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Mother Of Mount Holyoke Student Who Plotted To Disrupt Police Graduation Says Daughter Had “No Plans” To Do So And Can’t Get Job After College Because Turtleboy Is Racist, 

 

Heather Peckham Emerson, the mother of Gwenna Emerson, one of the Mount Holyoke students who plotted to disrupt the Western Mass Police Academy graduation in a secret Facebook group that I infiltrated, posted the following today on Facebook:

So many strong points being made. Allow me to break this one down for you all.

“Well known radical right racist and sexist blogger”

I’m not going to humor the racist and sexist comments any longer, because why should I put any thought or effort into defending myself if they’re not going to put thought and effort into smearing me? But I will address the “radical” accusation. Sorry Mom, I’m actually pretty mainstream and common sense in my opinions. I’ll tell you what’s radical though – saying cops are all awful people, and the comparing them to Nazi Gestapo police. Ya know, like your crotch fruit did.

That’s your daughter. You raised this person, and this was the end product. If my kids grow up to be like this then I will admit that I completely failed as a parent. Your daughter is my motivation to be a better father.

“He hacked into a private Mount Holyoke College group”

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. Whoever runs that page let an obviously fake account into a group with hundreds of people. That’s neither hacking nor private.

“Targeting certain students”

Ma’am, we don’t target people – we expose them when they do terrible things. Your daughter’s behavior was subpar and she got called out for it. Perhaps she should try being less terrible in the future.

“Published an article including her name, where she goes to school, and where she lives”

Miss, it says right on her public Facebook page, which I connected to by clicking on her name after she made those comments, that she lives in Newburyport and her name is Gwenna. Her school was kind of self-evident since she was plotting to disrupt an event at Mount Holyoke while being a member of a Mount Holyoke Facebook group.

“She and the other student did not have any plans to do what the article accused”

Looks like someone’s got a case of the dindu nuffins. Perhaps if you held your daughter responsible for her behavior when she was younger she wouldn’t have grown up to be such an irresponsible and dangerous adult. Instead you wanted to besties:

And besties don’t tell each other what they can and can’t do, because they’re friends.

Just to review, one girl said she wanted to “f*** some s*** up.”

And your daughter responded by saying, “I’m interested in organizing something for sure.”

If you could please explain to me what part of that statement we misinterpreted we will gladly take the blog down. But first you’re gonna need to fill out the form with Abi.

“She is receiving death threats and lots of hate messages”

This is what they do now folks. They do something terrible, get called out for being terrible, and then whine about death threats and hate messages. For the record, she didn’t get any death threats. If she did, then that’s a crime, and I’d gladly condemn whoever sent them though. Please forward them to me so we can expose whoever did this to your daughter. I’ll wait.

“They even have a picture of her that she had as private”

Again, that’s not how the Internet works dear.

“Please do not give this hate-smearing sick person any traffic”

I’m willing to bet most people on your friends list hadn’t read this blog until you posted about it. Well done.

“Just know that he is an infamous troll – very misogynist and racist”

Plotting to disrupt a graduation event is the definition of trolling, except in real life.

“My daughter is applying for jobs right now”

Good, I hope this prevents her obtaining employment. She deserves nothing less. Anyone who thinks like her is not mature enough to enter the working world, and employers certainly have a right to know that the resume in front of them comes from a mentally unbalanced fascist.

“Her safety is at stake”

No it’s not.

“I don’t know if we can legally fight this article”

You can’t. But give Mike Gaffney a call, he might write you an after David.

“She contacted me to warn me that I could be targeted as well”

I wouldn’t say targeted is the right word. More like exposed. And if you knew there was a chance for that you probably should’ve made your page private before I found this glorious pictures:

Here’s a parenting tip – give up the dream. Whatever it is you’re trying to be, just stop. You’re a grown woman with an adult daughter and you still think you’re going to become an actress or something. Maybe if you stopped focusing so much of your time and energy on yourself, and put it on your daughter instead, then you would’ve raised a decent human being who doesn’t generalize and disparage law enforcement like that.

Also, you should not be encouraging this:

I understand if you’re a liberal, and I’m totally cool with that. It’s normal for people to have varying political opinions in this country, and since your daughter is young it’s perfectly normal for her to be left leaning.

There are lots of candidates she can choose from this election. Most of them are like going out with the boring, predictable guy who will have your daughter home by curfew. But Bernie is like the guy on the Harley with copious amounts of tattoos who comes to pick your daughter up for a date and calls her father “sup?” He attracts the wrong crowd. Pick a democrat, any democrat. Beto, Kamala, Biden, or even someone hip like Mayor Pete, Yang Gang, or Tulsi. Those people attract grown up democrats with jobs who are liberal, but aren’t completely insane. Bernie is the guy on the left who all the crazy ones are drawn to. His supporters are literally cancer, and they kill the democratic party from the inside. They threw a fit when Hillary easily beat him in the primary in 2016, didn’t show up to vote in November, and handed the election to Trump. Bernie is by far the best thing to ever happen to the Republican party, and MAGA nation thanks you dearly for him.

You are the Bernie of parenting. Instead of blaming other people (us) for your daughter’s current situation, perhaps you should re-evaluate, speak to your daughter about posting incendiary things on the Internet, and stop enabling her by denying what was clearly self evident to everyone who read the blog.

 

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77 Comment(s)
  • O'Leary
    April 16, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    This trainwreck is stuck somewhere between a shit and a fart!

  • Kim Wescott
    TheCureForHope
    April 14, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    I don’t understand how illegals are attending this school. One of the girls mentioned they would feel ‘unsafe’ with graduating police officers on campus.

    Please enlighten me.

    Also, I doubt illegals would have enough $$ to pay tuition for this school. So these illegals getting scholarships to expensive schools are preventing a US citizen from getting that scholarship.

    Wait, maybe that’s not such a bad thing.

  • ames1049
    April 14, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    Given the mom’s whale of a figure, I’m just shocked that her piglet is as pale as she is.

  • JoeMomma
    April 14, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    If she wanted a job she should have gone to a real school instead of day care.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 14, 2019 at 9:18 am

    So Gwenna’s career is over? It’s only because the Fat Lady Is Singing!

  • Burlando Castile
    April 14, 2019 at 6:44 am

    Either the mom has a girthy chastity belt or she’s advertising the only size pilot hole drilling she can tolerate so as to render the slightest roast beef friction.

    “…to keep yon belly from yon floor”—Seamus McBundy

  • Cue the Cow Noises
    April 14, 2019 at 3:52 am

    What’s up with the cow in the red blanket? I didn’t ask for milk.

  • Turd F
    April 14, 2019 at 2:45 am

    Mom’s bangable all day long in the costume.

  • The Name Game
    April 13, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    Holy Ironfat, Batman, she looks like Ragen Chastain! I thought that was another pic of Guana. It’s actually Space-Heater Peckatzits Emerson-nice-tits! Mother-of-the-year nominee she’s NOT!

  • Jane still not hot
    April 13, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    Boo fucking hoo, my poor daughter can’t get a job. Hey Mom, you do realize your daughter and her friends cost a hard working person their job for merely supporting the potus ? I am sorry that there are actually hard working Americans on the other side of the fence that you want fired from whatever job they have for doing absolutely nothing wrong. Karma’s coming for you Jane and your daughter Honey Boo Boo.

    • Slurping Bernie
      April 14, 2019 at 7:23 am

      Great comment, only thing I would change is “honey boo boo” I think “holy poo poo” fits better for this barn yard family!!

  • Hardy Har Har
    April 13, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    Is she disabled? That’s what her picture appears to show.
    I’ve got a joke
    Which would you rather have…
    One million dollars or this mother and daughter’s heads full of nickels?
    Thanks for coming and be sure to tip your waitress and bartender

  • John Blutarsky
    April 13, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Damn! Now I see where that ugly little cunt got her looks from. A big, fat bitch that decided to reproduce and look at the fucking result. A mongoloid shitstain with nothing to offer to society who was reared to be as fugly on the inside as she is on the outside. Just go away you fucking oxygen thieves!!!

  • The Arborist
    April 13, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    The acorn and the oak tree….

  • Ugly For Life
    April 13, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    She is angry like her mom. Imagine being a woman and really knowing that not one man that you ever encounter in your miserable life will find you attractive or say you are beautiful. The best you can do is be a baby momma for a brutha or third world illegal.

    • Fat Bottom Girls
      April 13, 2019 at 7:36 pm

      She will always be able to tell when a self loathing loser who is desperate for sex is lying to her. Her litmis test will be the words I love you. Once she heres a man any man say that to her it will be her gotcha moment. It wont happen very often but when it does she will be able to spot a liar right away. No self respecting gentleman would ever utter those words to her nor would he entertain the idea of sex eith that beast.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 13, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    From the State Trooper Scandal to this?

    Oh goody, we can ruin whole families now!

    Funny, you didnt mention stuff like this when you spoke to the closed door Republican meeting.

    • stupid is as stupid does
      April 13, 2019 at 1:26 pm

      Momma Emerson jumped strait into the fire on her own she wasn’t even mentioned in the original story. You don’t see the mother of Avery Elizabeth or any of the other parents going public.

      When in a hole stop digging.

  • professor genius
    April 13, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    The daughter’s fate was sealed by the mother. Mom trained her to be a bitter, hateful feminist, spending all her time whining and complaining and looking for attention, instead of learning to make herself a viable wife. This is the end of this family’s bloodline, and the rest of us are better off for it.

  • don
    April 13, 2019 at 11:48 am

    her fivehead took up my whole screen

  • Michelin Man
    April 13, 2019 at 11:13 am

    I’m retiring

  • Crispy C
    CrispyC
    April 13, 2019 at 10:30 am

    Genetics is a hell of a thing.

    In a lot of ways, this girl had no chance when she was born to this obese, disgusting and dumb lady. Honest question, can we now blame this girl for her actions given the genetics this poor girl was born into?

    If nothing else this blog is a good reminder to people that they should think twice and then some before reproducing and handing down deficient genetics to their offspring. Forget about illegals and walls, this is America’s biggest problem coupled with handing out government-funded prizes to these very people that are reproducing that should not be.

  • Fatso Cum laude
    April 13, 2019 at 10:13 am

    TBS has inadevertantly given Dopey Emerson the highest honor that can be bestowed on a Mt Holyoke graduate or any sjw. She has achieved true victimhood in the media, she will benefit more from TBS exposing her stupidity then was ever possible from her degree.

    Let’s be clear the mother is posting this story on-line for one reason only to gain some of victim-status and lime-light for herself, this story is like hitting the lottery for sjw’s. They all dream of the drama, attention and sympathy, just look at the mother’s King Richard’s Fair fantasy life, they love this situation.

    Wouldn’t be surprised if some Mt Holyoke alumni who married into or inherited patriarchal wealth she some of that wealth to pay-down Jelly Doughnut Emerson’s debt.

  • Hart Ford
    April 13, 2019 at 10:12 am

    The ugly shouldn’t breed.

    • Milodog
      April 13, 2019 at 10:22 am

      Yup. God made them gross to snuff out that gene pool.

  • Milodog
    April 13, 2019 at 9:57 am

    If they re-directed their hatred of cops to maybe donuts they’d be way better off.

  • Hyphenated names result in IQ lowering
    April 13, 2019 at 9:09 am

    Wah wah wah. Poor me, poor my stupid daughter. Mean old Turtleboy being racist and stuff. Jesus Christ lady how dumb are you??? Don’t answer I think I know. If you put your stupid shit on fuckbook this is what happens. Dumb people. Will never have a f book account for this reason, I would definitely say the wrong things and that would be that. World needs ditch diggers too, fatty, start shoveling.

  • Gagger
    April 13, 2019 at 8:40 am

    Wow! The apple doesn’t fall far from the ugly tree! That’s a gene pool that needs draining. She looks like a shaved bulldog.

  • Five O
    April 13, 2019 at 8:28 am

    Hey mom,

    Are you in fear?
    Does your daughter worry about being attacked?

    Simple, CALL THE POLICE!

    ooops you can’t ha, ha , ha ,ha

  • Sandpaper ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    April 13, 2019 at 8:25 am

    In this day, if you go on the internet seeking attention through social media, you will get that attention. You need to be very careful and choose your words carefully. I know if your daughter was(some how)raped, she would certainly call the police for help. If a scary black man walked down the road past your home, I am willing to bet you would call the police for help. Yet these are people who are no good. Don’t ever ask for their help. You are very disrespectful people. And if you can’t handle what other people think, maybe you should shut your big mouths and worry about shit that actually should matter to you, like seeing a dermatologist for real.

  • Give a Feminist s Throat Punch
    April 13, 2019 at 8:23 am

    Target women
    Expose women
    Harass women
    Attack women

    • MAGA
      April 13, 2019 at 3:04 pm

      Hate women.
      HATE women.
      HATE WOMEN.

  • Dr. Kildaire
    April 13, 2019 at 8:22 am

    No plans huh? Plan to lose some weight you fat pig. Plan to do something with your eat fast food degree. Plan to marry a rich fat guy who would somehow find your blubber attractive. Fail to plan plan to fail…

  • Doug Neidermeyer
    April 13, 2019 at 8:07 am

    Millions of people like mom and daughter here have turned the Democrat Party into an insane asylum. The only 2020 candidate who had even a long shot of a chance was the former Starbucks CEO but fortunately he wasn’t batty enough for the Party’s liking. Back to daughter – what kind of sane and rational person equates police support of the NRA and the sitting President to racism?

  • Dean Vernon Wormer
    April 13, 2019 at 8:07 am

    “Fat, on anti-depressants, and stupid is no way to go through life, miss.”

    • Michael Hunt
      Mike Hunt
      April 13, 2019 at 8:50 am

      Just woke up. Read the last word as ‘mess’.
      Makes it even funnier.

  • You had me til the Bernie bit
    April 13, 2019 at 7:06 am

    Bernie’s the only trustworthy politician out there. He had nothing to do with this train wreck.

    • bigdaddy
      bigdaddy
      April 13, 2019 at 7:57 am

      Bernie is a real man of the people I mean who doesn’t pwn three homes and fly around in private jets

    • PetiteTeen
      April 13, 2019 at 9:02 am

      Cai… Bernie is a dope. Stop it. He cake simply tax a few rich people and give everyone the benefits. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

      • PetiteTeen
        April 13, 2019 at 9:04 am

        Cake? WTF…

        CAN’T.

  • Gar char
    April 13, 2019 at 7:00 am

    Damn! You can land a 747-800 fully fueled on her and her daughter foreheads

  • Your fat drunk stupid.. its the way your gonna stay....
    April 13, 2019 at 6:59 am

  • BernDawg
    April 13, 2019 at 6:56 am

    This is one of the more hilarious blogs I’ve read in a long time. These people are fucking nuts, and cannot be reasoned with

  • gwenna's queef
    April 13, 2019 at 6:42 am

    the crotch fruit doesn’t fall far from the crotch, can you imagine the stench.
    On a positive note MacDonald’s in Newburyport is hiring.
    “McDonald’s is your kind of place / It’s such a happy place / Hap, hap, hap, happy place…”

    • Big Wick
      April 13, 2019 at 9:58 pm

      She can either repeat after Ronald, “You want fries with that?”, or sing “With our bucket and mop, we will clean up the shop, there is nothing so clean, as our milkshake machine.” Except half the time I want a shake, the machine;s out of order.

      And, hey, y’all Turtle Riders, please don’t disrespect the sweet, innocent Down Syndrome children, many of whom gladly lead productive lives, by comparing them to swampbucket Guana.

      • Mama did it
        April 15, 2019 at 8:03 am

        Yes, Down syndrome children are loving and sweet. And most, even though they have a disability are productive members of society. They have a lot more to offer then this five head pus bucket ever will. Good job mom. You raised a real peach!

  • Fupa Reproduction
    April 13, 2019 at 6:39 am

    Au Contraire lady flabulous, your Downs syndrome imposter daughter is now uniquely qualified to become a Dean of Social Equality or Socio-Economic Equality Czar in any institution of “education” or government agency.

  • hank
    April 13, 2019 at 6:25 am

    Let me guess. There’s no father in the picture and probably hasn’t been for some time. This is what happens in most single parent households. Whoever gets custody fucks their kids brains up with lies and anger at the people and things they think caused their situation. Somewhere her ex husband is laughing maniacally into a highball of single malt looking at this and congratulating himself on having a brain.

    • Condoms prevent GWEENA’s
      April 13, 2019 at 7:54 am

      He shouldn’t be laughing, he should be praying that nobody finds out that his sperm played a hand in the creation of this thing named Gwenna! When she was being born the guy probably said, I see the head, then took off as fast as he could. I bet he is still having nightmares about it til this day.

      • johny 2 flush
        April 13, 2019 at 10:41 am

        The poor soul passed away a few years ago in hospice while gweena was playing greatful dead music for him.

        • Wasn’t really about him
          April 13, 2019 at 11:50 am

          If her father has passed may he Rest In Peace. Technically this blog really wasn’t about him or even his wife. Unfortunately they end up being dragged into things that their offspring does. This blog is about the awful disrespectful things that Gweena did. Not him. So again, I hope he is in a better place.

          • gwenna
            April 13, 2019 at 9:20 pm

            get lost retard

          • My reply to you Gweena
            April 14, 2019 at 7:45 am

            Hey Gweena, I won’t get lost. I will be right here speaking my mind about your rotten ass. Your walking birth control and have no room to call anyone a Retard. That’s a horrible word. There are many mentally disable people in this world who probably have a better understanding of common sense then your pus filled pimpled ass ever will. And now you have proven that you not only hate cops but you have issues with people who have mental retardation. And make fun of their illness, ya know someone with Like a real true disability. Not someone who is just a moron like you. You keep showing the world what Gweena is all about. You could have said asshole, bitch, dummy, dumb ass, c/word many, many other things. But you decided the word retard was the best to use. Gweena no matter what you do, your gonna be ugly and nasty forever, I would seriously recommend working on your inner beauty cause that’s your only chance. And so far. You are UGLY AS FUCK! And It doesn’t look like it is going to change anytime soon

  • OMG
    April 13, 2019 at 6:12 am

    “It was like fucking a 55 gallon drum of crisco.”

  • Captain Ahab
    April 13, 2019 at 5:35 am

    THAR SHE BLOWS! THAR SHE BLOWS! A HUMP LIKE A SNOW-HILL! SHE NEEDS MOBY DICK!

  • Stunt Penis
    April 13, 2019 at 5:31 am

    As an employer, the first thing I do whenever I get a resume is to google the person, and check out their social media history. If it looks like they’re going to be a problem employee (e.g. I see any radical, left-leaning bullshit or conversely, on the other end of the spectrum, any radical conservative conspiracy shit), guess what? Right in the trash bin their resume goes. I do not care how qualified someone is, if they’re going to be a disruptive presence to my other employees or potentially cause disharmony with my workforce, it’ll cost me *more* in the long run than if I hire a less-qualified individual who is just trying to go through life to make a better place for him/herself and his/her family.

    Sounds like this woman wanted to be the “fun mom” to her daughter.

    • Independent Thinker
      April 13, 2019 at 6:38 am

      All good points. However, it is not simply your political views that can kill your job prospects. If you come across as someone who has an attitude, the chances are very high that you will not be hired. A piss poor attitude will not get you very far in life.

      Perhaps posting, “cops are awful people,” has something to do with why she cannot get hired, although my first guess is that she studied something useless, such as transgendered studies.

      • Stunt Penis
        April 14, 2019 at 7:19 am

        Of course. I use the political aspect because this blog entry deals with individuals engaging in a political act. There are a myriad of other reasons why I may circular file a resume other than political radicalism.

    • Google is your friend!
      April 13, 2019 at 7:40 am

      I did the same thing when I was a supervisor a couple of years ago. I would interview people and before I made a decision, I turned on the old google machine to see what I could find. The HR gal there told me I couldn’t do that, that it was against the law. I told her I didn’t give a shit, it was the right thing to do. Low and behold, interviewed a guy who had just got out of jail for hit and run vehicular homicide – that he did not disclose. Found out after the interview. Needless to say, he didn’t get the job.
      Also used it to check up on a fucking worthless junkie that worked at the same place I did. Turns out the cunt was getting high on the job and her supervisor was a dumbass. So a little google search turned up an arrest for heroin possession a month prior. Yeah, she got the heave-ho.
      My point is this – stupid fucking morons don’t understand that their actions are gonna end up on the internet and that shit will be there until they die. Frankly, shitheels like Guano deserve their shit to be seen by everyone. Potential love-interests, employers, loan managers, anyone who needs a background check on her, whatever, will know what a fucking piece of shit she is. And she earned every bit of it.
      Oh yeah, did anyone else expect the mom to be just as glorious as her pig offspring?

    • Independent Thinker
      April 13, 2019 at 7:41 am

      I have one more thing to add to this comment. If you have a reputation of going around and getting people fired who don’t share your political views, you are labeled a troublemaker who is not a good fit, with the result being that nobody will hire you.

  • Ryan l
    April 13, 2019 at 5:29 am

    U seen the story about Avi Yemini he was detained and then deported by the fbi for trying to expose Jim Jefferies, which he already did. Check it out

  • Independent Thinker
    April 13, 2019 at 5:14 am

    She’s unemployable because she has no skills to offer. Those who decide to attend college need to make sure that they actually study something that will provide one with the means to be able to obtain a job. Being a radical doesn’t cut it.

    As for the mother, she should know better than to be posing in the manner that she does. Not at all flattering.

  • Sgt Retired
    April 13, 2019 at 3:28 am

    Holy shit.
    She’s from Watertown, NY. Fort Fucking Drum. If hell had a cold spot, this would be it.
    That explains a lot. The kid is probably the product of hooking up with some PFC with 10th Mountain Div, hoping to score that BAH and Tricare. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is a very real concern in that place.
    Her dependapotamus plan probably fell through when the dad got NJP’d a couple of times and put out with a BCD, sent home in shame to Nowhere, Nebraska.

    Watertown, such a terrible place.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    kevins9iron
    April 13, 2019 at 3:15 am

    Another helicopter parent. Mom demonstrates why daughter is such a monster.

    • Blimping aint Easy
      April 13, 2019 at 7:21 am

      Excellent point Sir, but may I suggest the phrase “Hindenberg Parent” in place of helicopter parent.

      • Big Wick
        April 14, 2019 at 4:17 pm

        The epitome of crash and burn. They bother deserve it.

  • Harry Richard
    April 13, 2019 at 3:08 am

    Man, this guy loves going after little girls. Starting to think this page has run its course.

    • Diane Woods emerson
      Whinycunt
      April 13, 2019 at 7:21 am

      Hey gaffney , you have a hairy dick? Ewww. Seek medical assistance please.

    • Massive Womyn you dumbass
      April 13, 2019 at 7:24 am

      “LITTLE GIRLS”

      What exactly is your definition of LITTLE and GIRLS?

    • bigdaddy
      Jonathan Ryan Ledoux
      April 13, 2019 at 7:50 am

      I like talking about little girls

    • z
      April 13, 2019 at 11:54 am

      And little boys of the same age in the past were drafted and many died so shit heads could say 18 to 22 year old female college students were little girls.

    • Big back
      April 13, 2019 at 7:28 pm

      Lol what is little here? From forehead to bottom nothing about these broads is little.

  • Jeff J
    Touche
    April 13, 2019 at 1:42 am

    BOOM ROASTED!!
    Great job telling it like it is and exposing the obvious. I know most of us see it but I wonder if the mom will get it…..if she’ll see the error in her ways or the asshole of a daughter she raised. Doubt it but it was well said.
    Btw……did anyone find out the answer to the goalie/dart team thing??

  • Turd Reversalist
    April 13, 2019 at 1:00 am

    Mom’s got a sorta purdy mouth but sexing her up would be like raping a mailbox.
    She could watch while I work my magic on her daughter’s hiney hole, though.
    Hey, it’s what I do…

  • Unicorns, Mermaids, and Gwenna Emerson Passing the Phone Screening
    April 13, 2019 at 12:14 am

    Of course she’s jobless. You’re more likely to collect the $10 million dollar bounty on bigfoot than to encounter an SJW with an employment history. Children like Gwenna would understand why this is the case if she focused her energy on bettering herself and building skills instead of wasting time insulting the police with limp-dicked protests. If that’s a radical thing to say, then it’s already too late to save this country.

    Also, kudos for hanging up that sign without falling out the window. That alone exceeded my expectations.

  • Francis Sidebottom’s Alter Ego
    April 12, 2019 at 11:59 pm

    Mission: Accomplished.
    Outstanding job and it’s beautiful to watch these people keep digging themselves deeper into the hole they started.

    • Si senor'..... he he he..
      April 13, 2019 at 7:03 am

      Si Senor’… I cutting in line..like chapter 8….. he he he..

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