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Marc Aldana, also known as a career criminal has quite the record and has left us with no social media trail, which is pretty rare seeing as how he’s young and obviously stupid. I have found his friends, his family… but not him! Who here will be the first person to link us to his private hidden page or perhaps point him out of a picture? Let me introduce you to the Cockroach that somehow found his way into lovely Holden Massachusetts.

Here is the Original Press Release from WPD:

Here is the update from WPD on Facebook:

Talk about a home invasion gone wrong. Marc Aldana is a career criminal. This is not his first run in with the law. At first, I was going to make this a big joke about how some loser like him has the privilege of living in such a nice town like Holden, although he’s in Jefferson (most people still consider that Holden). However, it is safe to assume his parents or a family member owns the property. I’m not quite sure if the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, but I’m disgusted that anyone who commits the crimes that this guy does gets to live among the non-ratchet type. Someone build a wall around the nice towns to stop assholes like this guy from infiltrating. He belongs on Main South standing in front of the liquor store wearing a legendary flat brimmed bulls cap and saggy jorts. This douchebag turned out to be way worse and he deserved more than just a few vile jokes about being a scumbag who should already be behind bars. Let’s take a look at some of his work.

This happened in 2012:

Oh wonderful. Not only does he try to kill people with an unregistered handgun that was probably stolen, he also sells drugs! Amazing…. what multi-tasking skills! He also likes to host parties where people get stabbed and die, click HERE to read the story in full.

It didn’t take Worcester Police long to find out who the killer was. Click HERE for the Telegram and Gazette article from the incident in 2013.

Some comments from Aldana given to T&G (he hosted the party) regarding the death of his friend:

“Marc R. Aldana, 20, hosted the party at the apartment on Sherbrook Avenue. He said he was living there. There were roughly 25 people at the party. Alcohol was served.

Mr. Aldana was in Central District Court Tuesday and arraigned on a charge for disturbing the peace. Police said he was loud and bothering people while waiting in the emergency room at UMass Memorial Medical Center — University Campus.

“I drove him to the hospital as quick as I could,” Mr. Aldana said outside the courtroom. “I just never thought it would happen. He supposed to be there ’til the end.”

Mr. Aldana didn’t see the attack. He heard someone at the party invited some other people. When those people arrived, Mr. Velez shook one of their hands, Mr. Aldana said.

“Ten second later he was stabbing him (Mr. Velez),” Mr. Aldana said.

Mr. Velez liked to play Xbox and hang out with his friends and was willing to try anything such as snowboarding and skateboarding, his friends said.

“He just wanted to be there for you. He was all about his family,” Mr. Aldana said. “He was doing good for himself.”

Mr. Aldana grabbed his own arm and said his friend has a tattoo that meant unity is power. That summed up Mr. Velez perfectly, Mr. Aldana said.

“He was really about people and his family,” he said, recalling a time when Mr. Velez spoke to a homeless person just to chat.”

Here is a picture found on the same article from the Telegram and Gazette of a vigil they held for the young man who was murdered:

Does ANYONE recognize Marc Aldana? Is he even in this picture? If so, please send a message to Turtleboy and let us know which one is him. If he is not in this picture, but you know his secret Facebook or Twitter, send us a message and let us know who he is. I truly want to put a face to the asshole who has been on a crime spree since 2012. This isn’t over, WAIT! There is MORE!

In 2013, he decided he would buy some materials to make a bomb. Normal people purchase groceries and maybe a coffee on their way to the supermarket. Marc Aldana buys Aluminum Powder, Red Iron Oxide, two products that can be used to make Thermite without lawful Authority… Tomato, tomatoe.

Do you know they were searching for useless waste of life? He was wanted for assaulting a police officer. Is anyone here surprised?

Unbelievable. The worst part about all of this is that this case is STILL on going. Here is the full information. It’s hard to read because it’s small and I can’t scale it bigger without ruining the quality.

Let me zoom in on what’s important:

Once I found his arrest for the incendiary device, I looked a little further and found some briefs from his case that was brought to appeals court and found out Marc Aldana was a wanted man, and that’s how he was caught with the bomb making materials at his home. At the time of his arrest, he was already being investigated by Holden Detectives for armed robbery. That’s so wonderful. What an upstanding citizen!

WAIT, THERE’S MORE!! He was also wanted for assaulting a police officer as well as disorderly conduct!

So this all stems from an appeal because this career criminal couldn’t take two concurrent 20 month sentences like a man. What a tough guy! He can break the law for years, but can’t handle a measly sentence:

Okay, so he is out on bail. No big deal right? I mean he is OBVIOUSLY going to behave and obey the law while he awaits trial  Wrong. In January 2016, while out on bail stemming from the incendiary device case, he got into trouble AGAIN:

You would think after this bullshit he would have bail revoked and be in the slammer awaiting trial. Nope, he decided that a few days ago he would invade someone’s home armed with a gun with an intent to murder. I feel bad for the two victims of this home invasion on Dawson Road. Marc Aldana should have been behind bars a long time ago. He should have DEFINITELY not been allowed to roam with the rest of us after January 2016. This whole ordeal screams, “MY MOMMY AND DADDY HAVE SO MUCH MONEY THEY HAVE PAID MY WAY OUT OF CONSEQUENCES!!”

It’s also indicative of a failed justice system. Police officers, and detectives do all of the hard work. They gather evidence, they make arrests while putting their life on the line. It gets brought to trial and some Judge who feels like rolling dice let’s these career criminals back on the streets to cause more trouble, put people in danger, and ruin the nice neighborhoods in Massachusetts. This guy is currently 24 years old. He hasn’t even begun to live his life yet, and look at all of the trouble he has caused, the laws he has broken, and the lives he has endangered. He is either a direct result of very shitty parenting, or he was born developmentally delayed and never quite understood how to be a productive member of society.

Marc Aldana has caused so much turmoil there is NO WAY that at least on turtle rider can’t point us in the direction of his FB profile or twitter. Send us a message if you can give us any information regarding a picture so we all know what face to look for when he’s released again, because… history seems to be repeating itself here, please do so. Until then, hide  yo’ kids hide yo’ wife, ya ain’t even safe in the burbs anymore!

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