This is Antonio Clough from Manchvegas:
As you can see, he’s got life by the balls. Any day now Daddy Yankee will be giving him a call to appear as “guy pouring Henny on strippers” in his next rap video.
Tony’s been in and out of jail most of his adult life. In 2001 he was selling cocaine and robbed a customer of $8,000 with a gun. The customer then tried to set him up by luring him with a woman to a motel room, but Tony was smart enough to sit outside the motel room and noticed hooded men going inside. He then called up his boys who raided the room with guns and killed one of them me inside. For that he did some time in the can.
In October he was arrested for driving a stolen van, which he then tried to run away from after the cops stopped him. He then got out of jail for that and posted this on Facebook:
That is what a Manchester GED looks like in sentagraph form. Who isn’t licking their lips to get a piece of his deep dish calbone?
That’s gotta be a court day pic. The only time these hoodboogers ever put on a shirt and a tie is on court day. Everyone knows that.
Here’s the best part though – he said the tattoo he got in prison wasn’t finished because he “ran out of time,” AKA his sentence ended. However, he says he plans on having it finished the next time he goes back:
And then right on cue yesterday this happened:
Yup. He shot a dude on March 13. Keep in mind, he updated his status on March 23, and commented that he’d finish his tattoo when he goes back to jail on that same day. Ten days after he knew he shot a dude.
This is the most Manchester thing that has ever happened.
Meanwhile, Meaty Pablo here once again shows us all how effective gun laws are. This guy has been in and out of jail his whole life for playing with guns. He gets out of jail and immediately get his hands on a gun which he uses to shoot another hoodbooger. It’s almost as if restrictions on gun rights only seem to effect law abiding citizens because the people who actually kill other people with guns don’t seem to care about abiding by existent gun laws. So definitely more gun laws will fix that. Definitely.
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