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Fitchburg Sentinel: During a press conference Thursday afternoon, state representative candidate Josh Sanderski called for city Clerk Lynn Bouchard to resign after she ruled that he failed to get enough eligible nomination signatures to appear on the September primary ballot.

“Lynn has served this city for decades. She has been a great public servant. I hate to think what other things have been blocked over the years through election processes, or what not, because maybe she’s getting some pressure,” said Sanderski while making a statement in front of City Hall.

“Effective immediately, I want to see Lynn Bouchard step down. She needs to submit her letter of resignation to the mayor of the city,” he said.

Sanderski’s press conference came one day after he said in a press release that the reason his bid to appear on the ballot failed was because “the political establishment does not want an Independent out Gay Representative on Beacon Hill.”

On Wednesday, the United Independent Party candidate announced that he had failed to gather the required 150 signatures of eligible voters to appear on the Sept. 8 primary ballot — he was two signatures short.

Thursday’s press conference began with Sanderski reversing the accusation he made on Wednesday that Bouchard’s decision was based on his sexual orientation.

“I will be the first to say that I don’t feel that I’m being discriminated against because of my sexuality,” he said.

“It’s incumbent upon me to say that I am an independent candidate, which is a challenge in its own, and an openly gay candidate, which is a challenge in its own,” he said.

In a press release Sanderski sent to the Sentinel & Enterprise on Wednesday, he said: “It is clear the political establishment does not want an Independent out Gay Representative on Beacon Hill, especially from Central Massachusetts where to often our voice is not heard.”

So let me get this straight. This genius has to get all of 150 signatures to get on the ballot for State Representative. He got exactly 150, but two of them were disqualified so he fell short. The clerk did her job and said “no dice.” Now he’s demanding that she be fired because he is gay and independent and it’s all a conspiracy by the corrupt good ol’ boys establishment? This is the Leominster version of you know who from Fitchburg.

First of all, a Saturday morning at Hannaford’s would have gotten him over the top. Dude was just lazy. Secondly, when you get signatures like this, nobody who is taking themselves seriously gets exactly the minimum amount. You always get at least 50-100 more, because it’s pretty much guaranteed that some of the jamokes who signed your papers are not registered voters. This is like politics 101.

Hey Josh, here’s an idea. Next time you run for State Representative, make sure to get certified first, BEFORE you start holding fundraisers and buying superfluous yard signs that you won’t be able to use because you’re not on the ballot:

Gotta love how this guy called a press conference Wednesday to blame everyone but himself, and initially said he was being left off because he was gay. Once he realized what a dumb thing that was to say he claimed he was being left off because “the political establishment does not want an Independent out Gay Representative on Beacon Hill.” 

But yet the President of the State Senate, Stan Ronseberg of Amherst, just so happens to be a gay man. Somehow he was able to shake off all that anti-gay oppression and become the most powerful person on Beacon Hill not named Charlie Baker. Somehow he was able to use his magical gay powers to get 150 signatures from actual registered voters. Looks like the political establishment is actually being run by a gay man. So much for that theory!!

That’s why he had to change up the strategy the next day and say he’s being left off because he is “independent.” Whatever that means.

You know how you could tell this guy was a joke? The second he claimed he was oppressed because he was gay. There is no group of people that is more welcome in Massachusetts than gay people. It’s probably the most gay-friendly place in the world. The guy was trying to run for a seat in the Statehouse.

This guy is just such a disgrace to gay people everywhere. He’s using his sexuality as a crutch. He fucked up as a direct result of his own laziness and incompetence and now he’s playing the gay card.

But wait, it gets better. The former Leominster School Committee member was arrested in 2011 for choking his own mother. Must’ve been the clerk’s fault too. Actually, it was the media’s fault according to his website:

“Josh is a SURVIVOR of Domestic Violence. Josh has seen those he loves suffer from severe mental health and addictive issues. He has always tried to help how he could, including his own mother, even when it unfortunately landed him unfair press that still defames his character due to sensationalized headlines in 2011 of which was disrespectful to his families private matter.”

Ahhh yes, Josh is the victim. So he choked out his own mother. Big deal. That’s a private family matter. It’s disrespectful for the media to write stories about factual evidence regarding an elected official getting arrested. Sometimes in the Sanderski clan things get heated and people choke their Mom out. Shit happens. Mind your own business.

According to a recent Facebook post Josh Sanderski started the gay-straight alliance at Leominster High School when he was a student there in the 90’s.

Of course this is odd because Josh didn’t come out until many years later, after he had already been married and fathered a child. Oh yea, and the GSA already existed at LHS well before he attended school there.

Here’s the kicker. Josh Sanderski has an alias on his Google Plus page. He secretly has gone by the name “Cody Gicasso.” Google it and watch what comes up:

Yup. Cody Gicasso is an adult film star. His bio here, created just two years ago, is pretty interesting too. I apologize, “Cody Gicasso’s” bio, who is the same person as Josh Sanderski according to Josh Sanderski’s Google Plus page.

Just so sick and tired of whiny losers like Josh Sanderski. They can’t do anything right and nothing is ever their fault. Then when they don’t get their way they demand that other people be fired. We don’t know this clerk (Lynn Bouchard) but everyone seems to like her and she appears to have done her job…..even Josh Sanderski:

Yea, this guy seems like a real winner. Too bad all this blatant homophobia and political corruption means he won’t be able to represent the lovely city of Leominster on Beacon Hill.

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