Meanwhile In Providence
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People always talk about how awesome Providence is because their downtown looks so nice. Bullshit. Providence is a trash heap, and these pictures from beautiful downtown Providence in Kennedy Plaza are proof of that:
Holy shit!! It’s the magical fupasloth fairy!! No. Just no. I cannot unsee that. The sad part is that this was likely her first choice for an outfit.
By the way, America is the only country on earth where the “needy” clearly don’t need food. You don’t see cheesehogs like that in Malawi. This picture is proof positive that all the people who whine about America being unfair to poor people are full of shit. Clearly this woman is not going without. America has been good to her, and she’s gonna strut her shit to show just how thankful she is.
But yea, Providence has to be the most overrated dump in New England. People act like it’s the Emerald City, when in reality it’s really just Woonsocket with a Fire and Ice.
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14 Comment(s)
Being overweight is a form of malnourishment. She either doesn’t have access to healthy food, or spends what little amount of money she has on dollar menus, or doesn’t have any sort of nutritional education, or a combination of all. Considering this is a problem for 2/3 of the US population, it’s a moot point.
Should have had a trigger warning on this. I’m eating here!
haha.. cheesehogs
“Sexual Chocolate!!”
I’m African-American, ie. Skinny white boy born and raised in South Africa – so REAL African American – not like these melatonin enhanced folk who run around Providence dressed in Seran-Wrap. I have to say though, this water buffalo would feed an entire South African township (ghetto that makes Mattapan look luxurious) for about a week! Some of those poor little skinnies would drop dead on the spot of heart attacks from all that congealed fat!
This is why the aliens won’t talk to us . . . .
Eye bleach.
I need eye bleach!
What has been seen can not be unseen. TB.. I’ve seen a lot of things on this blog but Ya sort of had and go set a new record for yourself. Job well done my friend now that that’s burned on to my retinas. Thank you. Surprised I held my supper down.
OOOHHH! That’s some mighty fine piece of lovin’ right there!!! I’ze can stick my dick into any one of them rolls, and be humpin’ for the entire night! Ya, sure, your dick comes out stinkin’ of flop sweat, but at least you ain’t getting dem bitches knocked up!!!
Three holes, and ’bout 20 fat rolls. No waitin’ !!!
Avoid the Holes! Plenty else for Pleasurin’!!!
Are those the steps to Providence City Hall? Or the Federal Courthouse at the other end of the plaza? I can’t tell.
City Hall
Is that an adult pull up diaper?
Cue the sjw shills screaming fat shaming
That’s worst than wearing pajamas pants out in public.