Check out this little hood nugget in New Bedford who claims he’s got a massive lawsuit pending against the po-po for giving him a boo-boo while he ran away from them.
Hood Nugget: “I did nothing to be considered unsafe.”
Also Hood Nugget: “I suffered a fractured nose.”
See, the thing is, when the cops are trying to stop you for something, it means you already did something wrong. Contrary to what Elizabeth Warren will tell you, running from the police is not an acceptable option. If they think you’re dangerous they’re going to do what they have to do to detain you. And since everyone’s always whining about the cops shooting people this officer chose to light you up like a Christmas tree instead. Sure, you got an ow-ee out of it, but there’s no shortage of New Bedford teeny boppers who find that sort of thing attractive and will allow you to become baby daddy disappointment #1.
“I’m tryna make this go viral.”
Yup, that should fix it.
“Starting at some point next week I will have a pending case against the NBPD.”
Just as soon as Oliver Case Dismissed finds a lawyer that accepts stolen food stamps.
This kid appears to be just a young project pup, so I really don’t care what his name is.
But when your Facebook name is “RIP (insert hoodbooger here)” it means that you were destined to one day become Turtleboy famous. Plus, he’s already got the rest of the Turtleboy resume, including gold chains and bandanas….
sagging skinny jeans, blunt selfies, and ambiguous gang signs…..
pride in things that no person should be proud of….
frequent usage of phrases like “bitches in hoes,” “lil bro a real one,” “my dawg,” and references to murdering family members….
usage of the n word, and promises to stick his womb broom in your girl’s tampon tunnel…
and of course 100 emojis, references to his homies in big boi jail, and the ceremonial free muh boi.
The only thing he’s missing a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat.
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