. We know this because we spoke with many teacher’s who tried to get onto the board but were turned down because they weren’t loyal to Petty.

 

Petty got the nod, which is why you see the big ol’ Petty sign when you drive by. But yet this same exact board also refused to endorse Tracy Novick. Why is this relevant? Oh yea, because in the four years that Petty has been the head of the School Committee, he and Novick have voted together 100% of the time. Ya got that? He doesn’t support Novick because she sucks, but he does support Petty, who is the same exact politician as Novick.

Then again, Tracy Novick is of no use to him. Ya see, Lenny is up for reelection at the EAW, and he’s gonna lose. Since he can’t get back into the classroom his only hope at a job is that the machine hooks him up with a bullshit government job. And in order to get that job he has to stay loyal to Petty and the machine. It’s why he is is also a financial supporter for Petty:

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But Lenny has tried to move up the ranks of the union ladder. In 2014 he ran for Vice President of the Massachusetts Teacher’s Association. He got destroyed:

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He only lost 777-117. Close one. As you can see, no one wants this guy. But Petty is stuck with him and can use him for the EAW’s financial contributions. Because loyal soldiers need loyal soldiers and EVERYONE needs cash money.

Want more proof that Lenny is a corrupt asshole who only thinks about himself? Well he is supposed to represent the teachers right? And earlier this year one of his teachers at North High School was publicly humiliated by Lisa Dyer and called a racist in a viral email. The teachers at North, who pay Lenny’s salary, demanded that Dyer step down. So Lenny pretended like he gave a shit about them and went in front of the School Committee to demand that she step down. Joe Petty told him very clearly to sit down and shut the fuck up if he wants to get a hook up job after he loses reelection:

Yet even after being EMASCULATED and PUBLICLY HUMILIATED by his boy, he still is using the EAW’s resources to support Petty. Because at the end of the day, Lenny is Joe Petty’s bitch and nothing more.

He also attacks young women for no reason. Brittany Legacy used to work for the city and is apparently Facebook friends with this moron. She made a post yesterday about putting up yard signs for Gaffney and Lenny just couldn’t help himself:

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He voted against the kids? What the hell does that even mean? Gaffney wants to get rid of six figure, taxpayer funded dooshnozzles so that more money can go into the classroom. Gaffney is auditing Mosaic because they siphon resources away from kids. Gaffney’s record is clear – support children, take away money from assholes. Luckily Gaffney roasted Lenny for the good of society:

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Boom. Roasted. You would think that Lenny would go find a hole and hide in it. But instead he just kept talking. Mainly he just said the same thing over and over again:

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Funny that Lenny would mention “the kids” since he’s not allowed anywhere near the kids.

After getting annihilated by Gaffney and other sensible people on Facebook he went on over to the “EAW’s” twitter account.

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“To immature to be mayor.” LOL. This man used to teach, ladies and gentleman. The Worcester Teacher’s Union official twitter page can’t figure out the whole “to-too-two” thing that we learn in second grade. This is a direct quote from a man who says “Gaffney voted against the kids,” then puts his fingers in his ears and says it five more times.

I think I might be in love with Brittany Legacy. So much sass game. So many hot takes.

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Luckily Lenny isn’t at all embarrassed by this. Quite the contrary:

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Oh good, the man who can’t spell and has the oratory skills of a six year old is embarrassed for Brittany. Don’t know how she’ll get over this one.

Couple things about this Twitter account. First of all, the official Twitter handle of the teacher’s union is supposed to be representative of all the members. You know, like other urban district’s teachers unions do:

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Secondly, and just for the record, it violates the Worcester Public School’s social media policy for teacher’s to follow student’s on Twitter or friend them on Facebook. But then again, Lenny hasn’t been a teacher in years. That’s why he feels free to follow students from Worcester Tech, so long as they support Sarai Rivera and the machine:

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Sure it’s a little bit creepy for an older man to follow high school kids, but Lenny is embarrassed for you!!!!

Lenny Z is the face of the Petty supporter crowd. They refuse to acknowledge facts and yell “TEA PARTY” at the top of their lungs to try to scare you away from voting for Gaffney. Don’t fall for it. The fact of the matter is that the teacher’s union overwhelmingly despised Melinda Boone and wanted her gone, and Joe Petty was her biggest supporter. He continues to do her bidding by voting to appoint Marco Rodriguez – Boone’s underling – acting superintendent. If you support Joe Petty then you hate teachers. That’s just a fact. A vote for Petty is a vote for Boone. This is an undeniable truth that the Petty supporters refuse to acknowledge. Because none of them like Boone either, and if they were to admit that Petty is her boy, they’d have to look in the mirror and acknowledge the fact that they are gigantic hypocrites.

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13 Comment(s)
  • Nanny
    October 19, 2015 at 1:29 pm

    Epic.

    Glass houses when it comes to grammar gaffes, TB.

  • Waaaaay back Wasdin
    October 19, 2015 at 9:15 am

    She looks totally doable. I would probably hit that

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      October 19, 2015 at 11:36 am

      Ah yes, TBS, the blog of choice for misogynists everywhere.

      • Finnish Goalie
        October 19, 2015 at 11:40 am

        Lead the way, ‘Spurts. Shame the rest with your spotless reputation.

        • Wabbitt
          wabbitt
          October 19, 2015 at 3:04 pm

          Jeffy boy with his commentary on misogyny, when he made reference to nineteenth century immigration as an “Irish infestation.”

          Racism is fine when it’s against white people, huh Jeff?

          • TurtleBoySpurts
            October 19, 2015 at 4:52 pm

            Aw, wabbit, have a few shots and some corned beef and potatoes and you’ll feel more like your old Mick self. It was satire, my friend. I suppose I shouldn’t expect nuanced discernment from a moron who thinks “Irish” is a race.

          • Wabbitt
            wabbitt
            October 19, 2015 at 9:12 pm

            Good attempt at deflection, dipshit. So when TB says Eastern Europeans suck at making coffee it’s racism. But when you call immigration an infestation it’s satire.

            Both groups are white. But I suppose I should expect an Englishman like yourself to be prejudiced against Irishmen.

            By the way, I’m English and French. Not Irish. I’m just not a closeted bigot who tries to masquerade as “one of the good ones.”

      • True Reality Speaks
        True Reality Speaks
        October 19, 2015 at 6:56 pm

        Oh my! Grown up words from Jeffy. Must have picked up a thesaurus at the Flea Market while trolling blue hairs for retainers.

        • TurtleBoySpurts
          October 20, 2015 at 11:08 am

          Juan Chan, you miserable old sot. Fapping to the Turtles these days, I see. Hey, you take what you can get, old boy.

  • bird
    October 18, 2015 at 8:34 pm

    What is you beef with Lenny? At least he got us a good contract. Could it be that the EAW didn’t support your mommy?

    • GetFuct
      October 19, 2015 at 7:57 am

      If you would learn how to read, he very clearly tells you the problem he has with you Lenny.

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      October 19, 2015 at 11:31 am

      Bingo! Give the man a prize.

  • Just Being Honest
    October 18, 2015 at 7:27 pm

    I love you Turtleboy, but to be fair, you can’t blast someone for spelling one word wrong when you have countless spelling and grammatical errors in each and every one of your articles. Hire a spell checker! Keep up the otherwise good work.

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