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    New Hampshire Trap Queen Mom Starts $10K Car GoFundMe Because She Stuck With 2 Abusive Baby Daddy’s And Ditched Nice Baby Daddy #2 Because The Love Wasn’t There

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    Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of New Hampshire……

    So just to review. Tasha’s got not one, not two, but three baby daddies. Because why should kids have to share?

    • Baby Daddy #1 was allegedly abusive, but she stuck around anyway before finally realizing it was a dead end and moving onto the next one
    • Then she moved onto Baby Daddy #2, they made a reverse cowboy trophy, she thought he was a great and wonderful man, so naturally she got engaged to him and then dumped him because the “love just wasn’t there.”
    • Baby Daddy #2 at this point appears to be friendzoned, and will always be there for her.
    • Baby Daddy #3 was “off and on” with her for 6 years. And she’s not kidding. They literally announced each and every time they got back together:

    • Naturally he is now in prison for domestic violence:

    • “He has kidnapped me, punched me, kicked me, thrown things at me, kicked my door in, etc.” Naturally she kept getting back with him.
    • To make matters worse, his street name is “Rooster” and he posts his probation letters like a badge of honor on the Facebook machine:

    • Despite the fact that her son witnessed these traumatic events, she stuck with him because unlike Daddy #2, she loved this one. And so her child was forced to be normalized into thinking domestic abuse was standard procedure.
    • After moving to Laconia she found out that Daddy #1 abused their love child, but only because the child went to her teacher, who then went to DCYF.
    • DCYF took her kids away while they investigated whether or not she was still bringing home men who beat women and diddle kids because she “loved” them.
    • She claims to have met with the governor and his “assistant,” which led to her getting her kid back.
    • She has no car and no job and now she wants other people to buy a car for her.

    So just to review, she has three baby daddies, two of which were abusive, and one of which was a nice guy. She stuck with the abusive ones and tried to make those relationships work to the detriment of her children, but she dumped the nice guy because she wasn’t “in love” with him. Presumably because he didn’t have a chinstrap and a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. Oh, and the abused child from baby daddy #1 felt more comfortable coming to her teacher with the child abuse allegations than she did her own mother.

    I don’t wanna minimize domestic abuse, because this woman is obviously a victim. But I don’t really give a shit what anyone thinks – I largely blame her for this too. Fuck the excuses and the bullshit. A guy hits you, you leave. End of story. No second chances. No “but I love you baby.” None of that. You have kids. They shouldn’t have to witness this. They shouldn’t have to become victims of abuse themselves. They’re more important than the roller coaster that is your love life. If you can’t come to terms with that then DCYF should take your kids.

    Here’s an idea – get a job. First of all, this woman qualifies for every form of public assistance that has ever existed. She’s a victim of domestic abuse, and she’s a single mother of three children. Baby Daddy’s #1 and #3 more than likely don’t pay shit for child support, but if Baby Daddy #2 is as wonderful as she says he is, he should be kicking in something.

    Or, ya know, be a responsible adult. Mothers who are struggling don’t have glamour shots taken of them:

    They don’t celebrate baby brother getting home from rehab

    And they don’t take hoodrat selfies in the projects.

    GoFundMe was a great idea when it first came out. But it’s basically just a way for people who constantly make poor life decisions to get other people to pay for their bullshit now.

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    1. Xhampster

      Would…over & over , front and back..

      1. stop just STOP

        If you like to beat women and abuse children, she might be interested…

      2. mmmbienbien

        Fucking nasty slob.. the bitches teeth look like they’re rotting out of her head.. get a life . Only a desperate loser would fuck something that gross. I can smell her twat from here

    2. whatevuh

      she could actually be attractive, if she hadn’t turned herself into a trash receptacle

    3. Jasmine

      Excuse me this is my cousin your all talking about and she’s a great mother and if you have nothing good to say about her don’t fucking say anything. Love you Tasha.

      1. whatevuh

        time to clean up and improve, that’s not very difficult

      2. What a waste

        They said they would fuck her…..based on her previous choices in men that is probably the nicest thing anybody has said about her in a while

      3. Screw PC

        The minute she started publicly posting stupid shit after subjecting kids to her fuckheaded life choices, she became fair game.

        And I’d fuck her too. Tough shit if you don’t like it.

      4. stop just STOP

        Then that is also your SECOND cousin who got abused by one of the baby daddies….what you got to say about THAT?

        Good mothers don’t put their libidos and neurosis above their children, and definitely don’t put them in abusive situations. Get a clue.

      5. Eric Caldon

        oh jazzy, coming from another burger factory. 3 kids and what, ETB dinners? Hey, here’s a unique thought, if she needs a car so bad, why doesnt Mikey Cullen pay for it or at least front her the money? Oh, thats right, 10 grand is about 5 years salary for that motivated cock handle. She does know Mikey likes the bulgarian felch and P Town Fisting every once and awhiile, right? Good thing is, with his fem side, Tash wont have to worry about him beatin on her, she prolly kick his arse, god damn fairy. Anyway, theyd look good in a little Caravan thats for sure.

        1. Jasmine

          Coming from another burger factory? I’m sorry I have 3 kids yes but I don’t have ebt or anything like that so if you think your so smart and just think that a women who has kids needs ebt to stay afloat you are sadly mistaken as for Tasha she is taken care of her family so if you all would stop with the negative comments it would be appreciated

      6. Berkshire TurtleRider

        She has 3 different children with 3 different men. That’s all I need to know about her. And instead of trying to help her self, you know, maybe have some pride and a feeling of accomplishment, she plays the victim card and asks strangers for money on the internet. Sorry honey, you made these decisions, now it’s time to step up and do the right thing.

      7. Azif

        I will buy her a car if she doesn’t mind taking one up the ass.

        1. Jasmine

          Dude your disgusting.

      8. Rick Shaw

        She’s a great mother??? By whose standards? Oh another trashbag relative of hers. How many fatherless fuck trophies do you have? You and your pin cushion, crack whore of a cousin should work on getting your GEDs so you don’t have to work on your back and knees.

        1. Jasmine

          I have my high school diploma and I have one man in my life that would be the father of my kids and as of a crack whore ahaha I’m deff not. Tasha is a good mother who’s trying to do right by her kids as for you people judging me cause I’m sticking up for my cousin knowing absolutely nothing about me just thinking I’m a fucking crack whore and all this shit cause you all want to judge someone who’s looking for help please get a life.

        2. Your worse nightmare

          I’m the father to those (fuck trophies) and the husband to her, she don’t work on her back, and probably makes more in 3 days of work than you do in 2 weeks at her job. Get a fucking life you good for nothing piece of shit. Stupid fucking internet tough guy has to trash talk a bunch of woman while your probably getting pounded in the ass by your boy toy. Get the fuck over your pathetic self and get your facts straight before you trash talk people you probably don’t even know

          1. Azif

            Hey chudacheseehog go fuck yourself. I could fry a couple eggs of of that melon head of yours

    4. Retarded BF is best he not complain

      Her vagine is probably as tight as a mans annus, mmmmm ….. ya ya ya ya

    5. stop just STOP

      As soon as I read one of the baby daddies was abusing her 5 year old, shit wasn’ t funny.

      All of her children need to be in a better situation, and she needs therapy to figure out WHY she keeps making babies with abusers.

      Here’s an idea – STOP having any boyfriends, baby daddies, “fiances” etc. until all of the children are 18 and on their own. Focus on raising them instead of trying to have sex with another abuser who you stay with until you feel ‘the love isn’t there.’

      In other words, be a mother to these children you brought into this mess for a change.

    6. stop just STOP

      “I don’t wanna minimize domestic abuse, because this woman is obviously a victim.”

      No she is NOT a victim! She is a willing, serial participant!

      Her children are the victims.

    7. Twat Tickler

      Her previous car engine seized. So she was lazy and didn’t have the oil changed. But wants us to pay for new car. Wtf?

    8. I am replying to a child molester's comment

      A long time ago….long before Turtleboy was a thing…. I made a gofundme. It was a genius idea and it wasn’t too greedy. I just wanted $1….from every person in America. I titled it “Make me rich”. If everyone just donated $1 to me, I could become a millionaire. No one donated. 🙁

    9. Flat Brimmed Turtle Rider

      She would make for a great alternative to a flesh light!!

    10. Rick Shaw

      Hahaha. She’ll be on Jerry Springer soon with a list of 87 guys who may have sired her multiple fuck trophies. This human parking garage for cocks needs to get a job and support herself.

    11. I would

      Thats a sweet looking piece of milf meat. Hopefully after the last kid, she had her tubes tied. Because pulling out is not an option

    12. Local real local

      Good Lord! One picture is different than the next. Is this the same girl through each picture? In one picture she looks clean and somewhat put together then in the next she looks like she ate Tasha dion and in the third picture she looks like she is drugged out.

      Does she change her look for each of the different fathers?

      I feel sorry for the second father because now all of his dirty laundry is being aired in public. This is sad.

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