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Meet Troy Latino: The Brookfield Wangsta Worcester Police Are Looking For In Robbery Who Likes To Use The “N” Word And Bailed On His Pregnant Junkie Girlfriend

Meet Troy Latino: The Brookfield Wangsta Worcester Police Are Looking For In Robbery Who Likes To Use The “N” Word And Bailed On His Pregnant Junkie Girlfriend

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Here’s this week’s chapter of “Turtleboy identifies and destroys bad guys”:

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So a turtle rider sent us a name – Troy Latino of Brookfield:

“His Facebook is Troy Michael (Troy Latino ) and is literally the dumbest criminal in Worcester .He grew up in Brookfield, he regularly trips off of cold medicine, homeless in Worcester doing meth with some druggie girl. He’s done sone stupid stuff. Stupid criminal. He’s 23. He’s just so dumb & after all the times he’s been in trouble I’ve been waiting for somebody to call him out.”

Let me tell ya, this kid is a winner!! He’s an expert in the art of bathroom selfies:

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Sometimes he even poses for them when he’s in Walmart and isn’t holding a camera:

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He “keeps his circle tight” and is drawn to fellow Brookfield wangstas who are prone to wear flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats:

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As if there was any doubt.

Because of his hoodrat upbringing in the mean streets of Brookfield he is prone to use the “n” word quite freely on social media:

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He’s also been known to wake up covered in dick:

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He’s no stranger to run ins with the law:

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This is his boo:

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The two of them apparently used a marijuana plant as a Christmas tree this year:

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She likes to get high:

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She wants to kill people:

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They like to bone a lot:

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She’s used to dating losers, so finding a winner like Troy Latino was like hitting the lottery:

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But apparently they prefer raw dog, because it looks like she’s prego, and shockingly he’s nowhere to be found now:

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People are always saying it’s important for abortion to be available so trashbags like this can stop reproducing. But here’s the thing about abortion – gutterslugs like this don’t have abortions. They like reproducing. It’s a hobby for them. And then the cycle continues.

Anyway, the clock is ticking is for numbnuts McGee. Feel free to call up Detective Michael Tarckini and tell him you have a hot tip for him. Mystery solved.

Anyone who can identify this male is encourraged to contact Detective Michael Tarckini of the Worcester Police Detective Bureau at (508) 799-8651. Alternatively, information about the identify of this suspect can be sent through an anonymous text to 274637 TIPWPD + your message or by an anonymous web based message at worcesterma.gov/police.

 

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30 Comment(s)
  • Charlie
    February 7, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    Figure how much they will cost the taxpayers this year ?

    • ANGEL68
      February 10, 2017 at 3:46 pm

      SORRY CHARLIE SHE,S NOT ON ANY WELFARE MAYBE U SHOULD GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT BEFORE U POST THEM…..

      • February 10, 2017 at 4:55 pm

        Seeing as you’re her mom, you should make good on the items she SHOPLIFTED. See 2 posts above. Your daughter is a mess. Get control of her. You should have taught her about life. Call me old fashioned, but its pretty standard for most parents to teach their kids not to shoplift, to use birth control, to find a job, and not to share needles while shooting crank with homeless wankstas in the alleys of Wusster. I understand kids are difficult but one look at her FB or other social media pages should have tipped you off to her lovely behavior. Unless you’re ok with fake marines with felony warrants taking your daughter to “sleepovers” at crack dens. Your call!

  • I should have messaged you about this 4 days ago.
    February 7, 2017 at 11:50 am

    That girl is just as horrible as he is, I started following her Facebook posts after I caught her stealing where I work to see if I could figure out her name. She didn’t even steal anything good, it’s pretty much like we handed her $20 of stuff to never have to look at her again, so it could be worse. New bf every day, posts everything about her life. I think she has other kids, too. I honestly doubt that kid is his, considering they’ve only been together a little over a month. I sooo called it that TB would pick this up, as soon as I saw the WPD post and recognized him, I knew it would get hilarious.

    • February 10, 2017 at 4:57 pm

      Her mom is Angel68. I’ve suggested she pay for the items her STD addled daughter saw fit to “borrow” from your establishment.

  • Justice
    February 7, 2017 at 10:19 am

    That POOR fetus. I hope her parents do something about this. Hopefully they are normal and not a couple of losers like Troy the chode.

    • ANGEL68
      February 10, 2017 at 3:43 pm

      YEAH IM HER MOTHER AND IVE BEEN DOING MORE THAN ANY KNOWS,SHES AN AWESOME PERSON WITH SOME BI-POLAR ISSUES AND KEEPS MEETING NOTHING BUT DIRT BAGS IN WORC. AND FOR YOUR INFO SHE,S NOT A JUNKIE AT ALL IDK WERE YOUR PEOPLE ARE GETTING THERE INFO THANKS……

      • TB Unofficial Customer Service
        February 10, 2017 at 3:56 pm

        Thank you for sharing your concerns with this article. If you would like to discuss it further please message our Facebook page and ask for either Gupta or Desk Girl. Either can begin the “review process” for correcting facts on this article.

        • February 10, 2017 at 5:08 pm

          In other words Angel68, call Whine-One-One & get yourself a WAAAAAAHHHHmbulance!

  • Nick
    February 7, 2017 at 9:29 am

    Hey, Turtle boy .
    If you want to go further on this guy he claims to be a marine .
    I have messages from him stating that he served and was a badass in his unit

  • Ryan
    February 7, 2017 at 9:25 am

    That tree was pretty awesome.

  • SpotDaHoodratz
    February 7, 2017 at 8:55 am

    While reading TBS, I have noticed that girls with a streak of dyed pink or purple hair (and usually multiple face piercings) are always junkies. If you see that pink or purple streak heading your way, run away as fast as you can. This has been a free public service announcement from SpotDaHoodratz.

  • Joseph Schmo
    February 7, 2017 at 8:21 am

    HaHa Her picture wearing the headrag looks like she’s waiting for a deposit, with the tongue hanging out! She must use that headrag for wiping off the excess…

    • ANGEL68
      February 10, 2017 at 4:04 pm

      YOUR GROSS AND HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT ANYTHING YOU SHOULD ALL STOP THIS DRAMA B.S THATS WHY YOUNG ADULTS KILL THEMSELFES BECAUSE ASSES LIKE YOU LOOSER…….

      • February 10, 2017 at 5:05 pm

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  • BobnMic
    February 7, 2017 at 8:07 am

    That is one fine wack ass hoe. I would totally hit that. So everybody back off, she’s mine now that Troy is locked up.

  • WHAT?
    February 7, 2017 at 7:39 am

    If Troy Latino is a winner in this girl’s book, I do NOT want to see the losers. I’m already having nightmares thinking about the people that run the City of Worcester.

  • BobnMic
    February 7, 2017 at 7:26 am

    I’ve woken up more than once covered in dick myself, except those dicks weren’t drawn with a sharpie.

    • February 10, 2017 at 5:00 pm

      Way to “keep your circle tight”!

  • SICK and TIRED
    February 7, 2017 at 7:22 am

    I always wonder how these worthless scumbags are always on Facebook or some other social media. How do they get internet service or is that part of the freebies from welfare? I’m sorry but in no way should welfare pay for phones for anyone as they are certainly not a necessity of life. Come on President Trump, stop the free Obama phones.

    • ANGEL68
      February 10, 2017 at 3:59 pm

      ITS CALLED HAVING A CELL PHONE THAT U PAY FOR EVERY MONTH AGAIN WRITING WHAT U DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT LIKE THE REST OF U JUDGEMENTAL IDIOTS

      • February 10, 2017 at 4:59 pm

        I think its fair to say calling your daughter an absolute mess is not being “judgmental”. It’s called fact. Maybe if you’re lucky she’ll find a nicer guy who only turns her out instead!

      • February 10, 2017 at 5:01 pm

        P.S. There’s only 1 E in judgmental
        Hoked On Fonicks Werked Fer Yu!

      • sick and tired
        February 10, 2017 at 7:20 pm

        You should look in a mirror. AND TURN OFF YOUR CAPS.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    February 7, 2017 at 6:24 am

    Leave my daughter alone! She’s a chip off the old block.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    February 7, 2017 at 2:29 am

    She’s feeling “torn tha f up.”

    Probably by his schmenzer.

    Seriously – she probably smells like syphilis.

  • Trounce Troy
    February 7, 2017 at 12:21 am

    The fact that those two ugly drug addicted creatures are expecting
    an innocent life is sad and very scary. No doubt she’ll use while pregnant too.
    Makes me SICK I pay for these freaks. Hope the baby finds a loving home.

    • ZephyrCat
      February 7, 2017 at 1:13 pm

      I try to find humor in everything but picturing her as some innocent kid’s mother? What fucking chance would that kid have? I’ve always believed some people should be forcibly sterilized and I’ve always been told that’s so wrong. Dare to have anybody here tell me these mouthbreathers shouldn’t have their junk cauterized!!!

      • ZephyrCat
        February 7, 2017 at 1:24 pm

        Ok, I finally found some humor. In the 5-shot of keeping the circle tight, what’s with quasimodo on the left. Did someone just whack him in the nuts? And the guy on the right- did he just timetravel out of the 80’s? I swear he was in the Beastie Boys.

  • Paul
    February 6, 2017 at 11:58 pm

    Our greatest weapon in the fight against multigenerational welfare families is abortion. Lots and lots of abortions.

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