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Orgy Strap On Master Tom Mountain Resigns In Disgrace After Lying To Aspiring Model Who Catfished Him About Being In The Industry, Vows To Pursue Criminal And Civil Charges

 

Breaking News: Orgy master Tom Mountain has resigned from his high profile job as Mass GOP Vice Chairman after being exposed and humiliated as a liar and a fucking idiot who got catfished and called a 14 year old girl “sexy.” But he’s not sorry, and he’s coming after the people who set him up! Read all about it on TB Daily News by clicking here.

 

 

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29 Comment(s)
  • Online Transvestite?
    July 20, 2021 at 5:45 am

    Kinda makes you wonder who’s the fucked up one here, the guy who wants to have an orgie with the smoking hot Israeli red head babe or the guy who makes all the effort to become a smoking hot red head babe online complete with pics and bio included. These are confusing times.

  • JustToBeSure
    July 19, 2021 at 6:33 pm

    What’s surprising is the non-converage of him texting fantasies and supposed escapades with a few of the REAL women in those travel photos. They’re probably not too happy about it and are sorry they ever stood next to him for a photo.
    This alone is something he should be ashamed about since he had no regard for them.

    • Doug Bushman
      Tom's Strap On
      July 19, 2021 at 7:38 pm

      Someone Please Help Me!

  • Doug Bushman
    Tom's Strap on
    July 19, 2021 at 6:17 pm

    Think of my life for a second.

  • I am Tom Mountain
    July 19, 2021 at 5:44 pm

    And I am able to sleep at night knowing that at least I am not turtleboy.

    • Doug Bushman
      I AM TOM MOUNTAIN
      July 19, 2021 at 5:56 pm

      Who is the real Tom Mountain

      • I am sparticus
        July 27, 2021 at 11:18 am

        I AM TOM MOUNTAIN.

  • dale woodman
    DEFUND WELFARE
    July 19, 2021 at 3:48 pm

    Tom , don’t bother getting a Lawyer, the E-mails came from your IP address and you cant go back in time to ERASE the record.

  • Doug Bushman
    I AM TOM MOUNTAIN
    July 19, 2021 at 2:43 pm

    I want a recount. In addition for the record I do not like horses.

  • Scubascank
    July 19, 2021 at 2:03 pm

    Looks like the globe and the hearald gave TB the credit for this one. Hope you got some good stories lined up people going to be looking you up.

    • Doug Bushman
      TOM MOUNTAINS
      July 19, 2021 at 2:40 pm

      OMG

    • Doug Bushman
      I AM TOM MOUNTAIN
      July 19, 2021 at 2:41 pm

      OMG

    • Doug Bushman
      I AM TOM MOUNTAIN
      July 19, 2021 at 2:52 pm

      I JUST WANTED TO ENLARGE THE GOPee

  • Inflamed Anus
    Tom Mountain
    July 19, 2021 at 11:59 am

    Wait……..so the red headed Israeli isn’t real, goddamnit!

    • Ron Jeremy
      July 19, 2021 at 12:58 pm

      Neither is the girl wearing nothing but a smile and a towel in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big old highway

  • Rich
    Rich
    July 19, 2021 at 11:39 am

    He couldn’t find a synonym for “abreast”????

  • Mr ed
    July 19, 2021 at 11:06 am

    Tom and the horse fucker are buddies

  • I am Tom Mountain, and I endorse this message
    July 19, 2021 at 10:43 am

    Suck it Aidan and your weak body.
    Go take some steroids you little bitch… or from what I heard, some hormones… again, you little bitch!

    • I am still sparticus
      July 27, 2021 at 11:21 am

      I guess we are angry today? On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the least angry and 10 feeling the most anger, what are you?

  • randiguy2006
    MAGA!
    July 19, 2021 at 9:55 am

    Typical Republican

  • Hattie McBaggen
    Hattie McBaggen
    July 19, 2021 at 9:34 am

    The Boston Globe is reporting this as well. They actually gave credit to you for once.

    • Joe Dirt
      July 19, 2021 at 2:46 pm

      That’s because TB took out a republican so they figured this would give them some credibility. Had he gone after a democrat/communist, the globe would have defended them and gone after TB with everything they had.

  • Bill Cribben
    July 19, 2021 at 9:25 am

    The timeless art of seduction.

    • Haddanuff
      July 19, 2021 at 9:40 pm

      That is so true, and so very sad 🙁

  • Bring Back Desk Girl
    July 19, 2021 at 8:49 am

    That redhead Israeli gal looks a little like Abby, desk girl. I miss the Abby posts!

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    July 19, 2021 at 8:34 am

    If being stupid is a crime, then Tom Mountain should be facing charges.

  • Standing by my word - Aidan likes Provincetown
    July 19, 2021 at 7:52 am

    No way Aidan is not gay, never seen a straight man that kept getting into drama over and over again. Ever.

  • Stunt Penis
    July 19, 2021 at 5:29 am

    Maybe he can join forces with OJ and they can collectively bring the perpetrators to justice.

  • Mountain Man
    July 18, 2021 at 11:25 pm

    Uncle Turtleboys nose is very big and messed up looking. I’m guessing he probably got punched a lot as a kid and a teen and a young adult and now as an older adult. But I like his writings, I encourage his ratchet shaming ways but It feels good to comment on his hideous nose. P.S. I’m innocent, and I’m starting a new Mediterranean diet on Monday morning!

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