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Millville Board Of Selectmen Tickle Police Chief’s Balls After He Lies To Their Face About Not Assaulting Uxbridge Cop, Turtlegram Steals Our Story Again

 

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In the least predictable turn of events the Turtlegram and Gazette stole our story that we broke hours earlier about the Millville Police Chief getting detained by an Uxbridge cop while acting a fool in town.

Cyrus Moulton was the author this time. He is a thief, a liar, and a shitty reporter. We acquired the police report, we put the news out there, and then they went and got ahold of the same police report so they could pretend like they found it on their own. What a sad, pathetic excuse for a newspaper the Turtlegram and their legion of underqualified “reporters” continue to be.

Anyway, Chief Ronald Landry is a filthy liar. We know that now because he addressed his detainment with the Board of Selectmen at a meeting last week and contradicted the police report several times (he comes on at the 6:00 mark).

“I never identified myself as a police officer.”

Yea, actually, you did. Last and second to last paragraphs.

“During the struggle, Ronald unzipped his jacket slightly and showed he was wearing a police badge.”

“He asked me if I knew who he was. He then stated he was the chief of police of Millville.”

When the guy in charge of law enforcement in your town is a bold faced liar, how can anyone have faith in him?

“Somebody made phone calls to just about every media outlet there is.”

Yea, lucky for you nobody called Turtleboy until this week though.

“I reacted the way any normal person would react.”

Actually, you didn’t. Normal people don’t assault police officers and throw their dick around over a civil matter.

Every member of the board of selectmen and the town manager then lined up to tickle his balls.

“I’m of the opinion it doesn’t involve the town.”

“I think the chief needs to put some money in the swear jar.”

“He could’ve represented himself and said I’m the chief of police, he didn’t do that. True professionals act that way in my view.”

Except it does involve the town, since he stated he was the police chief from Millville. He DID do that, and it’s undeniable.

According to the Turtlegram Uxbridge Police Chief Marc Montminy was covering for him too.

Wait….hold on. January 20th the Turtlegram was texting with the Uxbridge police chief? Did Cyrus Moulton ever think to, ya know, pull the police report? Of course not. Because that would be actual fucking journalism. He’d rather just wait until Turtleboy did his work for him, and then pass it off as his own.

Remarkably the Turtlegram, the Uxbridge Police Chief, the Board of Selectmen, and the Town Manager weren’t the only people covering for him. So were the townsfolk.

How stupid do you have to be to read the Turtleboy article and then write those words? It says in plain English in the official police report that he showed the cop his badge. So I guess Turtleboy is lying AND the Uxbridge cop lied too.

Honestly, I could give a shit less about Millville and how they run their town because it’s one of the most irrelevant places on earth. But this police chief is obviously a corrupt liar who likes to use his badge to get away with crimes that anyone else would be arrested for. Like assaulting a cop.

 

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47 Comment(s)
  • Gibbs
    January 31, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    Turtleboy is under the impression that a police report is gospel truth and that cops don’t lie it was the police themselves that invented the term testilying but ok. Such a faggot

  • Bob Handwerker
    January 31, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    Drain the swamp!

  • Dana Mecom
    January 31, 2020 at 5:36 am

    He acted this way over a 1990’s Honda? A fucking Honda. Not a Chevelle, not a Corvette, not a 57’ Chevy! A fucking Honda. Last I heard they make a great lawnmower. Drive a Jeep, ride a Honda.

  • Jesse “The Body” Ventura
    January 30, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    Follow the money

  • Lying Liars and their Enablers
    January 30, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    Millville is in the Blackstone River Corridor the Lower Intestinal Tract of Souther New England kinda like Fall River. If you have to have a meeting of the Select Board and to discuss whether Millville’s Chief of Police getting handcuffed in a road rage situation and flashing his badge in any way involves the town he is Police Chief of…. then maybe… just maybe it did involve Millville. If there were a wildfire in Australia would you axe the question of did it involve Millville, some things are obvious.

    If a laborer for the Millville highway department or a clerk with schools were handcuffed in the neighboring town while flashing their Millville Work ID and shouting their credentials, you know they would be effected in their job. But the Top Cop in Millville Chief Ronald McDonald Landry goes all road-rage and it’s all ohhh, “we support him” “I’m with him” pay no attention to that pesky police report. Hopefully Woostah takes some exlax with a bowl of chili and Millville has a large movement that floats back down into Rhode Island.

  • What an Ass Hole
    January 30, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    What do you think it’s like to work for Chief Ronald Rage Landry? Sounds like he has the early stages of Dementia. Losing his mind and unable to solve problems or control his emotions. Then again why should he try to be a decent person when the badge under his jacket let’s him be a street thug with impunity a fat pay check and pension.

    Chief Ronnie Rage Landry has an emotional problem, ill tempered control freak, his job gives him the opportunity to abuse many people. The select board are all afraid of him. Because the last Chief was allegedly worse you’re going to hold onto this bad apple of a Chief? Now I know why your town sucks. My last spouse was a drunk heroin addicted hooker my new spouse is just a drunk hooker.. I’m making progress YO!

    7 years tops Chief Ronald Rage Landry will be slapping tapioca pudding on his face, wearing adult diapers in a secured Geriatric Psych Unit. No sport fishing or Golfing down in Florida for you in your golden years Chief Ronald Rage Landy. But think of all the fun Chief Ronnie Rage Landry will have eating the finger paints paint in finger painting therapy.

  • Thin Blue Line
    January 30, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    God bless our heroes in blue!

    Listen, the chief is a sworn police officer. That’s all any of you losers on this site need to know.
    Show some respect! There needs to be laws that prevent rude comments about officers. Disgusting!

    • The angry taint
      January 30, 2020 at 4:42 pm

      Oh fuck right with your sanctimonious bullshit

      • The angry taint
        January 30, 2020 at 4:43 pm

        Right off

  • TB is getting pretty sad
    January 30, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    Oh my God another media outlet covered something of public record…..they stole my story wahhhhhhhhhhbb

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    January 30, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    Cool, cool, cool. No doubt.

    What about the Kylie series? Where is the nail in the coffin final part?

  • PaRappa the Non-Binary Rapper (they/them/theirs)
    January 30, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    “Wahhhhh wahhhhhh the telegram stole my story about some dumb cop in a town nobody’s ever heard of” get a grip Turtleboy you stupid cock. Nobody cares. Now gimme some goddamn updates about the cave trolls from Colerain

  • Renfro
    January 30, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    He looks like he’s sucked a few negroe cocks

  • JJ
    January 30, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    You guys are going to love this one!
    Please everyone, please, wake the fuck up!

    • Liawatha
      January 30, 2020 at 3:33 pm

      Good for hir! Ze is gorgeous!

  • Cheddah
    January 30, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    A boring story in two boring-ass towns that involve two bored cops getting into a stupid boring case followed by a stupid hack boring news reporter that works for a boring-ass newspaper followed by a bunch of boring people from Uxbridge and Millville having a boring argument on Facebook complaining about their boring-ass town issues…

  • -
    January 30, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    Anybody who’s ever worked for a municipality knows all too well that it’s “you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours” at all times, and trouble makers who have the audacity to speak up about or try to clean up sloth, ineptness, theft, bribery, nepotism or just outright f—king up don’t get promotions and other perks that go to those who keep their heads down and their mouths shut. Hence, you get this love fest of a town hearing where two of its members looked and sounded as if they were about to disrobe and hop on the guy’s lap.

  • Lt. Frank Drebin
    January 30, 2020 at 10:51 am

    Keep moving folks, nothing to see here.

  • Sweet
    January 30, 2020 at 10:12 am

    Please keep me informed of what’s going on in Millville.

    SAID. NO. ONE. EVER.

  • PaRappa the Non-Binary Rapper (they/them/theirs)
    January 30, 2020 at 9:52 am

    Where the fuck is Millville?

    • Non Binary Dumb Clown
      January 30, 2020 at 10:49 pm

      Hey paRappathe non binary idiot. I dont care if i agree with you 100%, your name is so fucking irritating i will downvote you every time.

  • Breaking Now!
    January 30, 2020 at 9:36 am

    The T&G just put out a story about the T&G stealing Turtleboy’s work. They are saying it’s an exclusive because they were able to interview their own reporters for the story.

  • Wuhan Schnauzer Cutlets
    January 30, 2020 at 7:24 am

    Bucketboy 2024

  • Liawatha
    January 30, 2020 at 4:51 am

    I stand with Chief Landry. His filter was off! He stated it 3 times! What don’t you people get? My God!

    • You don't get it
      January 30, 2020 at 12:35 pm

      You don’t get it. The problem is not that his “filter was off” and he said a few swear words. The problem is he placed his hands on another police officer (if a civilian did this, it would have been an assault and battery on a police officer), he resisted arrest (again not charged), he pulled, “Don’t you know who I am,” and was an out-of-control lunatic. Then, to compound everything, he may have lied to the Board of Selectman. It’s like OJ killed his wife while cussing her out and later apologizes for the cussing, say his “filter” was off. Well, that was not the crime.

      • DudeRanchStripClub
        January 30, 2020 at 12:54 pm

        I think, maybe, you don’t get it.

      • Liawatha
        January 30, 2020 at 2:28 pm

        He is part of the protected class. He is a government employee. For God’s sake!

  • Out of town er featuring ski mask witness
    January 30, 2020 at 4:24 am

    Word to Colorado

    I am staying uptown

  • Annie Dookiecan PHD
    January 30, 2020 at 1:58 am

    Break the deal spin the wheel. Conduct unbecoming. Put him in the thunderdome with the patrolman. 2 men enter.

    • Liawatha
      January 30, 2020 at 5:12 am

      Annie, I really admire you. You do good work.

  • Truth is...
    January 30, 2020 at 1:16 am

    As stated before, police chiefs are puppets for politicians. Go ask any working cop if I’m wrong. They all stick up for each other and treat the real cops that work the street like shit.

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 30, 2020 at 12:39 am

    “Nip it. Nip it in the bud!” Deputy Barney Fife

  • Luther
    January 30, 2020 at 12:16 am

    The Warriors killed Cyrus!!!!

    • JJ
      January 30, 2020 at 6:57 am

      All right now, for all you boppers out there in the big city, all you street people with an ear for the action, I’ve been asked to relay a reques from Luther.

      W A R R I O R S S S, COME OUTT ANDD PLAYYEEYYAAYY..

      Such an amazing movie!

      • James Remar
        January 30, 2020 at 10:40 am

        I should’ve won an Oscar.

  • GROW UP!
    January 30, 2020 at 12:13 am

    What you people don’t understand is that this is not a public matter. Like someone previously pointed out, this is between trained police professionals. Police officers have a higher level of morality understanding and functioning than the average citizen. The chief made his case and I believe him. The younger Uxbridge officer was immature and out of line for handling another sworn officer in such a rude manner. In the spirit of the law, police and select members of the government have more rights and privileges, as they should. They are better trained, educated, and have the general good of the community in mind. All this website does is stirr up controversy and hate. It is not the place of the press to stir up controversy. Know your place. Report the facts. Next time you need one of our heroes in blue, you’ll think twice about your immature posts. Grow up!

    • Harry Callahan
      January 30, 2020 at 12:19 am

      Mans got to know his limitations.

    • Your uncle lol
      January 30, 2020 at 1:20 am

      TB is a wanna be cop but he’s a fired teacher. His record he couldn’t be a security guard because of his boundary issues with children. He’s funny though like Chevy chase in that cop movie.

      • Dick Scratcher
        January 30, 2020 at 1:57 am

        You need to fuck off before there’s another story about you, cunt.

    • JJ
      January 30, 2020 at 7:01 am

      What kind of fucking drugs are you on? Someone needs to piss test you, you’re deffently on that carfentanil son!

    • Mr. Lahey
      January 30, 2020 at 7:06 am

      I am as pro law enforcement as you can get but I can’t believe that anyone would write of beliveve your statement. What planet are you from…

      “In the spirit of the law, police and select members of the government have more rights and privileges, as they should. They are better trained, educated, and have the general good of the community in mind.”

    • R Lee Ermey
      January 30, 2020 at 7:53 am

      Hey Grow Up!, you sound like a complete fucking loser. Unless of course everything your wrote is sarcasm..because it must be right?

    • ChrisInShrewsbury
      January 30, 2020 at 9:49 am

      Casual Observation:

      This is either Satire or Troll. Either way, nice work.

    • Kermit the Frog
      January 30, 2020 at 9:51 am

      Grow Up, perhaps you should email CNN and MSNBC. The press isn’t supposed to stir up controversy, eh???

    • PaRappa the Non-Binary Rapper (they/them/theirs)
      January 30, 2020 at 9:55 am

      I agree. Less of this, more stories about all the crazy people that live in Colerain or whatever that town is called. Bring back the Turtleboy Bone Rides!!!!!

    • Startled Pancake
      January 30, 2020 at 11:57 am

      “Police officers have a higher level of morality understanding and functioning than the average citizen.”

      This is a joke, right? This is a setup?

  • Cyrus the felching cuckold
    January 29, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    To quote my girl greta… “how dare you”

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