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Much Like Bristol Blarney, Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Sweet 16 Is Wide Open

 

Voting in the Trap Queen region is completed and here are the last 4 ratchets who have advanced to the Sweet 16 of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2020.

For all the people who thought Bristol Blarney was a shoe in to take this whole thing, or who thought we never should’ve included her because no one else would have a chance – you were wrong. She has by far the toughest path of any one seed, and at this point she’s not even the favorite to make it out of her bracket.

Much like Bristol Blarney, this field is wide open. Here’s how Vegas has the odds set. Bet $100 to win the following.

Lorrayna and Kylie have the easier path to the finals. Kylie’s biggest obstacle at this point is Abrams. Hard to tell who Lorrayn’s stiffest competition is, and she’s had the biggest margin of victory through two rounds. The Hadassah bracket is an anyone can win scenario, and in the Bristol region it’s hard not to be impressed with the path of destruction from Landon Steele, Nikki Evans, and even Failure Swift.

Sweet 16 begins Monday, followed by the finals the week after. See ya then.

 

 

10 Comment(s)
  • TortugaNiño
    April 19, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    How does Landon Steele even qualify with an unfinshed series? Thats like giving Len Bias the 86’ MVP award.

  • Rachel Rollins Albino Lawn Jockey
    April 19, 2020 at 5:50 am

    BOSTON — A 10-year-old girl remains in critical condition at a local hospital after being shot in a Roxbury apartment, Boston Police Commissioner William Gross said in a press conference held Saturday evening in the city.

    The shooting took place in an apartment building located at 21 Nazing St. in Roxbury. Law enforcement alleged that the victim was shot when a firearm in a separate apartment was discharged. The bullet went through, “several walls” before striking the girl, according to Commissioner Gross.

    The firearm was shot during a gathering at a nearby apartment in the building. Anyone notice the red gang “P” lid the “gent” had on? Herald frt page……

  • J£WS DRINK THE BLOOD OF WHITE CHILDREN
    April 18, 2020 at 10:36 pm

    Kate Peter is a J£w.

  • John Valby
    April 18, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    She had her legs wide open….it kept the flies off of the food

  • Who Flung Cum
    April 18, 2020 at 8:36 pm

    The fact that Bitch Tits and the wrecker slut are still on this bracket proves there are no OG riders voting anymore. I’ll give you Blarney because she’s a twat fresh on our minds, but the other 2 are her pets. She built her fake India following using them. We’ve seen some great ratchets walk at their hands, and it makes me fucking sick. You want to see them through? Go follow the masshole shit-stain forum to get your current events. They don’t deserve any more attention on this site. Unc has said it himself, that’s Blarney’s meat..

  • Coon Tormentor
    April 18, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    That headline made me audibly laugh

  • Suffolk Downs
    April 18, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    Lorrayna
    Landon Steele
    Bristol

    But I’d box place and show

  • Stewart Nod
    April 18, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    I am so f**king excited.
    Best,
    Stewart

  • Kate's Neglected Poon Polyps
    April 18, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    At least Kylie will be see jail time in her scams since the FBI is investigating it. Bristool has gotten away with fraudulent activities for years

  • The smart money
    April 18, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    Lorrayna vs Bristol for the title

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