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Earlier today we published this blog about some Billerica baboon who caused a scene outside of a convenience store, yelling racial obscenities and bragging about how she gets paid to perform oral sex on strangers:
And even without our Facebook pages we got a bunch of messages from turtle riders screaming the same name – Kristen Ervin, AKA Kristen Joan:
And this line from the blog was prophetic:
“She only comes to Lowell to panhandle for free cigarettes before heading back to her section 8 roach lair right across the border.”
Because she lives right across Lowell’s southern border with Billerica:
And in the least surprising turn of events ever she’s got some Google trophies, including a recent prize for assault and battery on a police officer, as well as disturbing the peace and disorderly conduct:
No big deal, just another night out for the Billerica baboon.
Good news fellas – she’s single and ready to mingle:
And she’s spit a couple of bang trophies out of her tampon tunnel as well:
Which is great news, because obviously this mentally stable woman is in a fine position to raise children.
When we get Turtleboy Live back this is an official invitation for Kristen to come on with us and explain her side of the story.