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This is Amanda Bickford AKA Pandalyn Saldana and her boyfriend Joshua Saldana from Leominster and Fitchburg respectively…..

She’s been posting all over twin city group pages, claiming to be looking for jobs and apartments in the area:

People offer her advice, like, ya know, try Wendy’s. She thanks them, because apparently applying for a job at a business hadn’t crossed her mind, and she pretends like she’s going to follow through but then goes right back to the begging.

Some have offered to connect her with people who can rent her an apartment, but they require background checks and deposits. Or as PandaLynn calls them, “scammers.”

This upset some people since they were only trying to help, but to her they were being “judgemental assholes.”

She might not have enough money for rent, but she sure doesn’t mind smoking the devil’s lettuce….

Girl, weed is for taxpayers.

But it was a mystery as to why she was turning down all this help. Why not just get a simple background check from one of the landlords that was offered to her? Then this happened and it all made sense….

OF COURE he’s a registered sex offender. I mean, was there really any doubt?

Oops!!

But according to Mount Crotchusett, her boy toy was never charged with sexual crimes against children:

Except the Google machine says otherwise:

A local man was arraigned in District Court on indecent assault charges Monday after allegedly exposing himself multiple times to a five-year-old, according to court documents. Joshua Saldana, 37, of 14 Milk St., was charged with indecent assault and battery on a child under the age of 14 and open and gross lewdness for a series of interactions that took place between June 2015 and February 2017, according to the police investigation of the alleged incidents. Saldana had repeatedly exposed himself to a child he was babysitting and also touched the child, according to investigators.

Oh good. She’s chosen to mate with guy who has a tendency to repeatedly touch and expose himself to five year olds. Shocking they can’t find a room to rent. Pedophiles are well known to help raise property value after all.

And here’s the best part – she chose the Diddler on the Roof over her children:

But it’s OK because she wishes her kids at a happy birthday once a year on Facebook:

Sorry Jaden, she loves you a lot, but she’d just rather have a Level 2 sex offender’s Russel the one eyed muscle keeping her warm every night instead of living under the same roof as you. Same time next year!

Oh well, you’ll always have that nine month period together where nature forced her to actually hold onto you.

I’d say that the Fiddler on the roof might knock her up again, but she’s over the age of 6 so that seems rather unlikely at this point.

Good luck finding an apartment!!