I’m a pretty busy guy, what with being sued all the time and running two website that are constantly being censored by every tech company while also attempting to help raise a family. So I don’t have time for sideshows or responding to every message I get. I try, but there’s just so many hours in a day. If I don’t get back to you, or take the unsolicited advice and offers I get from you, it’s nothing personal. I’m just busy. Allow me to show you what NOT to do in a situation like this.
Meet Tom Derosier from Whitman:
As you can see he looks like every lesbian gym teacher you’ve ever had in elementary school after mating with Sal Paolantonio. Tom lasted less than a year as a cop, allegedly because they found out that he lied on his application about never being in rehab, since he has a past history of substance abuse. He now claims to own his own computer company.
Tom is a really big fan of Turtleboy. He messages me with story ideas a lot. Most of the time they’re really bad ideas and I don’t write about them, but his heart is in the right place. He even called me one time from a store and asked me what kind of microphone I wanted so he could buy me one. I politely told me I was all set.
He also claims that he spoke with an Officer Williams at Taunton Police Department, and says that he used his influence with him in order to prevent them from filing wiretapping charges against me. Of course I knew this wasn’t true, but I liked Tom as a fan, wanted him to feel special, and said thank you.
Tom is not a fan of the Predator Poachers either, and has accused them of just being in it for the money. He became upset when I didn’t agree with him and listen to his advice not to trust them.
He insisted that they call him, because he is very important.
There is a small private Facebook group that some turtle riders formed last year that Tom and I were in. It’s really nothing special or important, just a place for people to talk Turtleboy. Sometimes private groups take a turn for the dramatic which is when I leave. But Tom loved this group and messaged the members frequently from his multiple accounts.
He shared some weird stuff in there and a lot of women began to get the creepy vibe from him.
Tom took this group very seriously and began airing his personal grievances with certain members of the group on the page, because he is basically a chick and has nothing to do all day. I don’t know the details really and didn’t pay attention because I’m busy running the blog. I guess they tossed him or didn’t let him post or something, and although it didn’t really matter to me, it mattered a lot to Tom. He begged the women admins to let him back in, and believed that since he’s been reading Turtleboy for longer he was not being respected.
I see this a lot and would just like to clarify – there is no hierarchy of turtle riders. I don’t care if you’ve been here since Busgate or if you got here last week. I appreciate everyone. It’s a blog. Just shut the fuck up and read it. Maybe leave a comment or hit a like button, but this is just here to entertain you.
He messaged me about it, hoping I would use my influence to let him back into the group, and I informed him that I just write the blogs.
Unbeknownst to me Tom considered this some sort of betrayal because he believes that as a fan of the blog I owe him something. Just to be clear, I appreciate all turtle riders and their support, but I’m just here to write the blogs.
In December when I got banned from PayPal Tom reached out once again to offer unsolicited support and guidance about something he knew nothing about. He blamed the women in the group who kicked him out for my lack of guidance.
He’s very important.
Months ago the cohost of the Turtleboy Live show Bret Killoran went at it with Leigha Genduso to air their grievances with each other on the live show. We re-uploaded the video the other day because it was funny and Leigha and Bret are cool now.
During the interview I attempted to make peace between them because that’s the kind of guy I am.
Tom apparently thought that I was forcing Bret to get along with her and seems to resent her because she has a wrench on the YouTube chat (big time!). It came to my attention that he messaged what he believed was Bret on Instagram, passed on some gossip he made up about my personal life, claimed it was a FACT, and attempted to use this as a way to drive a wedge between Bret and I.
He then bragged about what he did to another turtle rider.
Except there was a problem – Bret never received this message because it’s an account set up by Kate Peter’s people to taunt, mock, and troll Bret. This idiot was just too stupid to realize that.
Anyway, apparently Tom took my “I just write the blogs” comment in September as a personal insult to him. He’s a very important person and I should drop what I’m doing to put out the fires he starts with every woman he encounters on the Internet. He commented on the Turtleboy Sports Facebook group and said he wouldn’t be supporting me because my refusal to partake was akin to telling him to f off, and suggested that I give favoritism to women.
I called Tom tonight on Facebook to express my disgust with what he attempted to do by contacting Bret with his nonsense. Instead of owning up to the fact that he made it all up because he made up a bunch of excuses for his actions and lied repeatedly. He is quite upset that the women in the Facebook group removed him, since he’s been a turtle rider for longer, and can’t believe I didn’t defend him when he was removed. This somehow justified messaging Bret with plans to disrupt my family life.
Tom told me that he never actually said the things he said to Bret, but was merely repeating what someone else told him. “Word on the street.” He claimed his source was reliable and had no reason not to believe them. I pointed out that he actually said that it was a FACT.
He apologized for saying that and then demanded I apologize for not intervening on his behalf when he was removed from the Facebook group, because these things are equal in Tom’s mind.
However, he continued to insist that he was merely repeating what he was told. I gave him a choice:
A: Tell me who told you this (knowing that nobody did) and I’ll leave it alone with him.
B: I write this blog.
Tom said he was such a great, loyal guy that he wouldn’t name the person who lied to him and got him into this mess. I of course knew there was nobody else and began to write the blog.
Tom must’ve thought about the prospect of becoming Turtleboy famous and decided he was gonna blame it on a woman named Karen.
I’ve met Karen before and she’s a swell lady who’s going through some person shit right now, so the last thing she needed was some asshole making up lies about her in order to avoid getting blogged about. I reached out to her to let her know what Tom was doing, and she informed me that not only had it never happened (obviously), Tom also bragged to her that he was going after her and I, and was considering joining forces with Kate Peter to take me down.
Befriending a child abuser in order to avoid owning up to your own actions is never advised.
Tom then went and told another turtle rider that he was planning on sending flowers to my house with LG’s name on them.
Which again, is ill advised.
Anyway, I really didn’t want to write this blog, and I gave Tom a million chances to just be a man, own up to what he did and apologize. Instead he lied, threw an innocent woman under the bus, and plotted to send flowers to my house after befriending Bristol Blarney. So I wrote this blog as a reminder that Turtleboy shouldn’t consume your life. Read it, enjoy it, spread the good word, and maybe donate if you want to support what we do. But whatever you do, please do not attempt to divide this community and cause damage to my personal life because you feel wronged if I don’t get back to you or listen to your advice. Don’t take my word for it, listen to Tom.
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