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Hey fam, Uncle Turtleboy is going to Jacksonville this weekend to watch the Patriots beatdown the Jaguars, so we have to do the live show tonight. Clarence Woods Emerson is still suspended for 6 more days, so we will be broadcasting from there next week. Philip V. Prentiss got suspended for 30 days during the live show Sunday night, so that means we will be going live from the Terrance Collie Facebook page, which you should all be following. The show starts at 9:30. If you’re not already following Terrance Collie then click here to do so. Our newest blogger Intern Turtlechick was just promoted and given a real name repping her area – Bristol Turtlechick, since she’s from Bristol County. Don’t worry, SSTG is still holding down Plymouth County. Here’s tonight’s agenda: