Local Holden Boob Does Heroin, Smashes Into Poll, Calls Out Whores And Drug Dealers On Facebook
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Here’s another winner out of Holden:
Joseph Stockmal is a real prize pig too:
Don’t worry though, it’s totally not a big deal. Live and learn:
Because apparently 24 year old men have to “learn” the hard way that it’s not a good idea to drive while shooting up heroin. Sure, he could’ve killed a completely innocent person or himself, but it’s not his fault – he has that “disease” that’s been going around. The whole thing was a major inconvenience:
And instead of just staying away from social media like a normal person would do after being humiliated like this on the WPD Facebook page, Joe Stockmal decided to air his grievances with other local ratchets:
And he’s way better than them because he saved France from the Muslims:
It’s all good though, because he’s “thinking clearly” now, and has matured past his high school dropout days:
So I guess that means his disease is cured.
Luckily he made friends at court:
And he’s a hustler:
So he can’t be kept down for too long. Same time tomorrow. I’m sure we’ll be seeing this winner again in the near future.
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6 Comment(s)
Hey, people with diseases have insurance or pay for THEIR treatment. How about all the people with the heroin “disease” pay for theirs? (or at least try to get their insurance companies to pay.)
“Before a older women consists she give me a ride”. Can hardly tell he is a high school drop out. Wouldn’t have known if he didn’t post it.
Back and forth hopping the curb, on the sidewalk, in a yard.
This waste product Joe Stockmal of Holden and junkies like him are why you can’t walk, jog, ride a bicycle, let kids near the street, walk a dog, push a baby carriage, ride motorcycle with a reasonable expectation of safety.
Poor baby had to spend the entire night and morning at the police station for using heroin and driving on the sidewalk into a utility pole. Hopefully he spends years in prison, we all know he isn’t going to get better.
So arrogant, a kind woman drove him and brought him food and soda and this punk interprets her kindness as proof of his immunity and superiority. He’s a shit stain junkie, I feel bad for his parents and family but the sooner he off’s himself the better.
Geesh TB, you could do better with a few moments spent in editorial work. Pole not poll. Buy not but.
Love Turtleboy sports but sins weed dune gots leegalised TB’s gramer nd splling iz ull phcked p.
Found the problem:
“was treated by paramedics for overdose symptoms.”