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Malaysian Sensation Serial Burglar In The People’s Republic Of Cambridge Busted After Breaking Into Neighbor’s Apartment On A Street That Only Has Two Buildings

When there are only like 2 residential buildings on your street, you should probably learn to not shit where you eat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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SOURCE: “A Cambridge man was recently arrested in connection to a series of unarmed burglaries, police said.

Pringgo Huson, 24, of Leighton Street was arrested at his residence, where police found several items believed to be taken in break-ins.

One of the recent break-ins occurred Thursday at a Leighton Street apartment, in which a female resident heard an unknown person open her door late at night. She screamed and the suspect fled. The apartment building was also broken into the week before.

Surveillance video of the break-ins purports to show Huson as the suspect, police said. Husin said he has entered several Cambridge apartments without the residents’ consent or knowledge the last two years, police said.”

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OK, Pringles, listen here. You live on Leighton Street in Cambridge. There is a grand total of 2 residential buildings on the entire fucking street.

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What in the fucking world would possess someone to burgle your neighbors?  I am guessing Kung Fu Panda here thought he was a hell of a lot stealthier than he actually is.

 

 

I mean, I can’t see this dude being light on his feet

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So Pringles stumbles into his neighbor’s apartment last Thursday, probably throwing in a few clumsy panda rolls for good measure, wakes the chick up. She screams, probably thinking the Boston Tickler is back in town, and he scrambles to hightail it out of there and back to his own abode.

 

After he gets caught up for last Thursday’s incident, he goes and admits to robbing his other neighbors for the last two years! Holy hell, Hamburglar. Settle down!

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It’s not like this kid is an idiot, he graduated from Suffolk

PH2

So what in the holy hell is he doing hunting through his neighbors digs and rifling through their shit?

 

He seems like a decent dude, you know, saving France in his spare time

PH5

 

I am scratching my head on this one. The apartments he lives in start at $2200 +/- for a studio and reach well into the $7k/mo. range, so, he likely has decent means to begin with. What would possess him to rob his neighbors over the last two years? I guess it depends on what he was stealing, too. If he’s ganking his lady-neighbors’ knickers, then, OK. But you could also search CL and buy some, like from Kooky Kara, the Canadian SJW swindling the American people I wrote about the other day.

Either way, glad that the Malaysian Sensation Mr. Pringles is off the streets of The People’s Republic of Cambridge. All the earthy-crunchies can sleep well tonight in their organic bamboo sheets, knowing that this bumbling fool is not gonna panda roll into their living room at any given hour.

4 Comment(s)
  • LPC
    May 9, 2017 at 8:34 pm

    Hey Author…

    You used “panda roll” twice.

    Learn how to write why don’t ya.

    Sincerely,

    The Literary Prize of the Century.

  • Joe Shmidlap
    May 9, 2017 at 8:01 am

    You want poo poo platter for two?! You been here 4 hour now you go home!

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    May 9, 2017 at 12:38 am

    I’m thinking he’s a bit of a boozer who gets a case of the walk-arounds when he’s had a few too many handmade home brew specialties at whatever hipster doofus hangout he frequents in Cambridge after work.

  • May 8, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    please tell me his visa has expired…if we don’t get him out quick he’ll do a dance video-i can feel it coming…

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