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We’ve seen some ridiculous shit from the hippies, before, but one local hippie just took it to another level by blaming Turtleboy Sports for Jessica Conway’s drug overdose:
LOL – Aslan King. Everyone knows that Aslan King isn’t a real name. It’s a pun from The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. This is actually a joint account used by Dana Remian and Old Balls that they use because they’ve been banned from so many Facebook pages.
But yea Dana, I’m sure the Worcester Police will get right on that. Because our readers were the ONLY ones talking about this story. Literally just us. It wasn’t a huge statewide story or anything like that. It was just a bunch of Old Balls favorite “urban hicks ” on Turtleboy. We sold her the drugs, put a gun to her head, and made her do it. We forced her to do a press conference where she blamed everyone but herself for her daughter’s tragic death. We forced her to start a GoFundMe page to raise money for……something.
They try so hard don’t they? They know we’re spreading the hot truth all over their faces and they can’t find a legitimate reason to criticize us, so they just make shit up. This is literally the best thing they can come up with. Keep trying Dana and Old Balls. Keep trying.