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Manchester Crotch Maggots Caught On Film Stealing Animal Rescue League Donation Jar Have Been Arrested For Stealing From Every Chain Restaurant In The 603

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A bunch of people sent us this Facebook post today (sorry for not responding, we read all of your messages but because all of the admin accounts are suspended we can’t write back, but good on you for sending anyway), showing queefalopes stealing a New Hampshire animal rescue donation jar from the a store counter, while holding a wad of cash in the her other hand:


This is the power of Facebook ladies and gentlemen. This is why it’s such an important tool and should never, ever be censored. Because this has now been shared thousands of times and as a result of that everyone figured out who the perps were within hours.

Initially there was one name that a lot of people were throwing out there…..

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I mean, who else could it possibly be? It’s a shitbag in New Hampshire stealing from a charity fundraiser. If the first name that came to mind wasn’t Tony Deyoung, then you don’t know Tony Deyoung. His slogan is literally, “Tony Deyoung does what he wants, when he wants.” This obviously is not something that is above him.

But then again this is Manchester, and there are no shortage of crotch maggots who would do something like this for their next fix. Plus, the guy in the video looks to be there with his girlfriend, and we all know that no girl would ever willingly allow Tony Deyoung to bury the ground beef in her enchilada. Even the skagbag from his videos has standards.

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Luckily for Tony the guy who made the post went all free my boi on Tony’s behalf:

Turns out it was actually two different slugpumps – Shawn and Amanda Desjardins:

And as you can see from the pictures all over her Facebook page, they’ve reproduced more than once. Don’t worry Amanda, even though you’re a terrible role model who keeps pictures of her children on her public Facebook page while committing crimes, we will not put the whole family photos up here for the world to see. Unlike you, we actually care about the humiliation your children would feel if that happened.

So what does Amanda do for work?

Oh good, she’s a stay at home Mom. Because who needs a job when you can just steal from animal rescue fundraisers instead? And what kind of responsible mother wouldn’t put her habits before the needs of her children?

In the least surprising news of all time, this is just the latest in a long line of scams by these two skimpanzees. Like in 2013 when Amanda was arrested for trying to rip off a Burger King with a flimflam scam:

A Goffstown woman was arrested in what is called a flim flam scam, in which she allegedly tricked a fast food worker into giving her more change than she was due. Amanda Desjardins, 31, of Goffstown, was charged with theft by deception after turning herself in on July 2. Merrimack Police say they were called to the Burger King on Continental Boulevard on June 29 shortly before 8:30 a.m. for a woman who’d been through the drive-thru and allegedly scammed the worker out of $10 by using a flimflam scam. Desjardins left the area in her vehicle but, with the assistance of some witnesses who gave a description of the vehicle, officers were able to make contact with Desjardins.

It doesn’t get much lazier than a ratchet pulling a flimflam scam. The scammer gives the employee a $10, gets back the appropriate change, and then tells the employee that they gave her a $20. You literally just prey on minimum wage workers and hope they’re dumb enough to believe you.

Then she was arrested again the next year for stealing from a Dunkin Donuts:

A 33-year-old Goffstown woman accused of stealing money from Dunkin’ Donuts in Lee was indicted by a Strafford County Superior Court grand jury this month. Amanda Desjardins, of 31 Paige Hill Road, was indicted on a charge of theft by unauthorized taking stemming from an incident that occurred on Aug. 21. According to the indictment, Desjardins “exercised unauthorized control” over money belonging to Dunkin’ Donuts. Desjardins has previously been convicted of a felony theft charge as well as a misdemeanor theft charge. According to a Merrimack Police log, Desjardins was accused in June for an incident in which she allegedly tricked a fast food worker at Burger King into giving her more change than she was due. In the Dunkin’ Donuts case, Desjardins faces a potential sentence of 3½ to 7 years in prison and up to a $4,000 fine.

But don’t get it twisted, she doesn’t JUST steal from chain fast food joints. She also hits up gas stations:

And is constantly getting google trophies for willfull concealment and warrants:

Of course it was Amanda’s job to steal the donation jar because she’s sneakthief of the family. Shawn doesn’t do willfull concealment. He sticks to conspiracy to violate drug laws, reckless conduct, and resisting arrest.

It’s not their fault though – they got that “disease” that’s been going around:

“I am not defending her actions.”

Yea, you’re just justifying and excusing them. Way better. And instead of blaming them for their shitty behavior you’re blaming people on Facebook for “shaming” them. Well guess what hun? Public shaming works. It’s why we do it. Do you have any idea how many people ask themselves, “will this get me on Turtleboy” before engaging in borderline ratcet behavior?

I’ll tell you what wasn’t working – letting Amanda off the hook time and time again for stealing from people. How many times does one have to get arrested before you realize that they’re just ratchet to their core? The worst part is that they have two innocent children. Kids should be able to look up to their parents. Instead Mom and Dad are just a constant source of potential embarrassment. Take away their kids and see what means more to them – the love of their family or the love of heroin and cash. Bet you that “disease” gets cured pretty quickly.

18 Comment(s)
  • Lisa flood
    January 17, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    FLIM FLAM , THAT IS THE SOUND HER PUSSY FLAPS EMITS AS SHE MAKES HER GET AWAY !!!

  • no surprises
    January 16, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    Ginger Woman no further questions your honor.

  • Mandi(with an i) *no college *
    January 13, 2018 at 9:29 pm

    Seriously Guys,

    Doesn’t this American flag draped across my fake cans make me look intelligent? I mean “Merica.” AMMMIRIGHT! YEAH! Just don’t tell my Boyfriend. He’s a wicked tuff retired MMA fighter. I don’t tell him I comment on here because he’s SO tough and busy….more like he’s so fucking embarrassed and ignores me that’s why I troll the comments 😀

  • Fake Rant Queen
    January 13, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    Stop whining, Turtleboy. You want to legalize drugs, so does he.

  • Ralph
    January 13, 2018 at 2:49 pm

    He is one of the biggest piece of shit I think I have read on TBS

  • Independent Thinker
    January 13, 2018 at 8:30 am

    One of these days they are going to steal from the wrong person, such as an armed citizen.

  • Mojo Cracker
    January 13, 2018 at 1:19 am

    There’s no hope for this lost soul. She will never change even if she states she wants too. It’s time for society to step in and put this constant repeat criminal in jail for life without hope of parole or the humane thing euthanasia.

  • Turd Reversalist
    January 13, 2018 at 12:18 am

    The Rod of Justice stands at the ready to administer some swift, dry and painful punitive penetration to that skag bagette’s slurry chute while Tony DeYoung’s junkbucket twin gets to look on, weeping like the little bitch that he is.
    For the purposes of full disclosure and fun, I like to remind the guilty recipient that “This is definitely going to hurt you more than it will hurt me.”

  • msheadkracker
    #Amandaizalozer
    January 12, 2018 at 9:16 pm

    This bitch, you have to be a low life scum bag to steal from homeless animals, she couldn’t take the starving children of Zimbabwe can or nothing? The best part is the community coming together and raising a ton of money for the shelter, something that will actually make a difference. You should see the amount of gofundmes posted under the Facebook post, it’s incredible that people see one charity making funds and they assume people will buy their junkie story and donate to them, pffft, fat chance!

    Ps-Gay Tom-jump off Finns nuts

  • Buck Futts
    January 12, 2018 at 9:08 pm

    Classic Gypsy craftsmanship

  • Fucking POS junkies!
    January 12, 2018 at 8:55 pm

    Fuck all junkies! Lock them all up and throw the fucking keys away. It is one thing to do drugs and keep to yourself. I have no problem with that. If you want to ruin your health and/or possibly die from your own carelessness, so be it. But no, fucking junkies drag the rest of society down with their criminal activities i.e. this kind of shit, shoplifting (which causes prices to go up to pay for losses), stealing everything that is not nailed down, stealing from relatives, taxpayer funded NARCAN to save their fucking sorry asses, taxpayer funded injection “safe places”, taxpayer funded recovery via MASS Health, countless fucking public resources (police, ambulances, hospitals, courts, lawyers, etc), lost productivity at work (if they even fucking work), broken families and children’s lives ruined, and on and on and on it goes. Fuck all of them. All junkie shitbags should fucking die!

  • January 12, 2018 at 8:33 pm

    She’s Hot. I hope she gets a “Backpage” ad posted soon. The very best thing I myself can do to help her & her disease is to get her on all fours.

    • Yuck
      January 12, 2018 at 9:00 pm

      Come on man, what fucking universe is that leathery faced scumbag even remotely considered hot? Your best bet with her is an encounter in a glory hole so you don’t have to know what the fuck is blowing you.

  • The disease
    January 12, 2018 at 7:46 pm

    Cant figure out why people keep blaming me. After all, every human has this thing called free will.

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    January 12, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    There are way too many ratchets in the world, keep calm and get some rope . . .

  • Gay Tom
    January 12, 2018 at 7:24 pm

    Where’s that fabulous poster Finn gone to? I really love his writing style and would love to know more about him like what he orders at Starbucks and if he ever get’s out to P Town?

    • Hmm
      January 12, 2018 at 10:05 pm

      Are we sure Finn isn’t a girl??

      • Two losers
        January 12, 2018 at 10:49 pm

        It isn’t your business what Finn is. It doesn’t matter whether Finn is a man or a woman! What is ridiculous is that there are people who are so childish they have to post comments about another commenter, instead of the story that the comment thread is about. I’m sure you will have plenty to say because running your mouth is all you seem to be able to do. Too bad its not about anything relevant. Don’t get upset because you can’t form a decent sentence like Finn. Its good to know that someone has effected you enough that you spend your time talking shit about them when they haven’t even appeared on the thread yet. Finn isn’t going anywhere. And most of us do know who the real Finn is. Your just a sad little waste of human garbage that sits back playing with yourself while trying to decide if Finn is a boy or girl. Worry about something that matters. Like the bitch in the blog who stole the money from the animals. I’m sure Finn is flattered with how much you think about them though.

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