So our newest sponsor, Mr. Berries sells boxer briefs. I’m not gonna lie, I’ve never worn a pair of boxer briefs in my life. Mrs. Turtleboy is always making fun of me and telling me that men don’t wear boxer shorts. Is this true? I messaged a couple of the other writers to poll them and see what they wore and the results came back about 50/50. Here’s the gist of both arguments:
Pro-briefs: Chicks dig it. Here’s proof. Ask 100 women if they prefer a dude in boxers or boxer briefs. At least 95 of them will say boxer briefs. They dig the curves and bulge. Boxer shorts give you swamp ass since they’re made of cotton and ride up in your in grundle. People think boxer briefs are restrictive. They’re not. They just keep your shit together like a suitcase.
Pro-boxers: Boxer shorts are as American as you can get. They worked in the 90’s, and they worked now. Nothing is cooler than sagging your carpenter jeans so the top of your boxer shorts come out.
So I guess the bottom line is, I’ll give boxer briefs a shot if Mrs. Turtleboy buys em for me for Christmas. If you’re in the same boat as Mrs. Turtleboy, check out Mr. Berries all-American made boxer briefs and don’t forget to like them on Facebook.