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Meth Face Mary Raises $40K With GoFundMe After She Gouges Eyes Out On Way To Church Because God Told Her To

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We thought we’d seen the most insane GoFundMe’s ever created already in some of our blogs. Then we found this one today:

She fell victim to a “tragic accident that left her permanently blind.” And by that she means, “She voluntarily did meth and gouged her own eyeballs out because she thought God was telling her to“:

A few weeks ago, 20-year-old Kaylee Muthart made national news when she gouged her own eyes out while high on methamphetamine, leaving herself blind. Only several weeks after the horrifying incident took place, Muthart has decided to open up and share her story on Cosmopolitan.com in what she says is a warning to anyone who struggles with drug addiction. Muthart also has a GoFundMe page to raise money ($50,000) for a service dog.

Muthart’s tragic story is difficult to read, but also serves as an important reminder of the severe dangers of drugs like meth. When she was approximately 19 years old, Muthart had dropped out of high school, ended a long-term relationship, lost a couple jobs, as well as several close friendships. She was struggling to get by, and she turned to drugs, first just marijuana, but then meth after she accidentally tried a mysterious upper that was laced in her pot. As she became more addicted to the serious drug, Muthart experienced intense hallucinations and paranoia.

On the morning of Tuesday, February 6th, Muthart was walking to church when she had an overwhelming urge to gauge her eyes out as a “sacrifice” to make the world a better place. She doesn’t know why she felt the need to do this, but told Cosmo that she felt it had to be done. A pastor found Muthart gauging her eyes out on the sidewalk, and she was later brought to the hospital and then placed in a psychiatric facility.

Oh yea, Mom forgot to mention that part. Oops!! Talk about about an eye opening experience! Guess she didn’t see that one coming!!

The most insane part of this story is that she’s made $40,000 off of this!! Naturally Bret Killoran was the one who brought this to our attention so we assumed it was yet another ratchet who had raised $25 and would shut it down shortly afterwards. But as it turns out people are actually lining up to give this family money. It’s insane!!

My biggest beef with this is how they’re trying to blame this on weed and turn it into the “gateway drug” thing. Most people have smoked weed. But the vast, vast majority of us stop there. Smoking weed does not automatically lead to meth, contrary to popular opinion.

They also want us to feel bad for her because she allegedly just went through a bad break up. Because apparently when someone dumps you you have no choice but to start smoking meth and tear out your own eyeballs.

Of course the real reason they’re cashing in on this is they’re playing the religion card. She was “on her way to church” when she gouged out her eyeballs. Sure thing. Here’s her account form Cosmo:

While on ecstasy, I studied the Bible. I misinterpreted a lot of it. I convinced myself that meth would bring me even closer to God. On the morning of Tuesday, February 6, I was still high. I was hallucinating, so my memories are fuzzy, but based on what I remember and details I’ve pieced together from other witnesses, here’s what happened: Thinking the friend I’d gotten high with had gone to church, I wandered there along a railroad track. Even though it was 10:30 in the morning, everything looked dark and gloomy apart from a light post, where I thought a white bird was perched.

It was then I remember thinking that someone had to sacrifice something important to right the world, and that person was me. I thought everything would end abruptly, and everyone would die, if I didn’t tear out my eyes immediately. I don’t know how I came to that conclusion, but I felt it was, without doubt, the right, rational thing to do immediately.

I got on my hands and knees, pounding the ground and praying, “Why me? Why do I have to do this?” I later realized this wasn’t a personal religious calling — it was something anyone on drugs could have experienced.

Next, a man I’d been staying with, who happened to have a Biblical name, drove by and called out the window, “I locked up the house. Do you have the other key?” A sign, I thought, that my sacrifice is the key to saving the world.

So I pushed my thumb, pointer, and middle finger into each eye. I gripped each eyeball, twisted, and pulled until each eye popped out of the socket — it felt like a massive struggle, the hardest thing I ever had to do. Because I could no longer see, I don’t know if there was blood. But I know the drugs numbed the pain. I’m pretty sure I would have tried to claw right into my brain if a pastor hadn’t heard me screaming, “I want to see the light!” — which I don’t recall saying — and restrained me. He later said, when he found me, that I was holding my eyeballs in my hands. I had squished them, although they were somehow still attached to my head.

First of all, she was not on her way to church. That’s just a bold faced lie she’s making up to get free cash because she’s a sloppy junkbox. She was walking along the railroad tracks. Ya know who does that? Soon to be dead hookers who aren’t on their way to church.

But Mom has been milking the shit out of the GoFundMe, seeking publicity everywhere, and as you can see from the comments, God is the primary reason most people are donating:

Let’s be clear – this chick does not go to church and neither does Mom. Her mother obviously did a terrible job raising her too, based off of some of Kaylee’s Facebook posts from her youth:

“I dnt lyke bein a kidd!! it suxx!”

A 14 year old girl wrote that. This was her attempt at the English language. It also tells you pretty much everything you need to know about Mom and stepdad “Phillip.” If your 14 year old daughter writes like this and isn’t diagnosed with serious developmental disorders, then you have failed as a parent.

This is neglect on Mom’s fault. This girl at 14 had the mentality of a 4 year old. The fact that she has’t been seeing counselors and being put in special classes tells us that Mom basically ignored her daughter because she was too busy milking Phillip’s yogurt slinger. She subjected her daughter to domestic violence because ultimately Phillip’s well being was more important to her than her daughters. Shocking that this girl ended up becoming a meth head.

Phillip seems like a real winner too. She evidently watched him throw glass plates at “mii moms head” and he didn’t even “go teww jail even thow the Cop’s said it was domestic violence.”

Yup, she can spell “domestic violence,” but not “to.” She also likes to use the letter i as much as possible, which is unfortunate because she could really use an extra eye right about now.

She’s also a fan of the n word:

And when she was 17 she moved out of the house:

I’m just blown away that this chick is not only getting cash, but that Cosmo and the MSM is treating her like some sort of tragic victim.

There are no shortages of really good causes you can donate to. Tragedies happen every day, and people in our community could use some cash to pay for funerals, or hospital visits for loved ones who have been killed or injured through no fault of their own. These people have trouble raising money because Cosmo doesn’t write about them. Meanwhile this meth head gouges out her own eye balls and her deadbeat Mom milks it for $40K. God bless America.

The best part is that in the GoFundMe she says she wants to be a marine biologist:

Muthart went home with her mother last week, and since then, she’s tried to stay optimistic about her future. She told Cosmo that she still wants to go to school to become a marine biologist, and that she is doing physical therapy. She plans on attending 90 Narcotics Anonymous meetings in 90 days, and has joined a new church to avoid old friends and old habits.

Sure thing Costanza. Pretty sure that ship has sailed. Ya know, because you need a college degree to do that and you don’t even have a GED. Or eyes.

Oh well, at least this is the first person in the history of Turtleboy Sports that we know for a fact will not be reading this blog.
22 Comment(s)
  • Turd Reversalist
    March 21, 2018 at 11:57 pm

    Poke her in the brown eye for the trifecta.

  • Brian
    March 15, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    Would

  • GingyKidd
    GingyKidd
    March 15, 2018 at 10:15 pm

    “Sure thing Costanza.
    Pretty sure that ship has sailed. Ya know, because you need a college degree to do that and you don’t even have a GED. Or eyes.”

    I’m dead. Fucking dead. I died laughing. That’s the funniest fucking thing I ever read.

  • Lana3000
    March 15, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    Turtleboy I normally enjoy your post but you left out two things. Her marijuana was laced without her knowledge and she is bipolar. Mental illness can cause drug abuse.

  • Bleh
    March 15, 2018 at 5:02 pm

    This is just…lmao.

    • Eyecansee
      March 16, 2018 at 12:24 pm

      It was probably left out because Turtleboy, just like every person on the planet with an IQ over 4, doesn’t buy that she didn’t know about it.

  • Hisenberg
    March 15, 2018 at 4:52 pm

    She purposely spells like that…  has nothing to do with her intelligence. (I guess it was “cool” to do it back then).

    One could argue she is rather intelligent finding all those different ways to spell…  seems like a lot of extra work to me and I probably couldn’t do it. 

    • Jessie
      March 15, 2018 at 9:08 pm

      Was it your blue stuff that made her do it?

      • Berahd
        June 10, 2018 at 5:34 pm

        Well from the looks of it, it looks like she grew up quickly. Or was forced rather to grow up quickly. Look at the way she “talked” (spelled) when she was living with her parents.

        One would think she was ignorant as hell. Then when she turns 17 and moves away from an obviously emotionally abusive household, she’s speaking properly and with maturity you don’t see from a lot of 17 year olds that have a much better home life.

        She made a mistake. She was just a kid, man. She didn’t deserve to be treated the way she was. To be honest, I’m glad this story has somewhat of a happy ending, tragic but happy and I hope her family raises a million dollars for her through GoFundMe.

    • BangABlindChick
      March 18, 2018 at 8:15 am

      I totally agree. She probably is actually very intelligent. Look at her post from 2015. There is no way she went from that 2012 gibberish writing to a decently composed post in just 3 years. That bad spelling was on purpose. Look at the replies from her friends, using the same spelling. She was trying to fit in with the stupid people. The “niggas” she hung around with no doubt.

  • KimberlyS
    KJDS
    March 15, 2018 at 2:49 pm

    $40,000 for a service dog? That must be one hell of a dog.

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    March 15, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    Hahaha. Now she’s Mrs. Magoo. She’ll be entitled to a whole host of taxpayer subsidized “social benefits.” I wish she had gouged her jugular vein out while she was at it. 40K would have made for a nice funeral…a little Eye of the Tiger playing in the background.

    • 3stooges
      March 15, 2018 at 11:57 pm

      It is one hell of a dog it has eyes!
      Sorry, I just couldn’t resist.

  • Stunt Penis
    March 15, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    Story sounds so fake i am amazed anyome fell for the gofundme scam.

  • citypoint
    Stan the man
    March 15, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    Eye hope she finally sees the error of her ways.

  • Fuzzy Dunlop
    March 15, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    Bonus points for the Seinfeld reference. “The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.”

  • vicxh
    March 15, 2018 at 12:38 pm

    There’s a sucker born every minute – and yes it is God’s fault lol

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 15, 2018 at 12:15 pm

    I’m just glad I wasn’t one of the suckers who shelled out 40K for the result of someone’s irresponsibility.

    No different then paying someone else’s child support for them in my opinion.

  • I See Brown Spot by Who Phlung Poo
    March 15, 2018 at 11:31 am

    “She also likes to use the letter i as much as possible, which is unfortunate because she could really use an extra eye right about now.”
    Eye can’t believe mii own eyes!! You think Kaylee sees what T-Boy did there? Doubt it…

    “She plans on attending 90 Narcotics Anonymous meetings in 90 days, and has joined a new church to avoid old friends and old habits.
    Sure thing Costanza. Pretty sure that ship has sailed. Ya know, because you need a college degree to do that and you don’t even have a GED. Or eyes.”

    That T-Boy is teww funnnayyy.

  • panzer9811
    panzer9811
    March 15, 2018 at 11:25 am

    Eye have no eyedea wheye people would be sending this pathetic junkbox and her piece of shit excuse for a mother money. Eye just don’t get it.

    • Eye eye eye
      March 15, 2018 at 2:05 pm

      Eye see what you did there and eye like it. 

  • qs
    March 15, 2018 at 11:24 am

    Meh, I’m more concerned about the Chicago students looting a Walmart during yesterday’s protests. Mayor is suppressing the story. One more reason to branch out to the Windy City. We love turtles here, too.

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