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Meanwhile in Marblehead……
It started innocently enough. A couple guys who think they’re ballers because they opened up a Dunkin Donuts franchise (99% of the time it’s some Eurotrash who thinks they made it big because they opened up a Dunkins in Lynn) and spent everything on the Audi because….fuck saving.
My question is, how do you bring this up in conversation without your buddy laughing at you? If I ever asked one of my friends, “hey bro, wanna come take some glamour shots with me on the beach” I’d expect to get donkey punched. But apparently this is common in north shore bro circles.
Everyone in the group is calling him “Chad,” as in, generic prep school Marblehead white boy name. But this ain’t no Chad. This is an Enzo. Most likely came here at the age of 2 when his parents fled communism. They worked their ass off so their kid could have a nice life in America and instead it turned into this. Enzo is the guy who goes to the bar with $8 Coronas and the music that’s so loud you can’t hear anyone talk so he can wear his skin tight t-shirt and pretend like he’s much richer than he actually is.
Well, the photo shoot took a turn for the hilarious shortly after the 2019 Boys of Marblehead calendar was done….
Oops!! Funniest shit I’ve seen since the “It is cool to eat ass” sign in front of the elementary school.