Turtleboy Investigates

Ludlow Slugpump Sisters Swear Their Fundraiser Is Legit After Man Roofies And Rapes Younger One Causing Brain Damage Despite Previous Arrests For Knocking Friend Unconscious, Inconsistent Stories

 

This is Danielle and Jessica Martin, sisters from Ludlow.

 

 

  

In 2016 they made headlines after getting arrested twice in a month for violent offenses. The first came outside of a Springfield bar when they kicked the shit out of a girl for the crime of being friends with Jessica’s ex-boyfriend.

Two sisters charged with pummeling another woman outside a Springfield bar in 2016 have been sentenced to one year of probation and ordered to obtain anger management counseling. Danielle Martin, 22, of Springfield, and Jessica Martin, 27, of Ludlow, admitted to facts sufficient for a guilty finding on reduced assault and battery charges during a hearing last week in Springfield District Court. Under a plea agreement approved by Judge Robert Murphy, the two cases were continued without a finding for one year. During that period, the sisters must report to their probation officers, pay a $65 monthly probation fee, and have no contact with the alleged victim.

The sisters allegedly kicked and punched a 25-year-old woman outside Rory Fitzgerald’s bar on Page Boulevard on Sept. 21, 2016, leaving her unconscious on the sidewalk. A week later, they pleaded not guilty to one count each of assault and battery with serious bodily injury, and were both released on $500 bail. Averting a trial, the sisters agreed on March 29 to admit to a reduced misdemeanor charge of assault and battery as part of the agreement reached by Assistant District Attorney Colleen Monroe and their lawyers. The alleged victim, meanwhile, claimed the sisters were “looking for her” because she was friends with Jessica Martin’s ex-boyfriend. She was diagnosed with a concussion and has no memory of the fight, she wrote.

“I was told that both girls fought me and Jessica kicked me in the face … all over nothing,” she wrote.

Five weeks later the younger sister Danielle had another incident revolving around a dude and ended up getting arrested for assaulting some WNEC cops.

A Springfield woman charged with punching and kicking another woman outside a city bar is facing new charges after allegedly tangling with campus police at Western New England University. Danielle N. Martin, 21, pleaded not guilty in Springfield District Court last week to disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and assault and battery on a public employee. The arraignment came five weeks after Martin and her sister, Jessica, 26, of Ludlow, pleaded not guilty to aggravated assault charges after allegedly pummeling a woman outside Rory Fitzgerald’s on Page Boulevard in September.

The new charges were filed after WNEU police received a call that a college-age woman was wandering around campus after having fallen and possibly suffered a head injury, according to the arrest report. The woman had just run across a parking lot and entered her car, the caller said. When police approached the car, Martin appeared distraught and drunk, but assured police she was “chillin.'” The words “slut” and “whore” had been carved into the front passenger door, the report said. As police questioned her, Martin became increasingly agitated, the report said.

“You ain’t real cops,” she yelled several times. As Martin attempted to walk away, the officers were concerned that she might wander into traffic on Wilbraham Road. When an officer grabbed her arm, she responded, “Don’t touch me, bitch,” and struck the officer in the chest, the report said.

She was arrested and taken to Springfield police headquarters. Along the way, she cried, yelled and kicked doors and windows in the cruiser, the report said.

You know your family is ratchet when your Dad’s name is Kenny and even he makes fun of you for not being able to stay clean for more than 12 minutes.

Anyway, a bunch of people messaged me about this fundraiser Jessica started at the end of November for her younger sister, alleging that Danielle was paralyzed in the hospital with brain damage after some friends of her’s roofied her and raped her, and she’s raised over $1,100 for her bills.

Just to review:

  • Unnamed friends drugged her and left her unconscious, presumably after having their way with her
  • Her brain doesn’t work and she can’t talk or walk
  • Legs no longer work and may never work again
  • Medical bills will be sky high with no explanation as to why insurance isn’t paying for it
  • She went an undisclosed amount of time without oxygen going to her brain and is somehow alive

And since they have such a stellar reputation in the community you’ll just have to believe them.

Jessica has been posting links to her sister’s fundraiser nearly every day since November 25.

 

 

 

 

But of course many were skeptical given their reputation, and quickly a much more believable story about Danielle overdosing on drugs Jessica got her and Jessica using it as a chance to scam emerged.

And when ratchet sisters scamming on Facebook are involved it can only mean one thing…..

Fact check – true.

Soon pictures emerged of Jessica’s baby daddy buying a new XBox, and Jessica rocking a new Movado on IG.

Danielle herself has told people that she’s no longer in the hospital.

But if Jessica was pocketing the cash, wouldn’t Danielle rat on her? Well, according to the streets it has been alleged that Danielle owes money to Jessica, and Dad Kenny decided the best way to repay the debt would be for Jessica to scam people with this elaborate GoFundMe scam.

Perfectly normal family.

Kenny himself in text messages said that Danielle had heroin, fentanyl, cocaine, acid, and partridge and a pear tree in her blood, along with bruises consistent with sexual assault.

He blamed the whole thing on a guy named John, who he said normally gets his drugs from Jessica, but Jessica wouldn’t sell him drugs because she knew that they would end up with her sister.

Perfectly normal family.

Dad has to be in on the scam because he’s been telling people that the money is going to his bank account, even though Jessica started it.

Keep in mind, Danielle is allegedly brain dead and can’t walk, yet has been messaging and friend requesting people for weeks because she apparently missed the memo about the scam.

Dad also claims that Danielle is in the hospital until December 23, and for some reason doesn’t have health insurance until a month after that.

Of course no bills or evidence of this has been provided and you’ll just have to take the word of a ratchet clan from Ludlow most famous for beating their friend unconscious in a parking lot over a dude.

Nevertheless the Martin sisters have their defenders, including a woman from Holyoke named Pumpkin.

And if you can’t trust a bitch from Holyoke named Pumpkin then who can you trust? Here’s what she had to say.

It’s a letter from what appears to be a clinical care coordinator RN confirming that Danielle was at Mercy Medical Center before being transferred to rehab where she will remain until December 23.

She also posted a picture of Danielle in the hospital holding a sign she wrote identifying herself as Danielle, and wearing a wrist band that supposedly means she can’t walk.

Of course no one ever doubted that she was in the hospital or rehab, because that’s where you go when you overdose on drugs. The fundraiser was created because some guy allegedly roofied her and insurance didn’t cover anything, and of course no evidence of that has been presented.

Meanwhile brain dead Danielle is thankful.

 Anyway, Jessica must’ve seen that people were tagging Turtleboy on her posts and attempted to preemptively message in an attempt to prevent publication. The mere fact that you’re reading this right now is indicative that her efforts failed. Here’s how it went.

As you can see she speaks fluent Ratchetese, and has rehearsed the talking points from Kenny. Her evidence that she wasn’t scamming included screenshots of people accusing her of scamming, as well as text messages between her grandmother and Danielle that prove that Danielle is in fact brain dead.

Perfectly normal family.

I still had many questions, such as, “huh?”

Keep in mind that at this point I had no idea what the hell was going on and didn’t have time to read that all over, interpret it, and respond. She then informed me that my reputation was on the line and that no one would donate to Turtleboy if I blogged about her.

Being lectured about your how to maintain your reputation by a woman most associated with selling drugs and kicking the shit out of people in parking lots is like being lecture on black lives matter by the bloods and crips.

She then sent me a picture of Danielle in the hospital and text messages that proved it wasn’t a scam because “her brain damage.”

Then she sent me the forced picture she made her sister pose for in order to not end up on Turtleboy.

Keep in mind, I hadn’t told her I was planning on writing about this and she was already calling me a piece of shit. Can’t wait to see how she handles this now.

I never disputed that she was in the hospital, but what I wanted was evidence that she had been drugged by a boy, since that was what was being used to solicit donations. Of course she didn’t have an answer for that, but she did have a screenshot from Facebook telling her that her fundraiser is legit.

The thing about that is it proves nothing, since these things are all automated by Facebook anyway. Anyone who’s reported graphic content only to be told it doesn’t violate Facebook’s community standards knows that.

At the end of the day what we have here is a baseless claim with zero corroborating evidence that’s been used to raise over $1,100 for a chick who may or may not have given her sister bad heroin that she overdosed on. But if any of the Martin clan wants to come on the live show with new evidence they’re more than welcomed to reach out to me and we can make that happen. I’m sure Bret and I will be discussing it anyway.

 

 

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59 Comment(s)
  • Pat
    January 15, 2021 at 7:16 pm

    Real journalism is reporting facts, not falsehoods and half truths.

    You have contributed to falsehoods. You should be ashamed or yourself and start doing something better with your life. This girl you have made fun if and spread falsehoods and half truths is on deah’s door after taking a turn for the worse.

    You are the disgusting piece of filth. More fundraising, which your story hurt, could have helped.

    If Dani dies die, I hope she haunts you until the day you die, asshole.

  • All Day Ass Buffet
    December 22, 2020 at 12:54 am

    I’d like to tongue punch the blonde’s fart box while she sits on my face reverse cowgirl style and smothers me to death with my face stuck in her sweaty ass crack.Then she can start a Go-Fund Me for her dead “Facebook Husband”. I’m ok taking one for their team.

  • Jalajhia Finklea
    December 20, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    If the Martin Sisters had a Baby Sistah she’d look like me

  • Hunter the Trade Ambassador
    December 19, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    5G stuff, a lot of China White, X royalties and I’ll throw in these 2 sisters for Taiwan?

    Fair?

  • Yogi Berra
    December 19, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    My catcher’s mitt wasn’t as well worn, beat up and used. The other poor bastard took the bruising

  • pleasedofentantyl
    December 19, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    hopefully they all OD and die asap.

  • I call bullshit
    December 19, 2020 at 12:50 pm

    There is no way a guy would spend a couple of days with this girl. Let’s face it, these aren’t the girls you cuddle.

    I can’t wait to see the veggie in a wheelchair. The never ending jokes on fb by her dad. Its hard to believe parents like that raised these two criminals. I love that family pic. If inbreeding had a face. Do they all have fetal alcohol syndrome?

  • The Lee sisters, Homely and Ugly
    December 19, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    Now we donate to junkies od’ing. This family has been on masshealth for generations, look at them. Still making your sister pay you back when you sold a bad batch…that’s cold lol. $1400 to white trash junkie inbreds is like hitting the lotto. That pic of the vegetable holding the paper looking a little more pathetic than usual is glorious lol. Is that the gofund me face? How long before that shit gets resold? Hey kid, don’t get used to the Nintendo switch, pretty soon diago’s kids gonna have it. Get used to a life full of disappointments.

    Sluts getting roofied lol God at least make it believable. That girl hasn’t needed to be roofied since she was single digits, right dad

  • Jack
    Got the look
    December 19, 2020 at 12:07 am

    Every parasite of society knows how to play the GoFundMe game. Another example!

  • Donate toTB gofundme instead
    December 18, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    Poor ladies.. just being used as.click bait for TB.

    You just donate to TB instead, he is seeking fund to learn how to be a journalist.

    Je copies and paste more than I do. And that is saying something

    Wear a mask and save a life!

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    • Should've stayed on the reservation!
      December 19, 2020 at 11:47 am

      She’s dead, get over it. Go find that one person that believed in her….its not here

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    December 18, 2020 at 8:23 pm

    It seems to me that brain damage, drug overdoses, walking funny and bruised genitals are just part of daily life for these two Berkshire hillbillies.

    So what’s the GoFundMe for again?

    Also, would. But I’d keep a knife handy just in case.

  • Bill Realist
    December 18, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    Would. And definitely would the brain dead one, as long as she’s still brain dead

    • Bill Cosby
      December 19, 2020 at 6:09 pm

      Yeah tell me about it. I wouldn’t even have to waste a roofie on that fine piece

      • Dr Fauci
        December 19, 2020 at 6:13 pm

        As long as you both are wearing masks I see absolutely nothing wrong with it.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    December 18, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    I’d take a blumpkin from pumpkin.

  • Gangster Talk
    December 18, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    The older one looks like she could suck peanut butter through a straw. Get me some penicillin and I’m good to go.

    • Elegant Elliot Offen
      December 18, 2020 at 8:27 pm

      Riiight?!?!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 18, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    More euthanasia candidates.

  • Bam
    December 18, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    These two are long overdue for a good spanking,and I sure for a few bucks they go for it. Their dead for the neck up!

  • MGTOW TURTLE
    December 18, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    Never ever am I wrong about the wahhhmens.
    If two brothers beat the shit out of their friend and it was their first time they would have done a 2 banga.
    The pussy pass is real and the courts need to stop accepting it. If the hack judge would have not accepted the pussy pass these two might have learned their lesson.
    These are you wahhman of today. These are the wahhmen idiot dudes would fight over and possibly give their life for.

  • Gigantic Ratchet Crockpot
    December 18, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    No dog filters?

  • caveman
    December 18, 2020 at 11:03 am

    Fact: Just because she was/is in the hospital or rehab doesn’t make the fund raiser real. Here’s the deal, plenty of people have strokes after OD’ing…. That wrist band says “fall risk”, which makes sense if she OD’d and had a stroke. It would aslo explain why she needs to go to Weldon…A rehab facility that many stroke patients go to. In closing, it seems a lot more likely that she took drugs, overdosed, had a stroke, and ended up in the hospital than her getting roofied, raped, and unable to walk.

    • So easy to understand that even a caveman...
      December 18, 2020 at 11:52 am

      I just read a blog suggesting the same thing.

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    December 18, 2020 at 10:39 am

    22 years of age **FIVE WEEKS LATER*** 21 years of age….. wtf

  • If Only...
    December 18, 2020 at 10:22 am

    If she were some rich antifa fraud LARPing as an impoverished junkie she’d have a job at Boston Medical Center where she could study people who have lived hard in order to improve her costume and overall persona.

  • Dick GoZinya
    December 18, 2020 at 10:02 am

    How is this brain damaged girl from Pudlow any different from all the other Pudlow chicks?

    • CLINT FLICKER
      December 18, 2020 at 10:10 am

      These two crazy broad are like a black widow spider. Sex then insanity. They fuck you and then beat the shit out of you.

      Drugs are bad mmmkay. Don’t do drugs or you could end up like these two hoes.

  • hartf811
    Downtown
    December 18, 2020 at 10:01 am

    The 2 pound booger in her nose tells me all I need to know about this story.
    Glamor shots to Heroin cake in her left nostril. Her trajectory is stellar.

    • Baccarat
      December 18, 2020 at 11:00 am

      Probably from some kinky Asian John who’s into nasal. The casino brings in a lot of out of towners.

  • Hunter Biden
    December 18, 2020 at 9:26 am

    Jessica Martin is a 3 input model.

  • Mom’s Basement
    December 18, 2020 at 9:19 am

    I’m now offering inpatient services and there’s plenty of room on the futon for a junkie hottie. Do not go to the front door, follow the footprints around the side to the bulkhead.

  • Ron Jeremy
    December 18, 2020 at 8:50 am

    Happy 30th Birthday, Grandma!!!!!!!

  • Dr. Kildaire
    December 18, 2020 at 8:23 am

    ” wearing a wrist band that supposedly means she can’t walk ”
    Yellow wristbands are given to those with a high fall risk..

    • Orion
      December 18, 2020 at 11:54 am

      And also something you’d be given after the effects of a drug overdose, and not something you’d even need if you were bed ridden and brain damaged.

  • Orion
    December 18, 2020 at 8:13 am

    Uh, people don’t “get better” when they’re vegetative and with brain damage. Prayers aren’t going to help, either. Even the inconsistent wording of the fundraiser is suspicious as fuck.

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    December 18, 2020 at 8:10 am

    Not to paint with too fine a brush, but I’d fuck the pair of them hollow.

    • Greta Thunberg
      December 18, 2020 at 8:28 am

      How Dare You!!!

  • Jimmy The Greek
    December 18, 2020 at 7:21 am

    Go Fund Me charges each account a 10% vig..that means they made $140 on these Junkies..but TB gets their PayPal account shut down. Can’t make this shit up

  • Brown Eye
    December 18, 2020 at 7:03 am

    I’d like to bang these two chicks and their mom while daddy watches.

    • Daddy loves his girls
      December 19, 2020 at 12:20 pm

      Something tells me the dad doesn’t just watch.

  • Bill Clinton
    December 18, 2020 at 6:07 am

    I’d have a 3-way with ’em.

    Just use a fake name, like, I dunno, Aidan.

  • Fang Fang
    December 18, 2020 at 12:47 am

    Massachusetts is a failed state…run!

  • Ted Bundys VW
    December 17, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    I’d hit the brunette. Over and over again with a pipe wrench.

  • The ghost of Jalajhia Finklea
    December 17, 2020 at 10:54 pm

    I used to lie, do drugs, have unprotected sex with strange men, and make poor life choices. I died as a trashy pregnant teen in Florida. Hopefully these women can change their awful ways.

    • Wamp
      December 19, 2020 at 9:02 am

      MASHPEE – Cape & Islands District Attorney Michael O’Keefe and Mashpee Police Chief Scott Carline announced the following:
      On December 18th at approximately 11:12 am Mashpee Police received numerous 911 calls regarding a disturbance outside 1 Wampanoag Drive in Mashpee. Police responded to the area and located a male individual, later identified as Andrew Baily, 26,, acting erratically. Upon entering the apartment, police located Baily’s mother Cheryl Crowell, 60, in a bedroom unresponsive. The victim was transported to Falmouth Hospital where she succumbed to her injuries.

      Baily was taken into custody and has been charged with Murder, Strangulation, and Assault and Battery in connection with the death of his mother. He will be arraigned early next week.

  • $ 1,400
    December 17, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    $ 1,400 ??? WOW! What a nest egg! I can plan my retirement right now with that kind of dough! Wish I was as wealthy as you two crazy cunt bags.

    • Donald J Trump
      December 18, 2020 at 12:21 am

      I’m sending you $600 because I love big government handouts! I wanted it to be more! Enjoy!

  • Drugs
    December 17, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    These two could be a modern day educational anti drug use commercial.

    “These are two crazy sisters. These are two crazy sisters on drugs. Any questions?”

    Don’t do drugs kids. Drugs are bad. You could end up like these two. Fucked up. And bragging about having 1,400 dollars.

  • Crazy ladies
    December 17, 2020 at 10:05 pm

    These ladies are freaks on the streets. Usually it’s the other way around. Wow. If they are this crazy in public I can only imagine how crazy good it must be to make mattress music with these two loco bitches.

  • Girl Power
    December 17, 2020 at 9:46 pm

    At least they didn’t waste any time going to Simmons College.

    • College is a good investment
      December 17, 2020 at 10:15 pm

      Cmon. College is a good investment. $ 50,000 a year to take informing abs educational life changing courses such as “Indian basket weaving of modern times” and “racial inequality of the 90’s”. Don’t forget “how to be a successful feminist.”

      If only these two crazy sisters went to college… they would be working in an emergency room instead of admitted to one for a drug overdose.

  • Look to the mom
    December 17, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    It is an old wives tale. If you want to see what a chick will look like in 20 years look to the mother. Fuck that’s scary shit! If you fuck these chicks now – leave while they are still young. Time will not be kind to their looks if they take after their mom.

  • I hate these mother fucking dicks
    December 17, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    That right there is a Bizarro Norman Rockwell family right there, obviously the dad’s sperm load was way down when those two were conceived, I think it started curdling in the breech…Go fund me is the biggest scam in the world, I need to invent one to raise some free cash.

    • Go Fund Me Idea
      December 17, 2020 at 9:27 pm

      Go Fund Me – here’s a good one – “I always wanted kids. It was my life long dream. I met these two broads in Ludlow. They said they were sisters. I really liked them. They said they would mother my children. I fucked them both. They kicked the living shit out of me after intercourse then laughed and said they are both in the pill. During the ass kicking they gave me I got kicked in the lambadas a couple two three times. It hurt. I blacked out. When I woke up in the hospital they tested me for Covid and said they had to remove my testicles during emergency surgery due to the trauma. I can now no longer ejaculate. And these girls won’t return my texts. I’m devastated. My only hope is adoption. Please donate to my go fund me”. HOW’S THAT FOR A GO FUND ME STORY TO RAISE MONEY. GET CREATIVE LIKE THESE TWO HOES.

      • LMFAO
        December 17, 2020 at 9:29 pm

        So crazy it just might work!

        • Try it
          December 17, 2020 at 9:32 pm

          Try it. The made up story example above isn’t any crazier than these two insane broads.

  • Bet these girls are fun
    December 17, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    These girls must be fun in the sack. They fuck you (you don’t fuck them) and then they kick the living shit out of their mate.

    Hall and Oates had a song… “She’s a man beater”

    PS – most people make more than 1,400 a month. Even on minimum wage. I wouldn’t brag about having 1,400 bucks in a cash app. Just sayin.

  • Wait a minute!
    December 17, 2020 at 8:56 pm

    Their dad ripped on them on social media for not being sober? I’m aching from head to toe from shoveling all day and I’m laughing myself sore!

    I used to cringe at dads and their dad jokes, but this guy, went a completely different route.

    Shit, this is making my night!

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