NBC: A 19-year-old woman is in the hospital after sustaining injuries in a jet ski crash. According to officials, the crash happened on White Island Pond in Plymouth, Massachusetts around 4 p.m. Saturday. When they arrived on scene, officials say they found a good Samaritan helping the victim. The victim was transported to a Boston hospital with facial injuries. The crash remains under investigation.
What the media isn’t reporting is that the victim was abandoned by some shithead who left her there to die after hotdogging like a douche and crashing, according to the victim’s mother. Luckily an off duty firefighter from Milton, who has chosen to remain anonymous, saved her life.
This is Jared Sherman.
He’s the filthy junkie who left a girl TO DIE in the middle of a lake. His Google trophies include arrests for possession of oxycodone, suboxones, and…
Viagra. Because limp dick Larry was too jammed most of the time to keep his chode at half staff while punching the clown to cuckhold porn on Mom’s computer.
Guess who his favorite sportball team is…..
Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. Every. Single. Time.
And if it’s not bad enough that he just left the girl there, he started posting updates on his Facebook page.
We know you don’t give a fuck, and we know you fuck shit up….for other people. We all know your life is a useless experiment that likely won’t last very long. But it would be great if you would just slowly kill yourself, rather than taking other people along for the ride with you.
And just when you thought he couldn’t get any scummier he accused the victim of causing the crash.
Don’t ya see? It was her fault. The girl he tried to impress, refused to bring back to shore, and then left to die in the middle of a lake. He’s the real victim, don’t ya know. He needs reconstructive surgery, which I’m willing to bet could be offered for free by a number of her friends and family. I don’t know if it will fix permanent junkie face though.
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44 Comment(s)
I would be VERY happy to offer him his “reconstructive surgery.” I GUARANTEE it will fix his permanent junkie face. Since life is a terminal disease, I would love to contribute to the inevitable.
Doesn’t he look rather Russian? Seems like he could be related to a number of recent TB subjects.
Something is telling me that Jared is no stranger to Kelly, who has several “google trophies”
Fucking assclown can’t string together even one coherent sentence.
There are several degenerates that live on the same pond as my family. They are twenty-something arrogant, foul mouthed morons who tear up the small, quiet pond with jet skis. They drive 90 MPH, coming dangerously close to swimmers and kayakers. It’s a matter of when, not if, they kill or mame someone. And God knows how many turtles, swans and ducks they have hit, and how many colonies of spawning fish they have destroyed. They ruin the pond for everyone else.
Everyone knows Talia is the Queen of the ‘shore bunnies’. They’re a bunch of teen aged girls who hang out at the shore line hoping to get a ride on the back of a ski. Once you’re on the lake with one they say they’ll give you a BJ later if you let them drive. They are horrible ski drivers but give great head.
You should see what they do for a helicopter ride and better yet what they will do at Epstein Island.
Are these the pumpkin spice mafia girls? I guess they want their gourd early this year.
I’m sure the mothers post is complete and accurate.
Lets kill this guy.
Why bother with an investigation?
Lets all go kill him now.
Viagra goes for good money on the street, jussayin.
What a POS!
There is more to this story. It’s awful what happened, but there are three sides to this story. His, hers and the truth. It will all come out.
I began using Viagra in my early 20’s when I was still in the closet as a pansexual. Once I realized I was ready to start being sexually active with men I wanted to be sure I could perform. The male anus is one of the strongest muscles in the human body
Great story you fucking faggot
I will have you know that I am in a relationship with a cis woman currently but am allowed to have open relationships with men. I am comfortable with my sexuality and you’re a bigot
This man need ancient chinese herb to increase blood flow for efficient erection
Straight from the off duty firemans mouth during an interview Jared was floating in the water holding the girls body when he arrived on the scene but hey your version of Jared speeding off and leaving her unconscious body in his wake is so much more dramatic.
You Fucking Hack!!
Sure thing, Jared, you fucking cum stain.
He’s a junky you’re probably one too.. I know all of these losers in the pictures, and let me tell you; if they OD tomorrow and died know body would care. I bet Logan is in this thread too standing up for his bitch boy Jarred… Fuck all of you scumbags. I would personally dig your graves and have a smirk while doing it. You’re all oxygen thieves!
This story is based on an upset moms second hand version. Luckily she’s one of those single moms who has mastered the selfie. Anyone who’s interested in donating you’ll be happy to know that there is a gofundme account.
Casual Observations……
1) Jet Skis are for morons.
2) The person “On The Front” is called the driver.
3) Morons congregate. Acquaintance or not, there’s unlikely a Doctoral Candidate amongst them.
4) Can’t judge a book by the cover? First look at that dude, you can determine “IQ: 80”
5) There’s much more to this story….
Wait, she was driving?
Having dealt with these morons on the jet skis for years up in n h I’ll tell ya 50 % of em are reckless assholes who don’t obey any rules. You get all liquored up in the sun then start driving them hard. It’s a recipe for disaster. Hope the girl recovers and the useless twat does time. Originally from Milton and know most of the firefighters, damn good people. Given the location, I think I know who it is. Hat tip buddy.
Was he pretending to be a Kennedy ?
BTW50th anniversary of Ted Kennedy winning Chappaquiddick triathlon- drink , drive , swim
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!!!
I’m surprised that wasn’t worked into the story. Seemed like a natural fit.
He needs to be wearing a neck brace.
You know though, the Kennedy family has suffered so much.
And the Kennedy family has inflicted so much suffering on others.
Posters have suggested the government cook up a massive batch with enough Fentanyl to kill an army of ratchets. Then provide it to Diego for distribution. Sounds kind of sick but the money and lives it would save make it worth considering.
Junkie Ratchets please die off.
Thank you. My idea originally. Give them too much of what they want. Several weeks later shithole cities will look like the “ Bring out your dead” scene in Monty Python then these total human wastes will be gone. Remember once we clear the table of junkie vermin, the other component is summary execution for anyone caught with drugs: on the scene. No arrests, no trials, no jail; just 2 in the head.
I’m not dead yet!
First of all….”Jared” So he has one strike against him off the bat.
You forgot the goatee and “lined up” haircut to go with that first name shared by the famous Pedo who used to sell sandwiches on TV
Jared Remys cousin.
She lied to me. Said she was 14. Found out later she was at least 18; middle school my ass!
Is that Jared’s husband in the picture? He appears to be a homosexual
heman’s a child of sperm and turd.
If he’s all fucked up from the crash and had to be pulled out of the water by others, that would probably leave him useless as far as rendering any help to the girl. The only thing he COULD do, at that point, would be to make sure she was being helped.(which he said he asked and someone told him she was picked up by another boat)
Do we know ALL the facts? Where did the mom’s info come from? Is it possible that it was just a really bad unfortunate accident? More official info please.
You’ve got a point. I’m an optimist. I ask “who would leave a girl you’re giving a ride to, trying to impress her, so you can have a use for that Viagra?” The mom says this girl is fucked up real bad, yet she was already able to get her side of the story? SST is writing this story based on an angry mother’s post.
Jared is a definite douche according to his pictures. Viagra at his age is signs of an even bigger problem. I didn’t need any help getting hard at his age… actually I need just the opposite… something to keep me from getting hard every time the wind would blow.
Jared’s story makes sense. It would explain why she was in front. It would explain the crash, if caused by an inexperienced operator. If we find out SST’s blog is truth, fuck this juicing limp dick asshole. If our thought that this guy isn’t as big a piece of shit as this blog makes him out to be, let SST write one about all the obvious stuff his Facebook posts show… he’s a douche.
Is that a Corona LIGHT? Fuckin’ juicer drinkin’ light beer…youre a disgrace, you floppy eared, incest created boy. You were so weak that you left a young woman to die. Be a man and own up to your mistakes. Every day I hate people just a fraction more.
Would you have a bottle of jizz in your pictures?
My personal brand is to look like a cape rapist.
Hope this young girl is ok. If this is accurate this clown is going to be in big trouble with the police I would imagine. He’s probably better off them dealing with him than her family. That would be ugly
If the victim were my daughter, I might want to reconstruct his ugly ass face with a baseball bat.
Thanks Marky Msrk. I know 911 never would have happened if you were on the plane.