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Ohio Spunkslug Gives Birth To Baby In Burger King Bathroom While Overdosing On Heroin And Xanax With Junk Jammin’ Baby Daddy Passed Out In The Parking Lot, Wants Kids Back Now That’s She’s 122 Days “Clean” And Living In A Halfway House

Ohio Spunkslug Gives Birth To Baby In Burger King Bathroom While Overdosing On Heroin And Xanax With Junk Jammin’ Baby Daddy Passed Out In The Parking Lot, Wants Kids Back Now That’s She’s 122 Days “Clean” And Living In A Halfway House

 

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I have a hard time writing about this sort of stuff sometimes, because I honestly do like to think that people can change their lives for the better. I’ve seen it happen anecdotally, and the idea that a person can rise above their circumstances is pretty damn heartwarming. But the statistics aren’t with me there, as according to the National Institute on drug abuse, 40 to 60 percent of drug addicts will relapse from their plan of treatment. Those aren’t exactly great betting odds, and the percentage very well may be higher, because drug addicts are not historically all that honest about their “recovery”, anyway. I have a hard time pussyfooting around and calling this a “disease”, because doing drugs is a choice. A choice that leads to doing selfish, reckless, stupid shit like these two parents-of-the-year from Chillicothe, Ohio did back in August of this year:

 

Chilicothe Gazette: 

“A baby boy born in a toilet at the Western Avenue Burger King on Friday is expected to be OK, according to Chillicothe police.

The birth of the boy was discovered as officers responded to the restaurant due to a report of a man passed out in a vehicle and the woman with him having gone into the bathroom at about 2:30 p.m. Friday.

Upon arrival, police reported finding Zachary T. Frey, 26, of Chillicothe, passed out behind the wheel of a purple Saturn Ion which was still running. Officers were able to rouse Frey, who was described in the police report as drooling, having slurred speech, pinpoint pupils, and kept “nodding off.”

Meanwhile, another officer and a medic went into the bathroom, where they found Elizabeth  D. Sanders, 26, of Waverly, sitting on a toilet, a suspected ball of heroin allegedly on the floor beside her. According to the report, Sanders told the officer and medic she believed she had miscarried.

When the medic looked into the toilet, he saw a newborn infant lying face up and told Sanders to stand, which caused the baby to roll over face down into the water. The baby was quickly retrieved and found to still be breathing.

On Tuesday morning, Chillicothe Police Capt. Larry Bamfield said the baby was still being treated at Adena Medical Center and was expected to be OK. He was unsure of children services’ plans for when the boy is released.

After Sanders was released from Adena, she was arrested on a warrant related to an alleged theft of money from her bar-tending job in March. She pleaded not guilty on Monday and was released on her own recognizance.

Frey, who police said refused medical treatment Friday, was charged with operating a vehicle while impaired and possession of drug paraphernalia. Additional charges could be filed pending lab results of suspected heroin allegedly found in a baggie in Frey’s shorts pocket.”

What. The. Actual. Fuck. These two gutterguppies got in the car, drove to Burger King, got high, and while baby daddy is nodding off in the parking lot, mom shits out a raw dog trophy into a fast food bathroom stall. That’s a baby, you slag, not a case of Monday taco shits. They are so lucky that baby didn’t end up drowning, and I have to emphasize the luck in that. That child is alive with exactly zero credit to his DNA donors. A freakin’ stranger had to call 911.

 

There is no excuse. You are not “sick”, this isn’t some phantom illness that crept up and ravaged your body to the point of incapacity. Cancer patients don’t wake up every morning and think to themselves, “Time to call Diego to cop another bag of malignant tumors.” These two pukes made a choice, day after day, that affected not only themselves but the general public and their unborn child. Heroin withdrawl is literally not going to kill you – if you don’t grow up and at least put the junk down for the 9 months you are carrying that child, you’re a prime candidate for forced sterilization. Congratulations, Mom, your first “bonding” with that kid was getting him high for 8 months and then nearly drowning him in the can.

 

So fast forward a whole whopping 122 days to today, and this spunkslug is in back in the news patting herself on the back for her “recovery”, and resolving to fight for her 3 kids back. Because that’s right, she has 3 kids total, which doesn’t make her track record look any better. That’s 3 young lives you selfishly created, and ruined. But it’s cool, guys, because she has a disease. And she says she hasn’t used drugs for a whole four months, so she deserves a second chance to seriously hurt or fuck up her kids.

 

WCVB 5:

“Elizabeth Sanders told WSYX that she was so high she wasn’t even aware she had given birth. She was eight months pregnant when she and her boyfriend snorted Xanax and heroin that day.

“I kind of remember that I had an urge to go to the bathroom and then that was it,” Sanders said. 

Police body camera videos recorded the moment Sanders was found, and the shock of first repsonders when they realized there was a baby in the toilet and he was alive.

“It was the Xanax and heroin I was taking, just snorting them both together and that’s the big effect of the Xanax, you don’t remember,” Sanders said. “I remember being at the hospital and not being pregnant anymore and not knowing what happened; that’s what’s really scary.”

Now 122 days drug-free, Sanders calls that day the moment she hit rock bottom. She’s now working to get custody of the baby boy born in the bathroom, along with her two other children.

“I was trying to escape reality and, of course, not to have to face myself, you know, have that shame, that guilt, and have to answer to anything that I was doing,” Sanders said.”

 

I’m not an expert on these things by any means, but I feel like an indicator that you shouldn’t have kids would be when you nearly drown your newborn in a Burger King toilet while so high you don’t even know you’re giving birth. Honestly. The fact that this chick feels entitled, after 4 months in a halfway house, to start lecturing about recovery and fighting for custody of her kids, is not a great sign. None of this is a good sign. The fact that this junkbox supreme looked at this flat-brimmed dopefiend:

And decided, “This is the DNA that I would like to propagate. This is the man I chose to share responsibility over innocent, defenseless human life.”, is insane. And it’s not like they were just a couple of junked-out scram bags addicted to raw dog, consequences be dammed,  and ended up knocked up. Oh, no. This Hep-c Hunny had two other kids, and consciously decided, “This is my idea of a real dad“. Seriously – I’m not even speculating on this one.

Wrong. That is a huge piece of shit, Lizzy. A whole sack of steaming dog turds.  Look at this chud’s google trophies:

 

 

How could you possibly mistake this for the picture of paternal nurturing and adult responsibility?

 

Seems like exactly who you want raising up your crotch fruit. But, I’m assuming this sort of shit is what brought them together. They probably fell in love over their shared love of petty theft, child endangerment, and not using proper car seats/restraints.

 

 

 

 

Definitely who we want responsible for the future generations.

Don’t get me wrong here – I really want people to be able to get better. I don’t totally believe that your circumstances define you, or that we are trapped to repeat the same mistakes over, and over again. I know some parents do recover, and I know that the best place for a child to grow up is with a healthy, appropriate natural parent, preferably both. But these two are NOT going to be able to clean up their acts together, and by appearances, that’s exactly what they are trying to do.

Brilliant. I’m sure nothing could go wrong here.

And outside of that, if you think you’re good to go with 1000% less time off the drugs than you’ve spent on them, you’re a fucking idiot, and all the rehab in the world won’t fix that stupid. If this guttersnatch

Really was committed to getting her kids back, she would ditch the scummy tubesteak, shut up, keep her head down and have some damn patience. Be thankful that her baby isn’t dead and her other kids are fed, clean and not watching mommy do the junkie jam remix with whatever knob she’s slobbing for a nickle bag that day. Singing your own praises after less than even half a full calendar year off the junk, when you’re living in a home that explicitly prohibits you from using, is selfish and ignorant. That’s one thing I am entirely certain of, and you can’t change my mind on that.

24 Comment(s)
  • Digital Underground
    December 3, 2018 at 8:12 am

    I like the girls with the boom
    I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

  • Why
    December 1, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    My son who is 17 read this and was disgusted. He said all that kept going thru his head was me telling him the story about the day he was born. And he said he couldn’t imagine being told he was born into a fast food toilet. This poor child will never escape this. Because she had to be a selfish junkie mother during her pregnancy she not only made her baby a drug addict from the start, but she dropped him like a piece of shit in one of the dirtiest places ever. If this woman cared even a tiny bit for this child she will never go near him again and give him the chance of having a life. He already is a drug addict and will forever be one thanks to her and when he grows up and is told the story of his birth, or he reads it because there is no escaping it, how do you think he will feel. Leave him alone. Love him enough to give him a chance since you have ruined so much already.

  • oHIGHo
    December 1, 2018 at 1:11 pm

    This chick isn’t serious about staying clean. Who goes on TV dresses like that and expect to be taken seriously? That’s probably her court outfit too.
    No mention of her having a job. She’s still with baby daddy.
    No discussion of long term goals, how she plans to stay clean when she doesn’t have to answer to anyone, how she plans on providing for her kids, where she’s going to live…
    It’s easy to stay clean when someone is babysitting you.
    Isn’t the first rule of sobriety admitting you’re an addict? Didn’t get the feeling she has any accountability for her choices.
    Another rule is not to get into a serious relationship within a year of getting clean. Does being a parent not count as a serious relationship?
    One of the more important rules to staying clean is keeping your distance from other active users and past drug buddies. If she’s still with her junkie sperm donor she has no chance of keeping out of trouble. No one mentioned what he was doing to get/stay clean.
    It’s “feel good” stories like this that enable people like her. She hasn’t overcome anything.
    We can only hope her mother is half decent and raises her kids right. In my experience the grandmothers are typically losers themselves. A different kind of loser. More like the lesser of 2 evils. That doesn’t bode well for these poor babies.

  • Frank Rizzo
    December 1, 2018 at 8:52 am

    droppin’ your newborn in a public shitter! wtf, kill these fukkin’ vermin! buncha fukkin’ pukes!

  • Get crap together
    November 30, 2018 at 11:07 pm

    Here’s a tip to try for all of these ‘parents’ (men and women) who are addicts, not responsible, whatever. and have lost custody of children:

    Before you attempt to regain custody, undergo permanent sterilization. Go through rehab, get a job, do the functional-member-of-society-things, but BEFORE you ask about custody or ‘reunification,’ get sterilized.

    Don’t promise to do it. Don’t suggest maybe you’ll consider it. Actually go through with sterilization. Wait the amount of time needed to be sure it has taken effect, THEN look into custody. It might make yourself work harder to get your crap together, and it might prove to a judge that you are serious about parenting the children you already had.

  • DJ
    November 30, 2018 at 10:30 pm

    This story disgusts me. What kind of scumbag is she that she was so fucking high she did not realize she was having a baby. WTF. I loved the fact that this was her 3rd fucking baby. Those poor children would be dead if they end up back with that junk box. As a mother, I am utterly disgusted by this piece of shit. I pray those babies never ever are returned to that useless cunt. I don’t use that word but that is exactly what she is.

  • Baby turd
    November 30, 2018 at 8:12 pm

    I wish you could see my face reading the newspaper article …da faq??!!!!

  • Huh
    November 30, 2018 at 6:23 pm

    I’m not exactly sure what this has to do with Worcester and the surrounding area.

    I’ve got a bad feeling your next story is going to be more screen shots about a story you found on Facebook about a junkie couple in Indiana who just started a Gofundme page so they can fly to Amsterdam for Christmas.

    • ElJefe72
      ElJefe72
      November 30, 2018 at 6:43 pm

      Ratchetness knows no borders

  • dball31211
    L
    November 30, 2018 at 5:48 pm

    If you can’t get clean for your first child  it’s not gunna happen for the second or third. 

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    November 30, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    If you look up ‘white trash’ in the dictionary, their pictures are there

  • Rob Ronzio
    November 30, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    White nigaz.

  • Sick
    November 30, 2018 at 5:00 pm

    It takes nine months to give someone a lifetime. If you have to do drugs during those nine months you don’t deserve to ever have that child. Nine months is not that long, but a lifetime of problems because of what was done during that time is.

  • Cancer is a disease, addiction is just a bad life decision
    November 30, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    You could take these two and plop them down into most of the South Shore and Cape and they’d instantly blend right in.

    • Joe
      November 30, 2018 at 7:19 pm

      I feel sorry for you, with your air of moral indignation. You really think that this is merely a life choice? The fact remains that some people are predisposed to alcoholism and addiction. For some unknown reason, one in four that experiment with opioids become addicted.

      In as much as as I love TB Sports, every single blogger for TB seems to want to shit on the lowest of the low. Do you really think that some little first grader has dreams about growing up to become a pole dancer or stripper? If you need to feel better about yourself by shitting on the lowest of the low then so be it.

      What we have is a drug crisis of epidemic proportions. It’s people with your attitude that prevents us from moving forward with meaningful treatment. Ironically,the law and order president, Richard Nixon, had actually spent the most on treatment and not interdiction.

      If we treat addiction for what it, a disease, we might actually make progress. However, there’s too much money involved in interdiction, with the DEA and their high tech weaponry and bad haircuts vying for their share of the forfeiture pie. They are self funded by forfeiture. Ever wonder why Marijuana is still listed as a Schedule 1 drug, even though all of the research done indicates it is not n addictive and does have medicinal value.

      Build long term treatment facilities instead of jail. Treatment facilities, including locked and secured facilities, cost about $16,000.00 per person per year, as opposed to $48,000.00 per prisoner per year.

      • Stupid is as Stupid Does
        November 30, 2018 at 9:07 pm

        Shut the fuck up Joe. Go do another bag of poison and do us all a favor. Stupid fuck

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        December 1, 2018 at 10:56 am

        “For some unknown reason, one in four that experiment with opioids become addicted.”

        That’s because opioids are physically addictive. What are you, a rocket scientist? LOL

      • JHH
        December 1, 2018 at 12:52 pm

        I can see your point to some extent. Many people have mental illness with little to no treatment. Proper care for them is grossly lacking. They often self medicate and become addicts.
        I don’t have much sympathy or patience for those who choose to drugs just to get high and find themselves in the throes of addiction eventually. It’s just a good idea to assume you will probably be one of them the first time you are given that choice to experiement.
        I am Native. Right there I know I’m predisposed to alcoholism. I saw my family battle addictions. Even though I tried my fair share of drugs and spent a good amount of high school drunk and/or high because of bordem I was always self aware enough to keep tabs on my what and how much I used. If it seemed to increase I stopped or cut back. I held myself accountable. It would be stupid for me to not learn from the mistakes of the people around me.
        Maybe no one grows up dreaming of being a stripper or addict, but they have no one else to blame for their choices. Especially now when we understand so much.
        By calling it a disease gives people the notion that they have no control over their choices. It’s just bad luck. It’s not a disease. A disorder maybe but not a disease. It’s totally preventable.

      • MrSmiley
        December 1, 2018 at 2:21 pm

        3 kids later and now she gets it? It’s a LACK OF WILLPOWER. Fucks sake you can pump yourself up with suboxone methadone and every other filler but if your stupid ass likes getting high instead of being responsible it’s going to do nothiiing! Fuck not building jails it’s the best place to realize what a piece of shit you are and hey maybe you should lay off the percs??

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    November 30, 2018 at 2:05 pm

    Kill. It. With. Fire.

  • marilu
    November 30, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    It’s like a 2018 version of that I Didn’t Know I was Pregnant show where all the babies were born in McDonalds toilets…
    Side note- holy hell she does not look at all how i expected her to look !! If she wasnt a junkie she would & could do SOOOO much better than that guy !

  • ploop
    November 30, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    “I have the disease. The disease for speed. (high five)”
    -Tony Stark , Young Guns II

  • Walder Frey
    November 30, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    The LANNISTERS SEND THEIR REGARDS.

  • ElJefe72
    ElJefe72
    November 30, 2018 at 12:30 pm

    Chillicothe is the epicenter of the heroin and opioid crisis here in Ohio.

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