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Metro Narcisi Said A Bunch Of Insane Stuff To Me On The Phone That Made Me Realize Just How Much His Crazy Wife Has Brainwashed Him

 

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I spoke with Metro Narcisi for half an hour on the phone today. I thought we were going to speak like gentlemen and he’d realize that telling his idiot wife to drop the pointless lawsuit against me was his best move. All this will do is cost him time and money, and if I’m forced to hire a lawyer I will pursue damages against him for legal fees incurred. Let’s just say it didn’t go as planned, and Metro said some things that made me realize how truly brainwashed he is. Read about what happened on TB Daily News by clicking here

 

 

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32 Comment(s)
  • Shelby
    June 6, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    Stockholm Syndrome he needs some help

  • Help
    June 6, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    The coalition for domestic abuse should be involved. Maybe they can help get this man out of the home . Take him to a safe place . For emotionally abused men for help

  • Captain Trips
    June 6, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    Oh well Metro, won’t be long before she takes everything and you’re homeless in dirty boxer shorts in Brockton pawning off your sax for a meal

    That’s obviously what you want.

  • Milodog
    June 6, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    Pretty clear that Metro’s balls are in his skanky twat psychopath wife’s purse. Poor bastard.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    June 6, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    “if I’m forced to hire a lawyer I will pursue damages against him for legal fees incurred”

    Ummm, yeah, lemme know how that works out for you.

    • Losers Can't Move On
      June 7, 2019 at 7:20 am

      Is Nadia Gaffney?

  • James adams
    June 6, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    I’m embarrassed to say that I fell into a little rabbit hole of KC Hill videos on YouTube and you can see the batshit crazy in her eyes. Oh my Lord

    • JimmyBooms
      June 6, 2019 at 2:55 pm

      Ummmm that’s not a Rabbit hole, it’s called The Grand Canyon!

    • Fuck is that?!
      June 6, 2019 at 9:04 pm

      I watched some too she is a fucking borderline for sure! Shit show beyond shit show! Schlederma! Life expectancy between 5 and 15 yrs of being diagnosed. she shows zero signs of it at all in her videos. And I’m betting that skin cancer on her nose was her falling or hurting herself. I watched some of them too. Wtf was I looking at?!

  • Labia Jones
    June 6, 2019 at 10:04 am

    As if we needed any more proof that the most powerful force in the world is poonani.

    • Y
      June 6, 2019 at 11:12 am

      We call it POP…Power of the Pussy.

      • Rusty trumpet
        June 7, 2019 at 6:02 pm

        Holes a hole as long as there’s a little heat in there.

  • Maude the Sod
    June 6, 2019 at 9:05 am

    This serves as proof that a man was supposed to sleep with a woman. In Metro’s case, he found a lemon. But he is choosing THAT over everyone assuming that he’s gay. It is 2019 and if you are going to bed without a woman next to you, you’re gay. End of rant.

  • Lolz turtleriderz
    June 6, 2019 at 8:34 am

    Just because your echo chamber provides self validation doesn’t make you right or smart. God. What’s that song…clowns to the left of me n jokers to the right. Anywhere normal, non politically brainwashed people can go? All these turtle comments ever are is people saying how much better they are than others. Just go back to 1 piece stories on dumb asses doing dumb ass things. Enough with your vendetta on this obviously mentAlly ill crazy broad

    • Julie the Jarhead
      June 6, 2019 at 10:32 am

      Also, I hope you (UT) advised all the people you spoke to that their conversations were being recorded.

      (Not a repost. Just a effed-up comments system.)

      • We’re Wondering
        June 6, 2019 at 10:59 am

        Hiw did you end up here? Get kicked off the Medford Facebook pages?

      • God
        June 6, 2019 at 3:15 pm

        Don’t have to in RI its a one party permission state and I believe ma is also.

        • Well, No Shit
          June 7, 2019 at 8:37 am

          Massachusetts is one of eleven states to require two-party consent.

  • z
    June 6, 2019 at 7:56 am

    Does anyone here say there’s extenuating circumstances for some 18 year old ratchet who does some dumb fuck thing?

    This is a grown human, supposedly who has been knocked around in life and learned this or that.
    He believes what he believes. Enough with the brainwash theory.

    Let say you get beat up in an alley by some punk using a sock full of quarters as a blackjack. Do you say “I’ll bet it’s his upbringing that made him this way”?

    • Julie the Jarhead
      June 6, 2019 at 10:31 am

      Also, I hope you (UT) advised all the people you spoke to that their conversations were being recorded.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      June 6, 2019 at 10:48 am

      Yes, that’s exactly what I’ll say.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    June 6, 2019 at 7:29 am

    Sleep with one eye open Metro…….

  • Shelby
    June 6, 2019 at 7:04 am

    This man needs to be educated on his wife’s so called illness’s I have multiple autoimmune syndrome. I am 43 and had this since I was 24, It started when my first child was four months old , I was diagnosed with Hashimoto’s and the others followed a few years after. I have Hashimoto’s thyroid disease, lupus, osteoarthritis, auto immune gastrists And Ankylosing spondylitis (AO) I have good days and bad days and very bad days where I can barely stand up, but I still do. I have to. I work full time and am a single mother of two teenage boys. Even when my levels are off the charts high and I’m in pain and not feeling well, I’ve never been as sick as she claimed to have been. I have to have ultrasounds and MRI’s done twice a year and blood work done every 3 months. I am tired a lot and I have a lot of muscle and joint pain because of the osteoarthritis and the Ankylosing spondylitis. I have bad headaches and anxiety from the tachycardia, which is a side effect of my auto immune disease. If I ever refused to have one of the many tests done that I am required to have in order to keep myself in the “best” health possible my doctor would drop me so fast. They would pretty much say if you don’t care enough to do your part to stay healthy, why are we suppose to care. My Endocrinologist is amazing as well as the rest of my doctors. It took me a while to find the right ones. They are booked months in advance and their are people on waiting lists to get into them. I bet you have never met her dr. Probably because you would be able to ask questions and that is exactly what your wife doesn’t want you to do. Your wife is trying gain sympathy from people. While robbing you of all your money and assets over these “illnesses” that she probably doesn’t even have. Let’s say she does.. why refuse the MRI? Because she don’t care about living another day? No she refused it because it would be known that she wasn’t having a stroke. In my opinion it looks like she took a few to many pills of some sort and that’s why she was talking that way and acting like that. I have watched her videos and blogs about her auto immune diseases and she doesn’t seem to know very much for someone with these conditions. I’m sorry but it seems like Munchausen syndrome to me. Either way bottom line is she treats you like dog shit and you deserve better. For someone who needs so much they have no problem shitting on the people that are there for her. Seems strange don’t you think?

  • Stunt Penis
    June 6, 2019 at 6:56 am

    Uncle TB, love ya like a brother… but that video of you in front of the furnace does nothing to help promote the image that you’re not some angry keyboard warrior millennial living in his parent’s basement…. Order a backdrop off vistaprint man!

    • Make the world a better place and shoot a lawyer in the face.
      June 6, 2019 at 1:04 pm

      That’s just the office man. Turtleboy owns property and guns so if you show up to his house in H town you better have more than a fishing pole. PS study law and pass the bar. Fuck these assholes and the cuck lawyers that take up working peoples time.

  • Turdchomper
    June 6, 2019 at 6:52 am

    This woman is one (mentally) sick puppy. That is my opinion, and i hope she sue’s me for it.

    • Bret
      June 6, 2019 at 10:45 am

      If you “hope she sues you” then why post under a fake name?
      Funny how that works huh?

  • Please listen to us...
    June 6, 2019 at 1:05 am

    It’s hard to follow up after Klancys comment because, s/he is right on the money. Metro, turtle riders are the smartest ppl on the planet. We have a BS detector that is second to none. This witch is nothing compared to your last wife. Maybe you feel guilt leaving her since shes “so sick” considering the grief you live with over your ex dying to cancer but KAT IS NOT SICK!! KAT IS CANCER IN YOU!!!! Please Im begging you. Im a 31 yr old blond with blue eyes, FT job, my own home & career and I watched your videos and thought “damn, he’s sexy!” Trust me. There are options for you. Go back to your family, they’ll help you! Shit! We will help you! Stand up for yourself, do not spend your 401k on this broad. Drop this lawsuit, move on. You deserve a beautiful life….there is no lucky number 7 husband….

    • Bill Clinton
      June 6, 2019 at 7:02 am

      I play the sax too baby. 31 blonde/blue? Hit me up, sexy.

  • Klancy
    June 6, 2019 at 12:14 am

    Metro, we tried to reach out to you before and offer you help. We described the symptoms of a stroke. Kat didn’t have a stroke.
    I just retired after working for the chairman of the boards at one of the medical research units at a major hospital in Boston. I know what all types of strokes look like.
    Kat never had one.
    And if she did, the Dr wanted her to have an MRI. Do you think they frivolously schedule those things the next morning when the patients not in pain. No Metro. They rush the patient to the MRI machine then and there to see the stroke in progress. Funny how Kat knows more about her imagined illnesses than professionals who have studied for 12 years.
    And Metro. I predicted she’d abuse you and the next day be the sweetest wife in the world. Look at how subtly those wedding photos showed up all over her Facebook page again.
    She stole your money, she lost you your job, your house almost was on the auction block. She’s an albatross around your neck. You can’t even get a job playing great saxophone without offkey Kat hanging on your coattails. God Metro, man up. Your family loves you and she’s making you turn your back on them and lie for her.
    You admit you don’t know nor understand some of these legal terms. She’s suffering from something called Munchausens disease. Get help. Do you have any of the packets of the “chemo” you shot into her? Take them to a pharmacist and see what they really are.
    She’s dangerous.
    I understand you want to be loved, man. But this woman is mentally ill and you most likely will end up on the news when they find your body stuffed in a trunk and she had a great story just like all her other exes. She HAD to kill you in self defense.
    WAKE UP DUDE.

    • Batman
      June 6, 2019 at 6:38 am

      Well said sir. Metro get out now!

    • joy
      September 25, 2019 at 10:30 am

      May I use your write up for a page on facebook? Professional opinions are a good source of info. Thank you

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