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Obama Bracket Really Pisses Off Elisabeth Hasselbeck And Other Morons

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We don’t do politics here at Turtleboy Sports. But we have no problem laughing at people who take politics way too seriously. For instance, anyone who thinks that Obama shouldn’t be filling out an NCAA Tournament bracket for March Madness is a moron. Like Elisabeth Hasselbeck:

Click here to watch hilarious video of Elisabeth Hasselbeck saying dumb Obama things

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If you have a beef with the job Obama has done as President, that’s fine. But ANYONE who thinks that Obama filling out an NCAA Tournament bracket is somehow inappropriate because he should be doing other things is a moron.

Guess what? It took Obama about five minutes to fill in his bracket and he’ll probably watch some games while he’s flying around on his Obama machine. It didn’t stop him from curing world hunger, or destroying ISIS, or fixing health care. Because it took him five minutes.

How long do you think Obama dumps are? I would suspect at least five minutes, especially if he’s eating Michelle Obama’s school lunch. You gonna start policing his Obama dumps now too? How bout when he’s laying down the Obama pipe with Michelle? Is he on the clock then too? Because by Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s logic he could be solving the never ending clusterfuck that is the Middle East, but instead he’s taking Obama dumps and having menopause sex with his wife.

Newsflash Elisabeth Hasselbeck – you have your job because you’re hot. That’s it. That’s why an NFL quarterback married you. That’s why you’re on TV. Because you are easy on the eyes. Even the biggest red-blooded, Obama-hating Nebraskan has to admit that he’s more qualified to do his job than she is to do hers.

For the record, here is Obama’s bracket:

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Does that look familiar? Oh yea, it’s only the exact same Elite 8 that we predicted he would pick in our blog earlier this week. It’s a pattern people. No other news media source in the country is onto it. Only a matter of time until Elizabeth Hasselbeck starts copying us too. It’s the thing to do around here.

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