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Meaty Pablo Gets Released From Jail Before Prison Tattoo Is Finished, Shoots Rival Manchester Hoodbooger So He Can Go Back And Get It Finished

 

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This is Antonio Clough from Manchvegas:

As you can see, he’s got life by the balls. Any day now Daddy Yankee will be giving him a call to appear as “guy pouring Henny on strippers” in his next rap video.

Tony’s been in and out of jail most of his adult life. In 2001 he was selling cocaine and robbed a customer of $8,000 with a gun. The customer then tried to set him up by luring him with a woman to a motel room, but Tony was smart enough to sit outside the motel room and noticed hooded men going inside. He then called up his boys who raided the room with guns and killed one of them me inside. For that he did some time in the can.

In October he was arrested for driving a stolen van, which he then tried to run away from after the cops stopped him. He then got out of jail for that and posted this on Facebook:

That is what a Manchester GED looks like in sentagraph form. Who isn’t licking their lips to get a piece of his deep dish calbone?

That’s gotta be a court day pic. The only time these hoodboogers ever put on a shirt and a tie is on court day. Everyone knows that.

Here’s the best part though – he said the tattoo he got in prison wasn’t finished because he “ran out of time,” AKA his sentence ended. However, he says he plans on having it finished the next time he goes back:

And then right on cue yesterday this happened:

Yup. He shot a dude on March 13. Keep in mind, he updated his status on March 23, and commented that he’d finish his tattoo when he goes back to jail on that same day. Ten days after he knew he shot a dude.

This is the most Manchester thing that has ever happened.

Meanwhile, Meaty Pablo here once again shows us all how effective gun laws are. This guy has been in and out of jail his whole life for playing with guns. He gets out of jail and immediately get his hands on a gun which he uses to shoot another hoodbooger. It’s almost as if restrictions on gun rights only seem to effect law abiding citizens because the people who actually kill other people with guns don’t seem to care about abiding by existent gun laws. So definitely more gun laws will fix that. Definitely.

 

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9 Comment(s)
  • The Name Game
    May 5, 2019 at 9:55 am

    I always agonize about names ending in “ough.” How should one pronounce them? Clow, like “plow?” Clowe, like Russell “Crowe?” Maybe Cluff, like “rough ‘n’ tough?” (So he apparently thinks.) Cloff, like “trough?” Cloo, like “through?” (Or maybe “clue,” as in, get one.)

    I think the shirt and tie pic was posing for a casket fitting. The mug shot shows he’s picked up some disease, with all those pockmarks on his face.

    He’ll get his own. One of ours in Roch NY finally just got his: Google Jalen Everett. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy.

  • Ray Patriarca
    May 3, 2019 at 11:18 pm

    Here’s hoping the ass-bag gets a virulent strain of MERSA from his jail cell tat job….and his cock falls off !

  • Booger sugar boogie
    May 3, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    They should just let daddy flappy back in the streets and let nature take its course it’ll be a lot cheaper and not cost tax payers any money when he’s found face down with one to the head. just saying

  • Manny Chester
    May 3, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Talk about the poster child for Manchester, there he is…..

  • Build the Wall to the Sky
    May 2, 2019 at 10:27 pm

    Manchester =diversity in NH

  • Captain Trips
    May 2, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    Those biceps will help him when he’s doing push ups over prison cocks

  • whatevuh
    May 2, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    You’re a hoodbooger, just because you have muscles doesn’t mean you’re good in bed or have a decent dick, fucking idiot ! What self respecting female would fuck that waste of oxygen?

  • neil down
    May 2, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    if he can still play id be shocked if someone doesnt pick him up.

  • Well, No Shit
    May 2, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    He’s lying. He doesn’t give a shit about getting that shitty ink finished. He wants to get back inside, so that he can be a bottom again. All the sex he wants without having to pay for it.

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