Methuen Wangstas Beat And Rob A Guy, Fail Miserably At Escaping, Post Hilarious Ghettofabulous Things On Facebook
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Let’s talk dumb criminals. Three wangstas from Methuen robbed an acquaintance and then made the responding officer’s job incredibly easy by running into their house to hide. From the Methuen Police blotter:
On Sunday, February 19, 2017 at approximately 5:00 P.M., officers responded to the area of 7 Craven St. for a report of an unarmed robbery which had just occurred. Once they arrived on scene, officers were met by the victim, an adult male with visible injuries to his face. He related that he was beaten and robbed by three men outside of 7 Craven St. The victim told officers that the suspects involved were known to him and that he had been socializing with them earlier in the day at 7 Craven St. He reported that when he left the residence, he was kicked in the head, knocked to the ground, beaten and robbed of an undetermined amount of money. The three assailants then ran inside 7 Craven St. immediately after the attack.
The responding officers and detectives conducted an investigation which resulted in the arrest of the following suspects:
1. Joseph Alfred Deprimeodomenici, (Age 19) with an address of 13 Richard Cr. Woburn, Ma. was charged with Assault and Battery with a Dangerous Weapon, Armed Robbery and Unlawful Possession of A Firearm.
2. James Gravel Jr., (Age 19) with an address of 7 Craven St., Methuen, Ma. was charged with Assault and Battery and Armed Robbery.
3. Kyle Thomas Sousa, (Age 18) with an address of 7 Craven St. Methuen, Ma. was charged with Armed Robbery
Upon further investigation, a search warrant was applied for and executed at 7 Craven St. During execution of the search warrant, officers recovered a handgun.
This investigation is on-going and additional criminal charges are pending. All individuals mentioned are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
So obviously these 4 fuggnut’s spent the day getting baked and then kicked this guy’s ass and ran into their house to hide like a bunch of little bitches. It was unclear if the cops found them hiding in a closet or under bed.
Let’s meet these tough guys, shall we?
Say hi to James
Class of 2016 and can’t spell hustle – nice work.
Of course he has a mirror selfie with a stupid giant watch that’s totally real homey.
And the requisite kush and cash photo – he’s a businessman no doubt.
Let’s meet his buddy Kyle.
Young Lordz Entertainment – please oh please let there be a white boy rap video out there to find.
Is that a bottle of Hennessey? He must have taken the upgrade to the hoodrat starter pack?
A mixtape!? And his mother is working on the chorus – that’s one supportive mom.
Let’s take a peek at her –
Well she is supportive but may want to edit this post a smidgen – a case could be made challenging the intelligence of Kyle.
Ah, the legitimately earned pile of cash picture.
Never would have expected to see that hat.
Can’t find anything on John, whose last name is probably spelled Deprimeo-Domenici. He’s the one facing the firearm charge so he’s no doubt a real G and better about hiding his social media profile.
These guys must have the lowest level jobs earning crap money but have wads of cash to take pictures with. But no adult questions it or tells them to get their shit together and stop looking like a couple of losers – in fact it seems to be encouraged.
Good God – these idiots will probably have a party when these two fuppets make bail.
I look forward to the free my boi patrol that will surely be out in force to support these future residents of MCI Shirley.
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