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You know Turtleboy is back in business when we the fan mail starts rolling in. Here’s your Monday Mailbagger of the day…..
Uhoh!!! He said we’d see a libel lawsuit if we post this message he sent us. We totally were NOT supposed to do this. Yet we did anyway. And he’s obviously for real since he’s one of the rare fans who actually knows the difference between libel and slander!! Game over folks!
Turns out that because we’re a public figure and Tom Lauring is a “private citizen” he can message us sweet nothings like this, but we can’t do anything in return:
According to him if we blog about this he’s going to get “vicious” on our Facebook page, which sounds like a fun way to spend a Monday!!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!! What’s with all the homophobia bro? This is a love and tolerance blog. Take your hate speech elsewhere please.
Not sure what his beef is exactly, but it looks like it has something to do with trannies and being a coward:
Tuns out “Tom” is only Tom sometimes, and looks like to be Ghetto “Tomi” Lahren on other days…..
Honestly, he looks better as a chick.
Unfortunately by the time Abi finished up her dump and had gotten back to him he’d already blocked all three of our Facebook pages. It’s almost like people who believe they are another gender and mutilate themselves have some sort of undiagnosed mental disorder. Weird.
Happy Monday everyone!!