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Good news for Patriots fans and dudes who own Spencer Ware in fantasy football – the Chiefs cut star running Kareem Hunt after the viral video TMZ released of him today kicking the shit out of a 19 year old named Abigail Ottinger in February at an Ohio hotel.

I think the NFL MIGHT have a culture problem. Maybe. Just seems like it’s kind of pattern. But at least he never let science slightly deflate any footballs. They can’t be having that.

Of course the Chiefs knew about this, because Kansas City is a classless organization that drafted Tyreek Hill, despite knowing he choked out his pregnant girlfriend in college. But he was too good to cut. They figured they might as well ride him until the inevitable day came that TMZ got ahold of the tape and blew up their spot. Then they would play dumb, act righteous, and cut him. The woman even filed a police report back in February when it first happened. I have no idea why the cops didn’t arrest him then, because that was clearly assault. It’s not as bad as the Ray Rice tape, and the chick seems like an absolutely dreadful skag who is destined for a long life of hotel bloweys, but there’s no excuse for what he did. Particularly the kick at the end when she was on the ground.

Thats not defending yourself. It’s not “brutal” like it’s being described by TMZ, but there’s no excuse for it, and it’s definitely against the law.

Sure, she’s a swamp cooch for going at someone like that, and even being in that position to begin with.

But all he had to do was just stay in the hotel room. You’re an NFL superstar. You don’t need to be a hardo to some 19 year old dressed like she’s trying to get backstage at a Snoop concert. That’s why the hotel has security.

I just don’t understand how these dudes were raised. Not to be self righteous, but the idea of striking a female for getting in my face is foreign to me. It’s just so easy to diffuse this situation by walking away. Some ho’s are just crazy. Stay away from them. Don’t go outside and push them.

I’m seriously blown away how he wasn’t arrested for it. It takes two seconds to pull those tapes. And somehow SHE was the initial suspect:

An Ohio woman told police that Chiefs running back Kareem Hunt “shoved and pushed” her over the weekend, but a second police report lists her as a suspect. The Star obtained the police reports, both list assault as an offense. One police report lists Hunt as a suspect, but Cleveland police determined two reports would be written after speaking to all parties and obtaining conflicting information. The other report lists Ottinger as a suspect and does not include claims that Hunt shoved her. No arrests have been made.

Ottinger was apparently there with a mutual friend, Hunt kicked them out when he found out they weren’t 21, and then she couldn’t afford the Uber back because she’s a broke ass college student. She had no idea who Kareem Hunt was either.

“His name is Kareem. I don’t know his last name, I just met him today.”

It just blows my mind how NFL players hitting women is still a thing. Has Ray Rice and Greg Hardy not taught them anything? He even wears Rice’s number. It’s like the one crime you can’t get away with anymore – beating up women. And yet they do it anyway, in a place that they know is filled with cameras. Mind boggling.

Mark my words – Kansas City will lose to the Chargers, the Patriots will win out, and we will get the top overall seed in the AFC like we always knew we would. Thanks for being a true Chief Kareem. If you need us we’ll be at the Super Bowl.

Anyway, this race baiting piece of shit Tariq Nasheed is of course blaming her, and calling her a white supremacist because……she’s white?

According to sources, a suspected white supremacist female NFL groupie called Kareem Hunt a ni**er, tried to assault him, he pushed her away, then she slapped him, and chaos ensued https://t.co/hEtdWaC0RM

— Tariq Nasheed (@tariqnasheed) November 30, 2018

According to witnesses, Kareem Hunt kicked 2 women out his room when he found out they were under drinking age.The woman in the tmz video, suspected white supremacist named Abigail Ottinger stood outside Hunt’s door for 30 mins calling him a ni**er. When he came out, video starts

— Tariq Nasheed (@tariqnasheed) November 30, 2018

According to witnesses and police reports, the suspected white supremacist female Abigail Ottinger stood outside Kareem Hunt ‘s door yelling “f**ck you ni**er” for 30 mins. She also assaulted another female who was there. Then you can see her charging at Hunt in the video pic.twitter.com/ww7PAYZTFS

— Tariq Nasheed (@tariqnasheed) November 30, 2018

Picture a white 19 year old woman yelling the n word at the top of her lungs for 30 minutes in a public hotel. That would never, ever, ever happen. Ever. Twitter verified this clown.

The Chiefs just released Kareem Hunt after the release of the video with his altercation with a suspected white supremacist female. If you take a good look at the video, Hunt is not "brutalizing" or "beating" the woman up at all.

— Tariq Nasheed (@tariqnasheed) December 1, 2018

Oh yea, he totally didn’t beat her.

At all.

Literally no one is reporting this except for Tariq Nasheed. “According to sources.” Translation – I made that shit up. On Twitter you can make shit up, but you can’t say that people with penises are men. Because if a white woman and a black dude are involved, he’s automatically siding with the black dude. And the easiest way to justify domestic violence against women is by painting the woman as a racist. It’s literally the worst thing you can be called in society today. People who beat up women are not nearly as bad as people who are racist. People who are racist in viral videos have their lives ruined and they are smeared on the Internet forever. People who beat up women get signed by the Redskins.

But even if she did call him the n word (she didn’t) that wouldn’t justify kicking her while she was down. Believe it or not, words and violence are not the same thing.