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The man accused of urinating on American flags at the Somerville Veterans Memorial Cemetery was on a date at the time, the woman pictured with him told police. Michael Lacey, 31, faces charges of willful defacement of a monument, American flag or veteran’s grave marker, open and gross lewdness and disturbing the peace. A warrant has been issued for his arrest. Lacey has a listed address in Boston and an address in Cambridge where he has been known to stay, according to documents filed in Somerville District Court. The woman, who is not being charged, told police she had recently met Lacey on the OkCupid dating website and they hung out for the third time on Monday, Sept. 10.
According to the police report, the woman said she and Lacey spent some of the day drinking wine at her apartment before walking to the St. Paul Cemetery in Arlington and drinking wine again in a quiet wooded area. On their way home they went into the Veterans Memorial Cemetery, where Lacey allegedly ripped the flags at the front of a memorial out of the ground and threw them between the statue and the wall. She said Lacey made “some type of anti-government comment,” the report stated.
Lacey then said he had to go to the bathroom and walked to the area where he had thrown the flags, according to the report. The woman turned and walked toward the sidewalk as he started urinating and saw a man yelling as he approached them, she told police. The woman told police she did not know Lacey well but had conversations with him “regarding his outlook on political views and his dislike for American government policies and the current president,” according to the report.
You gotta be shitting me. They were on an OkCupid date??? Who the hell takes a romantic trip to the cemetery while drinking boxed wine on a third date? And who dates someone who dresses like this for dates?
Bullshit. She’s just trying to act like it was all him and she barely knew the dude. Bitch, you knew EXACTLY what this maggot stood for. He’s your type. You went out with him not once, not twice, but three times, because you guys see eye to eye. You acted as his lookout. You could’ve told him not to do it, but instead you were an accomplice. Maia Brown-Jackson’s politics are the same as his. You believe America is an evil sexist racist place with an evil sexist racist President.
The two of you were pounding cheap wine in the woods because you’re both cheap losers who can’t afford to go on real dates. You blame all your problems on the wage gap, and the patriarchy, and Wall Street. You like socialism because it benefits dregs like you at the expense of successful people, and you hate capitalism because it encourages hard work.
Let’s be clear – he tried to IMPRESS her by pissing on flags at a veteran’s cemetery. Know why? Because he knew it would IMPRESS her. Because that’s the kind of basic bitch Maia Brown-Jackson is. Then they went back to her overpriced Somerville slam den, read the complete works of Howard Zinn, and gargled down his baby batter.
Tufts should expel her from school too. She participated in a crime, and violated their student code. If she had vandalized the local high school by painting a swastika or Pepe the frog, she’d be expelled already.