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Mom Says Carjacking Suspect Daughter Was Victim Of Ginger Boyfriend With Legendary Man-Bun

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FoxTwo people were stabbed after a carjacking in Thompson Thursday morning. Connecticut State Police said just after 10 a.m. Putnam Police responded to reports of a carjacking at Cumberland Farms on School Street in Putnam. The victim said that a white man with red hair who was wearing yellow pajama pants walked up to his car displaying a large knife and ordered the victim out. The victim jumped out, and the suspect got in and drove off in the north direction on Route 171. A short time later the victim’s car was found on West Thompson Road, near Church Street in Thompson. It had been in a crash, and no one was inside.

According to police, the suspect and a woman were seen walking down the road, and flagged down two women driving by. The male suspect ordered those woman out of their car, and when she refused the male suspect stabbed her arm. The second female victim in the car, the passenger, went to help the driver but was then cut by the knife as well. “That’s when he started pulling on the door, attacking my daughter,” remembered Anne McCoy, one of the victims. “The last thing I saw she was holding onto the door handle being dragged by the car.”

“I was just kicking madly and he kept saying ‘I’m going to stab you, I’m going to stab you,’ I think he got me in the leg, but he got me in the arm massively, at which point he said ‘I’ll keep stabbing unless you get out,'” McCoy added. The suspects took the car and drove off eastbound on West Thompson Road.

Police issued an alert for the car, and around 10:45 a.m. MassachusettsState Police troopers from the Sturbridge, Massachusetts, barracks found the car on Route 395 and started chasing it, and eventually stopped the car in a parking lot on Route 20 in Auburn.

Police said that when the troopers drove up to the suspect car it tried to ram their cruiser, then a second cruiser nearby. The car then drove off again, but ended when the suspects tried to turn around in a driveway and hit a cruiser and parked car. At that point the two suspects were arrested and charged with motor vehicle charges. The suspects were identified as Christopher R. Harding, 21, and Celina R. Cousineau, 21. They live in the same house in Dayville.

Northeastern Connecticut again?? Man, this place seems to have a never ending supply of dickbags. Pretty horrific stuff. But as it turns out, according to Celina Cousineau’s mother, her daughter is the real victim here and she is being “unlawfully” sent to prison for three months:

Strong points. The girl who stole two cars and helped her boyfriend stab a bunch of people is ALSO a victim in this story. She basically went through the same thing that the women who got stabbed and nearly run over went through. These things are equal.

SMH. Blaming it on the ginger with the man bun. Ain’t that always the way. Sure, the REAL reason that she’s going to jail for 90 days is because she’s out on bail after being charged with receiving a stolen motor vehicle, open and gross indecent exposure and disturbing the peace in a Milford Court case. But don’t let these facts get in the way. Your daughter is a great girl who would never do anything wrong and was mesmerized by that legendary sparkling red man bun.

Newsflash Mom – your daughter wasn’t dragged down with this scumbag. She is in fact a scumbag herself. Lots of people get into bad relationships, but according to your kid’s Facebook page, she’s been with this winner for about two years now. She’s even taken his last name on the Facebook machine:

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So it sounds pretty official.

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Guess what Mom? When you look at this face right here:

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And you see that this is the most effective way this individual can communicate:

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And you say, “I find this acceptable,” then chances are you will eventually be involved in a high speed chase across interstate lines with the police. Not once. But twice. She chose to carjack an innocent person with him. After they crashed she easily could’ve left (he was unarmed). But instead she chose to steal another car with him and drive to Route 20 in Massachusetts. Because she loved the thrill of dating the bad boy ginger from Brooklyn………Brooklyn, Connecticut.

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Oh, and good news, the ginger man bun reproduced:

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Joy.

For a positive spin on this story, they carjacked the wrong people. As a matter of fact the people who were the victims in Thompson own McCoy’s Action Karate in Auburn, and they’ve been doing karate for 25 years. So they gave these idiots a good fight. Of all the cars this ginger could’ve hijacked, he picks the one with the Mom and daughter karate combo. Have fun in jail morons!

 

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31 Comment(s)
  • John
    November 16, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    He stabbed 2white women in a car jacking out in the good burbs. Hes getting smoked 10years give or take a few. Kids nuts. Stabbing women wtf. I would blame it on bad drugs maybe he only gets 5yrs in prison and a ton of probation after. Probaly not tou he doesnt have cab money never mind anthony salerno money. Hes fucked.

  • Carla
    November 16, 2016 at 11:23 am

    You all need to shut up cuz you aint got no intelligence an you jus like to put people down people like then stand for issues like LQBT an BLM what do you stand for nothin cuz you aint even Americans so grow up you probably love Trump and walls but a free mind has no barriers they are good people so if you dont got nothin good to say do not say nothin at all so you dont look so stupid!

    • You suck at life
      November 16, 2016 at 11:27 am

      Go away troll. You have a broken set of values if you believe that. Your friends are low life criminal scum bags. They’re actually getting better than they deserve. They deserved to be shot on the scene. Can you truly believe that “they needed a ride” justifies carjacking and assault with a deadly weapon? Seriously, if you believe that is ok… you are broken. That is NOT civilized behavior. Animals act better than that.

    • Love, Me
      November 16, 2016 at 11:44 am

      Oh my god. I can’t even…

      You know what, Carla? Thank you! Thank you for proving your own point.

      • Carla
        November 16, 2016 at 12:10 pm

        Thank you to many people slander when they dont even no the facts!

        • You suck at life
          November 16, 2016 at 12:18 pm

          I weep for the future… Free my boi…

          • Carla
            November 16, 2016 at 12:33 pm

            No you suck at life cuz you talk about things you dont even no nothin about they have been having a hard time lately and there friends cat went missin like not even to long ago and they helped look for it but you dont see nobody talk about that so shut the fuck up!

          • You suck at life
            November 16, 2016 at 12:40 pm

            Ohhh… Their friend’s cat went missing?!? And they helped look!!! Why didn’t you say so!! They should be Canonized!! (It means made a saint…. So you don’t need to look it up.)

            That completely offsets the multiple felonies!! Shit, tell the judge that! He’ll TOTALLY let them go… Cause they’re awesome cat searching helpers! Maybe the people they stabbed will TOTALLY change their minds too… You know… cause they’re feline friendly.

            I seriously can’t believe you’re serious… This has to be a joke, right?

        • BobnMic
          November 16, 2016 at 4:10 pm

          Hi there Carla, welcome to my blog where the women want me and the men want to be me.

    • anono
      November 16, 2016 at 9:25 pm

      Nice stream of consciousness there, Carla.

  • john
    November 16, 2016 at 10:39 am

    hes gonna get like 5-7 8- 10 in walpole i dont get your way of thinking that hes getting 1yr. worcester superior gonna brake him off. what the hell went wrong with the kid. he has a job looks like a hipster lives in ct. listens to country. bad batch of molly? a steak knife wtf.

  • Carla
    November 16, 2016 at 9:42 am

    You dont no them like I do so stop trying to bring them down they are very nice people who would give ya the shirt off there backs so don’t go and judge them for one mistake she is a sweet and caring person and hopes to be a mom soon and he is a hard worker who is having a hard time finding a job right now because of all the racism about his hair that he styles like that to show respect and support for the BLM so dont be a hater if you dont know anfy facts I cant even begin to tell you how scared she must have been when they were assaulted by these angry kung fu bitches when all they wanted was a ride they are the sweetest cuple so don’ go hatin on stuff you don’t even no about neither of them would hurt a fly they r the victims here so shut the fuck up!

    • You suck at life
      November 16, 2016 at 9:50 am

      Very nice people… Who would give you the shirt off their back… While they stab you and take your car. Assaulted by the “kung fu bitches”?!?! You mean the innocent women defending themselves from a knife wielding lunatic and his crack whore “ride or die”… Fuck off. I wish it were me… They’d get a ride alright… In a hearse.

    • whatevuh
      WHATEVUH
      November 16, 2016 at 9:54 am

      Carla, you are obviously more of a scumbag then these two . . .

    • Love, Me
      November 16, 2016 at 10:10 am

      Carla, a mistake is when you try your key in the lock of someone else’s car because their car looks just like yours, and you weren’t paying attention. A mistake is not forcibly taking two cars that don’t belong to you. A mistake is not repeatedly stabbing two women who stopped to see if you needed assistance.

      Rest assured, these “kung fu bitches” as you call them, were not angry before your precious friends tried to force them out of their car. The McCoy’s are well-known in the area as kind, respectful, generous and trust-worthy. If your friends were scared when the ladies started defending themselves, it’s because the McCoy’s don’t look like the type of people who would fight back. They aren’t looking for a fight, but they know how to defend themselves when one comes along.

      This story has inspired a whole lot of unassuming-mom-types to start taking self-defense classes. Your little friends might want to remember that the next time they’re choosing their victims.

    • Robin
      November 16, 2016 at 11:56 am

      You’re fucking nuts. All they wanted was a ride?
      That’s why God created Uber.

  • Logical Warrior
    November 16, 2016 at 8:39 am

    They will be out in less than 30 days. Guaranteed. That’s what’s wrong with our justice system. Too lenient. 1 year in jail for this crime, IF it’s their first offense. Add six months for each additional. Asshole fucktards.

  • November 16, 2016 at 8:38 am

    THey survived. They validate their training. They don’t have the nightmare of having taken a life. It all good. My wife DD a ugh yet.

    • November 16, 2016 at 8:39 am

      WIFE AND daughter. Sorry. Tired

  • Independent Thinker
    November 16, 2016 at 7:15 am

    Carjacking should be a capital offense, with an automatic death sentence. That’s how you will stop it.

  • JayC
    November 16, 2016 at 7:07 am

    Well, I guess the chick isn’t as smaht at mommy dearest makes her out to be. Mom must have forgot about her open theft case. Convenient when your trying portray her as an angel. Mom must have forgot about the actual victims of her daughter. They are a lot more credible than this brainless duo with their endless excuses. Although Mom is pretty blind, her lawyer argued pretty hard that she was the victim as he should have and threw Mr. Manbun under the bus.

    With two woman using karate to fight off the man with the bun during the second carjacking, the girlfriend had the opportunity to RUN and ESCAPE, yet she stayed. It is great story that the victims used their skills and got their pound of flesh from the man with the bun. It would have been a real heartwarming story if one of the victims or a bystander had an equalizer though.

  • November 16, 2016 at 6:50 am

    Hey mom your fat ugly girl is a crack hoe
    Tell the bitch to lose some weight the fat ass can only get that skinny crack head to use her for sex, drugs and money
    You failed your daughter you piece of shit

  • anonon
    November 16, 2016 at 12:10 am

    Gives new meaning to “ride or die.”

  • Fatfingr Lou
    November 15, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    LT Aldo Raine vs. Man-Bun!

    Two men enter, one man leaves!

  • Independent Thinker
    November 15, 2016 at 3:31 pm

    Too bad the victims weren’t armed. If so, we’d have two dead hood rats. This is why people need to be armed.

  • AJ
    November 15, 2016 at 3:15 pm

    Never ending supply of Gingers and those pathetic “ride or die” couples. His man card should be permanently revoked for a number of reasons- but I have to say that getting tuned up by two women while you’re swinging a knife at them is fucking priceless. My hat off to the victims for fighting back.

    As you can see, this low expectation having motherfucker is proud to have a job and pass a drug test……I’ll go out on limb here and guess he’s taking court ordered parenting classes in order to have any type of custody of his child. I’ll say the most recent arrest is going to put a dent his plans.

    • anono
      November 16, 2016 at 9:29 pm

      ” I’ll say the most recent arrest is going to put a dent his plans.”

      I don’t know – this is Massachusetts. The judge will probably feel even more sorry for him with each subsequent arrest.

  • Talisman
    November 15, 2016 at 3:07 pm

    The boys in lock up are gonna dick slap that bun right off

  • In the Know
    November 15, 2016 at 2:54 pm

    The driveway they were caught in is the owner of Pepe’s Pizza in Worcester I believe… and the chase caused North to go into a soft lock-down.

    Man Bun Meatheads…

  • JoeMomma
    November 15, 2016 at 2:45 pm

    I wish they would try it with me….then they would find out quickly that bringing a knife to a gun fight is not a good idea.

  • Spankster
    November 15, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    Any man with a man-bun is automatically suspect. Grow in that he’s a ginger and you may have found the second gunman from the grassy knoll

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