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I went on a turtle bender yesterday. I was trying my hardest to find out who the big-mouthed asshole, trying to incite a riot, during the Durfee gun lock-down was. I know you’re saying to yourself, “Turtlegirl, how could this Fall Reev Fuckshow get any more obnoxious and ghetto?”
Well, my friends, it has.
In case you need to catch up you can read our original story here.
Aside from being questioned by this Jaba the Slut, who needs to be rolled in flour to find the wet spot….
… a Voke-stached kid filing a lawsuit if we don’t take the pictures of his momma down…..
We LOVE internet lawsuits!!!
And my personal favorite, an anti-vaxxer wood-booger named Jerin Ryan, who should be more concerned about her kids getting Polio, than she is about ME being a bitch to people making shitty choices.
Lady, you’re more afraid of your kid having special needs, and inconveniencing your life, than you are about them dying and taking half the damn Eastern Seaboard with them. Anti-vaxxers are the worst people on earth. They are a walking plague. Take a fucking seat, you flat-faced, pox-spreading, snatch. You’re more dangerous than the kid with the fucking BB gun.
Here, I made a flier for your friends and neighbors to hang up anywhere you go. You know, just in case they want to be reminded that you don’t believe in science and would rather expose us all to preventable diseases than, I don’t know, be fucking smart.
So, the fat bastard waving his arms around and trying to get a failed chant going, is Hosea Richardson. He’s also the genius who brought the toddler in to a school that was actively looking for a weapons threat. It was such an emergency that he’s screaming at police but had to bring the baby in with him!
I got my Facebook account disabled yesterday (totally worth it) after doing some research. I MIGHT have been antagonizing hoodrats with Bret as well, BUT, I managed to find out, before I got the FB punt, that tubs was a criminal!
Does his name sound familiar? It should because he’s the maniac that took a chick home from a Randolph nightclub in 2008 and beat the bag out of her in her Roxbury apartment. I guess he’s a dad too.
Homeboy then went on the lam for the better part of 24 hours before threatening suicide by cop to his momma. He did surrender peacefully but faced a domestic battery charge and had to answer for several outstanding warrants back in the day.
Several. Outstanding. Warrants.
So, not only did Durfee High allow a complete breach of lockdown during an active gun threat by allowing parents in, they let this fucking gem in the door, and let him stay and cause a scene. What does a locked down school need when they think they are searching for a threatening criminal? ANOTHER THREATENING CRIMINAL acting a bitch in the school Caf. Just further proof of the quality of animal in that video from yesterday.
But hey, they put metal detectors in today, right?
Thanks for the warm welcome Fall River! Can’t wait to see what you have in store for me next.
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