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Michael Gaffney Mailed A Libelous Flier Out To All 17,000 Residents Of Holden In An Attempt To Intimidate Me Into Shutting Down The Blog

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Today we got a bunch of message from turtle riders because evidently the entire town of Holden received this in the mail, sent courtesy of disgraced former City Councilor Michael T. Gaffney:

The Turtleboy logo in the bottom picture is covering my address, which he put there to encourage people to visit me. We’re fairly new to Holden and his goal is to make life miserable for us here.

For whatever that’s worth, the following are lies:

  1. We’ve never “sexualized children for a profit.”
  2. I did not resign after allegations of sexual harassment. I resigned because a libelous blog was published in Buffalo (which has since been taken down after the publisher lost a $40K libel suit), which caused a media frenzy at Shepherd Hill, and they offered me a year’s salary to walk away if I promised not to sue them. It’s all in the written separation agreement I signed.
  3. The quote they attributed to the blog is completely made up. It’s actually from this blog about the “cash me outside” girl, and was referencing the likelihood that she would grow up to do pornography as an adult. Something many, many well read websites have made jokes about as well.

Over 17,000 people live in Holden, so this likely cost over $10,000 to print out all the cards, put stamps on them, find a mailing list for the entire town, print out stickers for them, and put them onto the card. They have no return address (by design), came in as cancellation mail, which means Gaffney dropped them into a mailbox so he couldn’t be traced. Normally when you do mass mailing like this you  need a permit, but this obsessed human being got around that by purchasing thousands and thousands of stamps instead.

How do we know it was him? Here’s some pretty strong circumstantial evidence:

  • Gaffney has the motive. We recently defeated his frivolous libel lawsuit against us that he spent 10 months, and hundreds or thousands of hours on, all for nothing. He’s mad that we didn’t endorse him in an election for City Council that he dropped out of in 2017, and he blames us for his loss (he was suing for his City Council salary, arguing that our blog was the reason he lost). He also was suing us for a post-election blog, that accurately pointed out that he brought down other conservative candidates with him through association.
  • Gaffney is obsessed with me personally, as well as the blog. On Thursday I did an appearance on Tom Duggan’s show, and Gaffney didn’t realize that everyone can see who’s watching.

  • Gaffney is working with alleged woman beating dog killer Rian Waters, who is also suing us for frivolous reasons. Gaffney went so far as to write this cretin an affidavit to help him advance his lawsuit, and is likely helping him draft his complaint. He is doing this because he could not beat us in court, so he’s trying to help other people take us down instead. He is obsessed.
  • Throughout his lawsuit with us he exhibited sociopathic behavior. The things he asked for in discovery and mentioned in his complaint (he mentioned Richard N. Vulva dozens of times) were not things a well person would do.
  • The amount of time and money he wasted flying between Dallas and Uxbridge, for a case he could not possibly win, would likely cost over $100,000 if he hired a lawyer to sue us. He actually sued us for lawyers fees and was denied. This stunt today cost whoever did it thousands of dollars. Only Gaffney would have the time, resources, financing, and motive to commit this crime.
  • During one of the depositions he yelled at Margaret Melican several times and was visibly shaking. He acted in a completely unprofessional manner, and was showing signs that he is completely unhinged.
  • Gaffney attempted to buy the blog off of me in June of 2017, but I backed away because I was weary of his behavior. I told him that after a series of death threats from Wayne Sobonek I no longer wanted to be legally tied to the blog, not for my safety, but because I didn’t want to drag my family into my work life. This is why he put my family in the flier, including where they work – so people would go after them too. It’s one of the lowest things a person could ever do, which is why he did it anonymously.
  • Gaffney is incapable of handling defeat like a man. I know this because I was friends with him for a few years. Any time someone in the media criticized him he would message me and cry about it. He refused to give comments to any media outlets besides Turtleboy because we were the only ones who said nice things about him. The second we didn’t he turned on us as well.
  • The two quotes he posts from the Telegram and Gazette and Danny Margolis give him away completely. Allow me to explain.

The two comments are from critics who have hated TBS for years – Clive McFarlane from the Turtlegram and Gazette, and Red Danny Margolis, the former head of the New York State Communist Party. Both of their quotes reference sexual things, and whoever sent this to the 17,000 residents of Holden must have known that surely some children would retrieve their parent’s mail and read this. But they didn’t care, because they thought what they were doing was virtuous. Ironically they were alleging that Turtleboy is the one that mixes sexuality with children – something Gaffney would not understand since he chose not to have children.

Of course the average person who gets this in their mail is not at all familiar with the context of those quotes, and the mailer intentionally wrote “Telegram and Gazette” instead of Clive McFarlane, to make it look more legitimate. All they see is “Turtleboy traffics in pornography.” They have no idea that Clive McFarlane was OBSESSED with Turtleboy for years, and that he’s a race baiting hack who has been working at the Turtlegram for so long because he’s not talented enough to work anywhere else. Here’s what he wrote:

That is why the blog of sewage that is called Turtleboy Sports, and with which Gaffney is aligned, has its sponsors and admirers, many of whom would swear up and down that they do not have a racist or bigoted bone in their bodies. That is why, much to the consternation of many in the community, Go Local Worcester added the blog to its media platform in January 2015 as part of is daily online news and informational services. That is why Worcester Magazine, that same year and month, did a spread on anonymous bloggers in the city and crowned Turtleboy Sports the king of the blogging landscape. This is a blog that conducts public shaming of residents in our community, a blog that besides its rancid rhetoric has had its Facebook page taken down by that company more than once for allegedly trafficking in pornography.

We were never taken down by Facebook for trafficking in pornography. That’s just a bold faced lie from Clive McFarlane. We’ve been taken down because people organize mass reporting campaigns and trigger Facebook’s AI that takes posts down in error. This was well documented on Market Watch.

The quote from Red Danny Margolis is from this blog where he whines about the Cash me Outside girl blog:

Even though we know all this, we’re left with the uncomfortable fact that there is a blog just across Worcester’s border, in Holden, with a big following that thinks it’s cool to joke about the rape of children. We also have a city council member, Michael Gaffney, who doesn’t bat an eyelash when people joke about child rape over and over again.

Guess what both the Clive and Red Danny quotes have in common? They both come from blogs that are extremely critical of him for his close ties to Turtleboy Sports. I know this because these are the two columns more than any others, that he would whine to me about. It really got under his skin and he hated it. They’re also two years old. Who else would reference two year old columns for a flier like this? What are the odds that both of the quotes would come from articles that were specifically geared towards criticizing Gaffney?

This is strong circumstantial evidence, and I’m confident that if he had to turn his bank records over to the police you’d see that he purchased thousands of dollars worth of fliers and stamps recently. If they can find out what mailbox he dropped them all into they can pull cameras from there as well. Hell, if you got one of these in the mail send them over to me – you know my address now. I’d love to give them to the Holden Police as evidence. I’m willing to bet they all have the same set of fingerprints on them.

What he did is criminal, as well as libelous. After speaking to an attorney today I was advised to call the Postal Inspection Service (postal police) and the FBI, since doing this with the mail is a federal crime. I will also be calling the bar association, since his conduct in the last year is unbecoming of a lawyer. He intentionally put my address for absolutely no reason other than to encourage miscreants to come after me. He knows everything he has done has failed up until this point, so this was a pathetic attempt to intimidate me.

The Postal Inspection Service already knew who I was when I called up and told them my issues. “Are you the Turtleboy guy?” Yes I am. And I told them who it was, why I thought it was Gaffney, and they agreed and will be investigating him. They also told me they were big fans and how sorry they were about this, which I appreciated. The FBI likewise was very interested in this, asked a lot of questions, took notes, and will be investigating Gaffney as well. Shortly after that I went to the Holden Police and did the same.

Gaffney has tried to silence us for the last year, but up until this point his actions were legal. This time he broke some very serious laws that could end up with him going to jail, which is where a sociopath like this belongs.

All this does is reiterate everything I wrote in the book. This is what they do to you when they don’t agree with your opinions in America. There is nothing wrong with the content we publish. It’s raw and honest. It exposes people who are doing terrible things, and the language used to describe their behavior is colorful. I do not create most the content on the site, and I will not silence the creativity of the bloggers who publish on my platform because it hurts people’s feelings. There is no length that people will go to in order to silence free speech, and we must never give into them.

71 Comment(s)
  • I love you not.
    June 4, 2019 at 12:24 am

    You are a sick fuck Tutleboy. I have been monitorying you and that other sick fuck Brett for quit some time now. Your days are numbered. And Brett’s welfare checks will be gone soon. Time to get a real job you fucking idiots.

  • Mr. Fuck you.
    June 4, 2019 at 12:20 am

    You are a sick fuck Tutleboy. I have been monitorying you and that other sick fuck Brett for quit some time now. Your days are numbered. And Brett’s welfare checks will be gone soon. Time to get a real job you fucking idiot losers.

  • TB attempts to stay relevant?
    February 20, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    You probably sent them out yourself. I mean any press is good press right?

    • February 20, 2019 at 1:53 pm

      Shut up, Bill.

  • The TURDle is overrated!
    February 19, 2019 at 10:24 am

    And ps get over yourself, you are far less important than you’d like to believe. I’ve lived in Holden, Jefferson actually (same as you now, boo) for over 40 years and I don’t know a single person who received this flyer. No ones waisting the kind of money on you, you think they are.

  • EnMass
    February 19, 2019 at 10:20 am

    This is the funnies shit ever! The guy who’s built a career off anonymously doxxing people publicly, is pissed when it’s done to him.

    The “how” of why your readers fail to see your oozing hypocrisy could fill a psychology text book.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    January 14, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    Interesting that turtleboy claims his garbage is protected by the first amendment, but this flyer is not. It’s also pretty funny that he claims there is only one person who could possibly have done this.
    Many people have accused me of being a sock puppet for Gaffney. Many people are wrong. I simply despise this blog.

  • DonnyDon
    January 14, 2019 at 10:15 am

    Received mine and it went right into the recycle bin.

  • Lou P
    Turtle Rider
    January 13, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    I wonder what cell phone (508) service provider (246) that Micheal T. Gaffney (6562) uses ?

  • Anonymous
    January 13, 2019 at 9:47 am

    The whole blog is based on doing exactly what was done to you but you’re crying about it now. Ha

  • HeHasFlippedHisNoodle
    January 13, 2019 at 9:41 am

    This actually sort of disturbs me tbh. It seems like something on some twisted Lifetime movie that some creep does before he goes off the deep end. He took a big risk career wise doing this and I think he could feel like his reputation is ruined and as a lawyer that’s a big deal he may be dangerous maybe your lawyer should get you that piece of paper that will keep you totally safe lol. At least there are ramifications for breaking it. Idk I just don’t want him going crazy on you or your family js. Love turtleboy.

  • Squirtleboy
    January 13, 2019 at 3:14 am

    I got one of these. It showed TBs wife. Her name and where she works.  This some crazy shit lol

    • Stunt Penis
      January 13, 2019 at 8:05 am

      Neither of which are particularly difficult to find out in today’s electronic age, with the amount of public data searchable online and Mr. Google indexing everything out there.; doesn’t have to be someone intimately familiar with TB’s family.

  • DJ
    January 13, 2019 at 12:00 am

    Why is Michael Gaffney such a little bitch. Lol. A friend of mine dated him way back in the day and said not only did he absolutely suck in bed nut he also had a needle dick. Bahaha…fuck you Gaffney

    • Riri
      January 13, 2019 at 8:58 am

      Shut up DJ!

      • DJ
        January 13, 2019 at 10:19 am

        Yeah okay Riri I will shut up because you said so. Go fuck yourself!!
        Love,
        DJ

  • @holdengoldenboy
    January 12, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    Welcome to Holden.  I wish you were here a couple years back when had two nut jobs one form each party on the town council!  Don’t worry no one marched with torches and pitchforks when the alleged killer of a young courthouse worker moved to town.   Although there may be a couple people at the MSP Barack’s in town with a hardon for you.  I’m more surprised to out I’m not the only Turtle RIder in town.

    • WeAreFukd
      January 13, 2019 at 7:07 am

      O’B & Ferg on the board. Those were some good times indeed. What an embarrassment to the other intelligent board members.
      I’m convinced O’B couldn’t tell his right from his left or count higher than 10. Ferg was infatuated with water dripping from faucets.

  • Tom
    January 12, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    Sorry, I can’t stop thinking the redacted text says, “[Mrs. Turtleboy] fucks young children in the fucking ass.”

  • Mike
    January 12, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    Free advertising to 17,000 homes.

  • B Real
    January 12, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Look deeper man.
    Maybe it’s the T-shirt company that you promised you would sell 22,000 hat’s, shirt’s and hoodies and you only sold 43?
    What about the book publishing company that you promised you would sell 200,000 books and you only sold like 60?
    They are the ones with enough money to mass mail.

    • B Real's Sisters' Salty Vaj
      January 12, 2019 at 5:01 pm

      Maybe it’s your sisterscunt which got extremely gamey after the tales of her servicing the cock of all the Worcester area dregs circulated?! Was it the remarks about her “special affinity” for all things black & veiny in and around her anus & mouf?? Whaddya think cockboi?

  • Win Win
    January 12, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    I’d consider this free advertising. If some idiot want’s to spread the TB brand out to more people and it costs you zero you already win. That’s just more followers for the site.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    January 12, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    Any of us would find this a disturbing experience but my prediction is that the town reaction will be a big fat nothing. Most of these flyers hit the recycle bin before people even looked and those who happened to read them then quickly tossed them. Don’t do anything beyond the basic complaint registration you’ve already done. Watch the fun from afar as your adversary expends his dwindling assets and fades further into oblivion. The best revenge is this goof going broke.

  • What If
    January 12, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    What if Gaffney didn’t do it?
    By writing this accusation story you are opening yourself up to another lawsuit.
    Another thing I find shady is that you claim you are innocent of any wrong doing when you were forced to leave the school system with a payout.
    Isn’t that sorta like all of the State Troopers who claim they did nothing wrong but took early retirement before they had to go to court to cover up the truth?

    • ALISON WRIGHT
      Douche Kazoo
      January 13, 2019 at 8:51 pm

      Nope. Schools don’t give payouts unless they want you to go away. Nice try.

  • juror seven esq.
    January 12, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    Just a few things for context with what you claim. Holden may have 17K + in population (18,943 as of 2017) but that doesn’t relate to how many mailing addresses there are in the town. The total is 7183 mailing addresses. That is for Holden and for the Jefferson section of the town. Holden 01520 and Jefferson 01522, Total is residential, business and PO boxes. Can’t tell by looking at the stamp if the mailing was first class or if it was bulk rate program. As you suggest, the cards could have been simply deposited into a blue collection box but that means the sender paid the higher cost. Bulk mailing requires a special permit and the cards would have to be presented at the post office were the mailer’s permit is held. I only mention this because the Postal Inspection Service would investigate based on how the mailing entered the Postal Service.

    • Stunt Penis
      Stunt Penis
      January 12, 2019 at 2:36 pm

      As long as the postage is paid the USPS doesn’t care how the mail entered the system. They would only care if there was fraud. Nothing fraudulent about dropping 7,000 flyers containing a first-class stamp in a local blue mailbox. Stupid, maybe, but not illegal.

      We get flyers like this every election season in our town whenever there is a contested election. We have a couple of “colorful” local officials who, for some strange reason, a measurable but minority of people get a boner over, and they think mailing out anonymous hit pieces will sway the electorate. Usually works the other way, just pisses people off.

      I have to say though, I’m very hurt by this mailer. I wasn’t quoted on it. What a bummer.

      To be fair though it could be anyone (not just Gaffney) with deep pockets — it isn’t as if it is hard to find TB’s street address and wife’s name (since she’s a co-owner of the property) in the town of Holden online assessor database or GIS system.

      I’d get a couple of the flyer and have the stamps dusted for prints 🙂 Gotta be a nice thumbprint on one of them.

    • WeAreFukd
      January 13, 2019 at 7:27 am

      Oh1520 and we didn’t get one, so no, not every house in Holden got one. I’d say the sender kept them to the immediate area around uncle’s home. Uncle is assuming this was mailed to “all-170000-residents” but there were Holden residents on the original FB post that said they did not get one.

      Best guess, 1000 of these mailed out. Maybe 2000? Deep pockets aren’t needed. That’s why I posted a comment previously suggesting what if this wasn’t Gaff?

      I searched “seashell stamp usps” and see the postage was .35 cents per stamp. Even at 2000 homes, that’s $700. We aren’t talking pocket change, but uncle shouldn’t be so convinced only Gaff could afford this. But I hope he’s right. I wouldn’t want to see yet another court fight.

  • Ungawah
    January 12, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    I would sit back, enjoy your newfound celebrity in Holden and wait… When this doesnt work, he will have a meltdown, try something bigger, and that will be his undoing. Everyone that reads TB already knows he is a loose cannon, You obviosly have readers in Holden, so they know as well. The only thing he will accomplish here is the beginning of his implosion. UNLESS, TB tries to counteract it, then it is serving his purpose. Let this fuse burn down… then enjoy the explosion

  • Johnny
    January 12, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    Hang in there Turtleboy! Free speech especially in this time of MSM madness is even more important now. This Gaffney loser will get his and anyone else associated with him. 

  • DaTruth
    January 12, 2019 at 11:07 am

    He could always disappear

  • G Gordon Liddy
    January 12, 2019 at 10:51 am

    Once an asshole, always an asshole. Hang in there TB and keep up the great work

  • Enough is Enough
    January 12, 2019 at 10:33 am

    OMG I HATE ALL OF THESE STUPID ADS!!

  • HellToupee
    January 12, 2019 at 10:23 am

    This gaffney creep is a sick son of a bitch

  • Shrink McDink
    January 12, 2019 at 10:02 am

    This is Gaffney’s passion project. Some people volunteer at the food bank, others fix up old cars, but Gaffney will dedicate his life to having the last word. If he moved away out of sheer embarrassment this isn’t going to help. How long does he think it will take for links to these blogs to start circulating in his new circles? At least the old ones are in his past. This is proof that he’s unwell.

  • mike
    January 12, 2019 at 10:01 am

    Just gotta say, props for defending free speech so much.

    I couldn’t deal with any of this shit (even reading these blogs pisses me off) but you’re doing well! Keep it up!

  • 01520
    January 12, 2019 at 9:57 am

    I’d rather find out Steve Levine was my neighbor in Holden. That would be much more exciting than where the owner of this blog lives.

    • Off Salisbury
      January 12, 2019 at 10:06 am

      As a father with a young daughter I cannot even conceive of having that preference.

  • Big Wick
    January 12, 2019 at 9:42 am

    Sociopath for sure. Almost time for a restraining order, which we all know isn’t worth the ink used on the paper on which it’s printed. Be careful! (As a lawyer, he and his practice must be suffering if he’s advising Whinin’ Rian.)

  • Cousin Eddie
    January 12, 2019 at 9:33 am

    I think Gaffney will be surprised to learn that folks in town LOVE Turtleboy and will be thrilled to have him in town. Welcome TB, most folks here read the blog. LOL.

  • Ibita Whitabat
    January 12, 2019 at 9:30 am

    This is absolute gold, so you’re complaining because someone anonymously outed you to your entire town, something you do on a statewide level almost daily and you’re surprised? This is my new favorite new soap opera. Props for making an ad free site though!

    • WeAreFukd
      January 12, 2019 at 9:52 am

      Ya. No. Not even close to being the same thing.

    • ALISON WRIGHT
      Douche Kazoo
      January 13, 2019 at 8:49 pm

      Difference is you can’t make up lies about someone and broadcast it. TB is the truth.

  • The Dirty Woo
    January 12, 2019 at 9:26 am

    None of this ever made sense to me. He bailed on Worcester before Turtleboy bailed on him. What was plan A for him supposed to be? I heard something about him moving into a crack den in Main South so that his wife could be a councilor there but I can’t remember if she ever ran.

  • Ashley Mendolusky
    Ash
    January 12, 2019 at 9:19 am

    If that photo on the flyer is you TB, I only have one question, are you Mirko Crocop’s twin??? Keep fighting the good fight.

  • Batshit Crazy Ginger
    January 12, 2019 at 9:03 am

    I think Gaffney just accelerated to ludicrous speed. Mailing out 17,000 hate mails about TBS to the residents of Holden, really??? Milquetoast Gaffney has gone from unhinged to completely unhinged. He’s acting like some sort of psychotic feminazi, hell bent on revenge, stalker tactics. Time to up the defenses on the castle and be prepared, this freaky ginger is unbalanced and is capable of anything. Gaffney is no doubt, headed for a padded cell and a therapy puppy.

    • Every ting Free
      January 12, 2019 at 2:34 pm

      Therapy puppy… I want a therapy puppy.

      Responsible people have to pay their own rent, Charlie-cards, utilities, doctors bills, tuition and buy their own groceries and therapy puppies… it’s a Slacker’s World.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    January 12, 2019 at 8:56 am

    Omw of the best things to come from this is n9w everyone in Holden is going to click on TB and it’s advertisers. Your page views are about to go way way up! The moron did you a favor. How did a guy like this get a law degree?

  • Ca$h
    January 12, 2019 at 8:56 am

    Piss anyone off lately that might be a little cash heavy? Someone that might otherwise launder it through casinos as proceeds of gambling? Someone who was moving hundreds of pounds at a time as a teenager?

  • Turtleriding Mountaineer
    January 12, 2019 at 8:49 am

    “The Judge” Tim Bebaud also has fam and friends in the Ho-town. They’ve expressed a desire for revenge on TB… Milky Mike could be a convenient ruse.

  • Independent Thinker
    January 12, 2019 at 8:30 am

    I find it very odd that if someone doesn’t like you, they send a letter to all of your neighbors trashing you. Are the neighbors expected to run you out of town or tar and feather you?

    This is the new America. Maxine Waters said something to the effect that if you see a Trump supporter in a restaurant, confront them and tell them they aren’t welcome here. Who is she to decide who is welcome and not welcome?

  • F Lee Bailey
    January 12, 2019 at 8:12 am

    It’s obvious mike suffers from TBDS, aka turtle boy derangement syndrome. No cure , treatment involves extra Gaffney blogs, and hopefully jail time for the latest stunt. Keep fighting the good fight T B . FBI, do your damn job.

  • TB is Gaffney's Crush
    January 12, 2019 at 8:11 am

    Gaffney feels neglected with the Douche Rian lawsuit fail.

    He’s begging for TB’s attention “I hate you so much I love you, pay attention to me” is what the flyer should say.

  • Cheers!
    January 12, 2019 at 8:08 am

    Maybe Milky Mike was acting under duress? We know his latest pro boner client doesn’t like dogs…and we’ve seen pics of the wife and mistress. WOOF.

  • The angry taint
    Richard Hertz
    January 12, 2019 at 7:55 am

    Haven’t received one yet but welcome to holden, hopefully you get a firm grip on this turgid problem

  • WeAreFukd
    January 12, 2019 at 7:51 am

    Would this blog entry be libelous if Gaffy didn’t mail this? Asking for a friend.

  • 02649
    January 12, 2019 at 7:15 am

    I do believe the boy stepped on his own dick this time. Have extra fun with him. Your TBdailynews is awesome!

  • Tim
    January 12, 2019 at 7:13 am

    Maybe the guy who took out minihane is helping gaffney

    • juror seven esq.
      January 12, 2019 at 12:07 pm

      Bingo, that was the first suspect I thought of.

  • 01520
    January 12, 2019 at 7:08 am

    I wonder if any of the MSM will pick up this story?

    LOL… no I don’t.

  • Clitty Litter
    January 12, 2019 at 7:07 am

    Wow. Citing the T+G and Dan Margolis as newsworthy sources. Woe.

  • Carlos Danger
    January 12, 2019 at 6:57 am

    Hey Mike,the meatloaf isn’t bad here in Devens. Too bad I’ll be getting out just as you’re getting here.

    • Mrs. Clinton
      January 12, 2019 at 6:49 pm

      I miss the back rubs and whip cream. I’ll be with you soon my Anthony darling

  • Y
    January 12, 2019 at 4:18 am

    Wow, he just upped the ante.
    What’s next, Buffalo Bill?

    • Captain Trips
      Agent Starling
      January 12, 2019 at 3:53 pm

      It puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the Gaffney again!

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