Natick Dumpsterslug We Exposed Selling Food Stamps For Drug Money Calls Out Rival Junkbox Marlboro Gingermuffin Who Just Had Sick Preemies For Begging For Free Shit On Yardsale Pages
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In February we wrote this blog about a Natick Dumpsterslug named Katherine Lanagan, AKA Katherine Angela Jeffs, who was selling her WIC baby formula, gift cards she got from returning things she stole to stores, and food stamps on Facebook in order to feed her “disease”:
Well, she’s back. Except this time she’s the one casting judgement on another ratchet.
It began when a woman named Joyce Getz posted this to the Medway MA Yardsale & Trading Facebook page:
Yup, it’s that time of the year again, when the run on sentence brigade starts guilting strangers on the Internet into giving them free shit. She just had twins and doesn’t wanna work, and “he just got a job.” Just another day for this Marlborough Gingermuffin.
Begging for shit on the Internet is what she’s most famous for after all:
She even asked for a TV, but couldn’t get it herself so she required that a stranger drop the free TV off at her house:
Apparently Internet panhandling does work sometimes though, because she says she got a free turkey out of it:
One thing she won’t be doing is pawning her engagement ring or earrings though:
She has one older daughter and just had twin preemies because they were having problems and were “very sick”:
Which is sad. Except the reason the babies were sick was because she’s a junkbox, and her older kid was taken away from her because of that. And despite the fact that she’s deemed unfit to live with her older child, she’s still allowed to bring home preemies that she clearly does not have the resources to care for on her own. That makes sense. Notice in her August 7th post how she says that her four year old is going to start “getting visits” at her house:
And here they are together:
We analyze and expose ratchets like this for a living. And as a result we can spot a DCF visitor’s room from a mile way. And this is obviously a DCF visitor’s room.
Ironically one of the people to call out the Marlborough Gingermuffin on her bullshit was the Natick Dumpsterslug herself:
Nothing inspires the popcorn memes quite like ratchet on ratchet Facebook quarrels. The Natick Dumpsterslug is definitely in a position to judge. After all, when she was selling her kid’s food stamps it was for her bronchitis medication:
And she’s gonna get her kids back, one DCF visiting room trip at a time.
So she’s now reached the point in her sobriety where she can cast judgement on other pajama clad warriors. Joyce went on the defensive initially, claiming she was out of food stamps, and pointing out that the Natick Dumpsterslug should probably be the last person to cast stones:
And after that the Natick Dumpsterslug claimed that the Marlborough Gingermuffin was still using and had tried to sell her food stamps recently:
But unfortunately the Natick Dumpsterslug forgot that she had recently messaged the Marlborough Gingermuffin, offering to sell her $100 worth of stamps for $50:
We can’t make this stuff up people. It occurs naturally.
Our state is so fucked up and politicians don’t seem to care about it because they’re too busy voting to give themselves pay raises, and legislating what kind of mascots high schools can have. A junkbox mother who lost her older child to drug use while pregnant, gets to keep twin preemies who were born sick because of Mom’s drug use. She’s all out of food stamps and doesn’t wanna work because….why work when you can just get free shit from the taxpayers? Meanwhile the Natick Dumpsterslug might get her kids back because she went a couple months without relapsing, but yet she’s still receiving food stamps and selling them to other junkboxes who she now thinks she’s better than.
Pretty sure we haven’t seen the last of any of these lovely creatures.