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Man Boobed Fall River Barstool Sports Employee Says Cancel Culture Isn’t Real And You Only Lose Your Job If You Rape Someone

 

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This is John Feitelberg from Fall River.

He’s a 31 year old blogger and podcast host for Barstool Sports, the only job he’s ever known.

John is the lucky sperm of John Feitelberg, the President of HUB International.

His grandfather Joseph Feitelberg founded a successful insurance/brokerage firm, and has been honored as a commencement speaker at UMass Dartmouth. His other grandfather, John H. O’Neil, was a well respected judge. Feitelberg attended Portsmouth Abbey in Rhode Island for high school, where tuition for boarding students is $63,050, while the day tuition is a measly $39,810.

He’s had everything handed to him in life (with the exception of having to live in Fall River), the only job he’s ever had involves writing blogs in his underpants, and he knows absolutely nothing about how the world works. In other words, he is the ideal content creator for Barstool Sports.

Last week Obama made headlines when he said that leftists have to chill out with cancel culture because mobs of blue checkmarks on Twitter who get people fired for shit they said 8 years ago aren’t doing anything to advance actual social justice. He was 1,000% right, but according to man boobs cancel culture isn’t real. That’s what he said in a podcast last week on KFC Radio starting around the 21 minute mark.

I broke down what a moron he is on today’s podcast.

The only people who think cancel culture isn’t real are people who haven’t been cancelled, and people who are in the “in group” and aren’t in danger of being cancelled. Feitelberg hasn’t been cancelled, despite saying controversial things in the past, because he works for Barstool Sports. And for the most part Dave Portnoy isn’t going to fire employees because blue checkmarks demand it. But he’s done it before (Chris Spags, Francis Ellis), and he’d do it to man boobs in a second if he said the wrong thing. Fortunately for him he’s not in danger of ever saying anything interesting enough to get cancelled over.

This is the difference between Turtleboy and Barstool. We have actual adults who have deal with actual life problems and understand how the world works. Dave employs college bros in their underpants who wake up at 9:30. Their biggest demographic is 18-24, which is our smallest demographic. Our’s is 35-44 followed by 25-34. People who work for a living, have families, pay taxes, and understand how fucked up the world is.

Man boobs did an interview with the Herald News last year that sums up his world view perfectly. Here’s some quotes that basically sum what a moron he is.

Everyone here more or less works for themselves so I guess I would say I’m the CEO of me.

Translation – I don’t know what it’s like to have a real boss, so I’m pretty immune to cancel culture.

Most weekends I’ll just lay on the couch and watch Netflix until I have to be at work again.

I pretty much hate anyone who can afford to lay on the couch all weekend and watch Netflix. If this is an option for you then you’re completely insulated from reality.

This was a good one.

I think like a lot of media coverage these days, people notice it’s getting clicks so everyone picks up on it, with each subsequent outlet trying to one up the last headline and make it more inflammatory, then it spirals out of control and gets pretty ridiculous.

Oh, you mean like cancel culture? But wait, I thought that doesn’t exist?

Just for the record, he works for an organization that has been victimized by cancel culture. Barstool had a show on ESPN that lasted one episode before a mob of blue checkmarks harassed the network until they agreed to drop them. They used to do “blackout” parties, in which college kids got wasted and had fun, but got cancelled because feminists said that it was rape culture.

Barstool employs Kirk Minihane now, and the only reason he’s there is because he was cancelled by ONE FUCKING GUY at WEEI. Bob Murchison, a man of no real significance, armed only with a gmail account, single handedly got multiple advertisers to drop their partnership with WEEI by bombarding them with misleading emails filled with intentional misinformation. Since then a guy who lied about graduating from Harvard and likely lied about his military service nearly got Minihane’s show cancelled with the help of another Barstool employee (Chaps).

Meanwhile, I invented cancel culture. I quit my job at Shepherd Hill because a mob of people bombarded the school with complaints about Turtleboy being an offensive blog. I had previously been suspended for 5 days after publishing a blog on my old website (AidanFromWorcester.com) because I said that 300 pound linemen for the Miami Dolphins can’t be the victim of bullying. Because I held these opinions I was cancelled. Then I started this blog and have lost countless advertisers, been blacklisted by Google AdSense and Twitter, lost over 40 Facebook pages with close to a million followers, and been sued multiple times in an attempt to silence my speech. The things that we deal with on a day to day basis are so foreign to this lucky sperm shithead.

Off the top of my head the following other people have been victims of cancel culture, and I explain why in the podcast.

  • Colin Kaepernick (sorry, it’s undeniable)
  • Carson King
  • Roseanne
  • Shane Gillis
  • Bret Weinstein
  • Megyn Kelly
  • Kyle Kashuv
  • Steven Crowder
  • Brett Kavanaugh
  • Dean Ronald Sullivan

There’s millions more. They literally went through Kavanaugh’s yearbook because he’s too old to have old tweets dug up. Anyone who thinks cancel culture isn’t real should be relentlessly mocked because they are morons.

 

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54 Comment(s)
  • TheCureForHope
    November 13, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    Sometimes you don’t learn till the whole loss is over. Praise God the Grafton firefighters and surrround

  • Josh Tibbits Audit This Bitch Tits
    November 7, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    I want to fondle his tits with baby oil and rub my nipples in his asshole and scrotum.

    • Bill Weld
      November 7, 2019 at 11:34 pm

      SHUT THE FUCK UP.
      I want those tits bad. We is goin on a date this weekend.
      I is jest tryin to figger owt how to fuck him up da ass, while I suck on his tits at da same time !!

  • Brian
    November 7, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    You need to work on your headlines, stop trying to be barstool. You are not barstool, you get 25-50 votes on a blog you post. You do good reporting, the over top adjectives don’t make it better. It’s too over the top. Literally every headline is the same fucking thing

    • Russmo
      November 7, 2019 at 3:10 pm

      Brian I agree
      TB headlines are all the same
      It’s like high school kids write them
      Some of the reporting is ok
      But some of the shit they report on is just a non story

  • Cottonmouth
    November 6, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    Hi…… My name is Cottonmouth lol. I am a 51 yo female and I have my BSN in nursing. I’m in a smaller part of your demographics but I’ve been recruiting! We are the old fucks who stand for the National Anthem -because we are not fucktards- And we stand for Turtleboy.
    Cancel culture most certainly does exist. Fuck the assholes who hear no evil, see no evil but sure as hell speak a whole lotta evil. And fuck that Murchison twat & the prez of Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if they spoon at night.

  • BlackHardStools
    November 6, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    “Hey, quick everybody, Uncle Turtle posted a blog about Barstool!” This shit seems to spread like wild fire between all of you who are butthurt in the comment section. It’s like y’all race to read a Uncle’s blog. Instead of pretending you don’t care, Get A Life.

    • Dick Scratcher
      November 7, 2019 at 3:54 am

      Here’s a thought.

      It would be just absolutely peachy if you would just fuck right off and stick your head in an oil sump.

      Now off you fuck, there’s a lamb.

  • Massholio
    November 6, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    I got ejected by barstool# when they wanted $200 to post comments. Now there are 1-3 comments per post. No more. No less. Posted by interns mostly complimentary of the blog. The blogs are no more than maybe 500 words written by people who appear to have maybe community college writing skills if that.
    I know one guy went to Harvard and played hockey and is a decent golfer. I know another guy was in the Marines in Afghanistan or Iraq and has to go to prison on weekends for fucking up a cop when he was shitfaced. Then there is one woman who is a veteran. Dunno which one is lying about Harvard and the military since Portnoy employs about 1,200 bloggers with obtuse nicknames who all look and sound alike. Even their nicknames sound alike like there are two nicknames with “jac” in them for some unknown reason. That’s all I know except it takes about three minutes to read everything posted on the site in a 24 hour period.

  • Rod Ramsey
    November 6, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    Oh boy finally a comment section that’s getting everybody fired up. For some reason I don’t think this will be the last of it.

  • ANGRY GIANT
    November 6, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    Man boobs are sometimes caused by constant exposure to THC. Breast reduction surgery for men is very profitable for surgeons.

  • Cheddah
    November 6, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    Although I am pretty shocked to see the size of Feitelberg’s man boobs, they’re in no comparison to Josh Abrams’…

  • murf4321
    November 6, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Boy I love the barstool bitch crew. What a collection of millenial buffoons.

  • true story
    November 6, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    He’s not as dumb as he looks.
    No one could be that stupid.

  • Y
    November 6, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    I bet he has a smaller pecker than bitchtits Abrams 3.5 inches and I hope someone posts a pic so I can see it LOL

    • Y
      November 6, 2019 at 6:40 pm

      Fraud.

  • Stool Dude
    November 6, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    Go ahead little boy.

    Come at Barstool.

    Us Stoolies will crush you like the little insignificant bug you are.

    • murf4321
      November 6, 2019 at 5:17 pm

      lol, go back to class you child. Sweet name, way to define yourself by a blog.

      • LOLz
        November 6, 2019 at 5:46 pm

        Don’t be jealous.

        Being one of “uncles” bitches is cool too.

  • Y
    November 6, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    Hey Feits:
    Be fruitful and multiply; don’t be fruity and blow a guy.

  • green grass and high times
    November 6, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    I’m still upset the j correia didn’t get reelected as mayor in fall river I don’t want those purple bags back.

  • TurtleNoose
    November 6, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    What a pathetic cuck……

  • Captain Trips
    November 6, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    1976 called and wants their hairstyle back

  • Stoolie
    November 6, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    ” This is the difference between Turtleboy and Barstool”. There are a few others let me enlighten you…
    1. The Barstool brand is worth (at least) 100 million $.
    2. Portnoy’s pizza reviews draw bigger crowds than your public speaking engagements.
    3. He gets national endorsements (Pepsi, etc)
    4. His blog actually talks about sports, a lot.
    5. He has a summer home on Nantucket.
    6. He hangs out with A list celebs.
    7. Barstool podcasts get 1.8 billion listeners a month. That’s billion with a B

    Your an underachiever stop acting like your a victim…

    • Suburban dude
      November 6, 2019 at 2:36 pm

      *you’re

      Ya fuckin doofus.

    • Super Sleuth
      November 6, 2019 at 2:47 pm

      Found the Barstool intern.

    • Y
      November 6, 2019 at 3:44 pm

      Is Dave kind enough to give you a reach around?

      • murf4321
        November 6, 2019 at 5:24 pm

        Nah, Dave doesn’t even know who this moron is. It’s just another sycophant barstool buffoon with no brain.

    • murf4321
      November 6, 2019 at 5:18 pm

      Here’s another way:

      Stool is run by infants for infants.

      • LOLz
        November 6, 2019 at 5:42 pm

        those “infants” actually make money

  • John Blutarsky
    November 6, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    That right there is a man who is proud of his boobies. I’ll bet his boyfriend likes them too. They are bigger titties than a lot of women have.

  • Sad!
    November 6, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    Such a sad transparent attempt to get the attention of Barstool so they’ll recognize your existence. Didn’t Minehan put in a good word for you?

    NEWSFLASH: You’re tool old to be relevant there.

  • This is ghey
    November 6, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    I demand you post a topless picture to compare.

  • Uncle kraft
    November 6, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    If your a Jew you get away with rape and pedophilia sorry TB you should of converted. You might still have a real job you lost over a fake football game,lol.

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 6, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    Why the FUCK do people still think Kaeperdink got blacked balled. Dude played absolutely terrible his last year and OPTED OUT of his contract with the 49ers. He chose to be an activist homo.

  • Love my Weekends in my Hone
    November 6, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    What’s wrong with watching Netflix all weekend? I have a very stressful job Monday through Friday. There are some weekends I don’t leave my house! I have no kids to haul to soccer games. I buy my groceries on the way home from work, specifically so I don’t have to go out on the weekends. I light my candles, light my fireplace and watch Netflix, Amazon, Hulu etc. Occasionally I send the hubs for my morning Starbucks. How does that make me a bad person? That was a strange comment Turtleboy.

    • Correction of Typo
      November 6, 2019 at 1:13 pm

      *Home
      You need a better commenting system.
      #1 cut the anonymity
      #2 enable editing

  • Mike Hunt
    November 6, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    Looks like you riled up some Stoolies.

  • Puck
    November 6, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    Could change the narrative to “Immigrant family moves to mill town in search of work, works hard in terrible conditions, saves every cent not going towards survival to create a better life for their kids so they will have opportunity an not experience the same. Pass on that work ethic and a little opportunity. Those later generations go on to be president of a successful company and blogger who has a Forbes article about him . American Success Story.
    Being jealous of what others have instead of working hard to get where they are is pretty libtastic of you. You will get there someday Tadpoleboy.

  • Cecil B DePool
    November 6, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    Really nice tits
    I bet he gives a good blow job

  • Betty Ford
    November 6, 2019 at 11:48 am

    Kaepernick? I respectfully disagree. I think you can make a bigger case for Tim Tebow and cancel culture. Though I don’t think he’s a victim of it either.

    A few years ago Kap came through Foxboro as QB for San Fran. He couldn’t throw, period. The ball kept coming out of his hand funny, it was plain to see, and footballs were going everywhere.

    Now, could someone take him on and work this out? Sure. But eventually, regardless of how much talent you may or may not have, you might not be worth the headache. Ask AB.

  • Thornton is the only good thing about Barstool
    November 6, 2019 at 11:41 am

    Trannies and persons undergoing the transition from male to female are envious of those tiddays. Those aren’t even man boobs. They’re solid college freshman girl B cups, and they’re the shape of Janet Jackson’s gross grouper tits from the wardrobe malfunction days.

    I understand that playing the sloth and having no pride in appearance is part of this fella’s brand and all, but have SOME respect for yourself, Tits McGee.

  • Old Tom Morris
    November 6, 2019 at 11:39 am

    Feiteltits! I forgot all about him.

    • Old Tom Morris
      November 6, 2019 at 12:00 pm

      Chaps is a douche and a pussy who beat up a cop and put him in the hospital. Then he literally cried in court for leniency.

  • m
    November 6, 2019 at 11:38 am

    A 31 yr old shouldn’t resemble a 59 yr old alcoholic who eats Burger King 4 days a week and gets winded by walking to the mailbox.

    • Cottonmouth
      November 7, 2019 at 6:08 pm

      Aaahaaaahhaaaa!!! Oh the visual is killing me! So accurate.

  • Said Everyone
    November 6, 2019 at 11:38 am

    Fuck Colin Kaepernick
    That’s all I have to say

  • Oliver Sutton
    November 6, 2019 at 11:28 am

    Feitelberg doesn’t have a clue how life actually works. Daddy gave him a start, sending him to boarding school, and he was just smart enough to learn how to write a decent sentence. But not smart enough to know how much of a pampered puke he is,. Portnoy has a talent for finding these useful idiots and using them until they are no longer useful to him. Portnoy will make millions while the rest of them won’t see more than 40k/yr ever in their pathetic lives.

    • LOLz
      November 6, 2019 at 5:44 pm

      Which is 40K more than “Uncle” makes.

      Before getting sued.

  • Bill
    November 6, 2019 at 11:27 am

    I think it’s funny that betas post here instead of on fb where we can see their sad faces.. and if you’ve ever called someone an uncle, you’re most likely the incel

    • Bill
      November 6, 2019 at 12:24 pm

      That shoulda said incel not uncle.. can’t edit it

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      November 6, 2019 at 12:34 pm

      Yeah! Fuck all of my parents male siblings!

      #canceluncles

  • Another victim.
    November 6, 2019 at 11:06 am

    “I quit my job at Shepherd Hill because a mob of people bombarded the school with complaints about Turtleboy being an offensive blog.”

    Grow the fuck up. Thats how life works. You don’t get everything you want. You made a choice. Your blog was more important to you than teaching. I’d lose my job if I posted the things you did. Stop being such a victim and live with your choices like a man. Honestly you sound like every snowflake I’ve encountered who doesn’t get what they want.

  • DOH!
    November 6, 2019 at 11:01 am

    “I pretty much hate anyone who can afford to lay on the couch all weekend and watch Netflix. If this is an option for you then you’re completely insulated from reality.”

    Says the guy who could spend all day Saturday at some silly made up event in the woods with his incel butt buddies.

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